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| Originally posted by yujie__ i cant wait for car pr0n!! |
ATTENTION GRABBER: A SECOND HIGHWAY VEHICLE IS SUPER QUICKLY FAST SPEEDING AT YOUR HIGHWAY VEHICLE.
inb4dalock!!!
---------------------- <--The line
Youve crossed the line. 
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| Originally posted by Nsonic ---------------------- <--The line Youve crossed the line. |
Yes...yes....this brings us one step closer to the dystopian myopian cantaloupeian future of micro machines, where super-intelligent talking autobots battle evil talking deceptacons in a struggle to protect the human race. Well, on the weekends, they'd battle. Optimus has a load of baby diapers to transport across the US. Finally my dream is coming to fruition. Here I am:
No...haha. That's not me, and I haven't dreamed since I accidentally fell down and landed on an erect penis, where it entered my ear canal, poked my brain, and did serious neural damage. Buuuut. Cars already do talk, fools. All you have to do is put a little Chevron with Techron in the tank, and the little ******s turn into snotty british bastards in no time.
"Oh, you're not driving to the McDonalds, then, are you? How uncouth. I daresay, I shan't be seen in the parking libby of such a horrid establishment! You shan't go there, my good man! You simply shant! Indubitably. I'll scream! Eeeeeeeey eeeuhhhhhh."
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| Originally posted by Aiwendil Yes...yes....this brings us one step closer to the dystopian myopian cantaloupeian future of micro machines, where super-intelligent talking autobots battle evil talking deceptacons in a struggle to protect the human race. Well, on the weekends, they'd battle. Optimus has a load of baby diapers to transport across the US. Finally my dream is coming to fruition. Here I am: [img]http://www.thepos.net/archives/alex/autobots.jpg[/im] No...haha. That's not me, and I haven't dreamed since I fell down and landed on an erect penis, where it entered my ear canal and did serious neural damage. Buuuut. Cars already do talk, fools. All you have to do is put a little Chevron with Techron in the tank, and the little ******s turn into snotty british bastards in no time. [img]http://www.chevron.com/news/archive/images/J3.gif[/mg] "Oh, you're not driving to the McDonalds, then, are you? How uncouth. I daresay, I won't be seen in the parking libby of such a horrid establishment! You shant do that, my good man! You simply shant! Indubitably. I'll scream! Eeeeeeeey eeeuhhhhhh." |
Someone doesn't get enough attention outside the internet.
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| Originally posted by Aiwendil Yes...yes....this brings us one step closer to the dystopian myopian cantaloupeian future of micro machines, where super-intelligent talking autobots battle evil talking deceptacons in a struggle to protect the human race. Well, on the weekends, they'd battle. Optimus has a load of baby diapers to transport across the US. Finally my dream is coming to fruition. Here I am: No...haha. That's not me, and I haven't dreamed since I accidentally fell down and landed on an erect penis, where it entered my ear canal, poked my brain, and did serious neural damage. Buuuut. Cars already do talk, fools. All you have to do is put a little Chevron with Techron in the tank, and the little ******s turn into snotty british bastards in no time. "Oh, you're not driving to the McDonalds, then, are you? How uncouth. I daresay, I shan't be seen in the parking libby of such a horrid establishment! You shan't go there, my good man! You simply shant! Indubitably. I'll scream! Eeeeeeeey eeeuhhhhhh." |
the car service industry is gonna be sooooooooooo fucked
Kitt FTW!!!
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| Originally posted by jennypie I was thinking about you earlier, missing your presence, having a feeling I'd see a post by you...and here you are! |
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| Fuck somebody! |
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| Originally posted by Aiwendil Have you been checking out my tailpipe... That's a...a.....PIPE DREAM! Get it...fucking would entail an um...plus earlier about my ear canal and dreaming....and ah...... BANG, ZOOM, STRAIGHT TO THE MOOOOOOOOON! |
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| Originally posted by jennypie I'd like to change your oil. |
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| Originally posted by Aiwendil I think I just blew a gasket! |
Wait wait...we're talking about sex right?...
Yes. Lubed up porno sex.
Oh okay...so like...where were we...so my friend has a big "squeegee"...he can clean your "windshield" right up. I'll just be over there playing with my secret "laser". Tee hee heee heeee o so notty.
Who am I kidding, i've never had sex nor do I have a friend.
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| Originally posted by Aiwendil Oh okay...so like...where were we...so my friend has a big "squeegee"...he can clean your "windshield" right up. I'll just be over there playing with my secret "laser". Tee hee heee heeee o so notty. |
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| Originally posted by jennypie Laser? Come on now, "stick shift" would have been much more appropriate. I expect more from you. |
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| Originally posted by Aiwendil I prefer "laser" or in an extreme circumstance, "tractor beam". Get it, "laser"? "Tractor beam"?....I was makin' a reference to...nevermind...eeyurrh. 'Cuz in my humble opinion, the "car" thing ran out of "gas" a long time ago...so.....I WENT THERE OKAY. I CALLED IT A FRIKKIN' "LASER". STOP LOOKING AT ME. |
AAAH!
Yes I will indeed do that...in the connotation that I will help you should you need any assistance in understanding something.......
Where's your boyfriend's email so I can tell him on you. Um...tell you on him. Err...tell on you to him.
Okay i'm not an advocate of this stuff. Take it to PM you stupid muthafockers. Wait. I'm one of those stupid mothafocacks. :/
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| Originally posted by Aiwendil Okay i'm not an advocate of this stuff. Take it to PM you stupid muthafockers. Wait. I'm one of those stupid mothafocacks. :/ |
Warning: z0mg, it's tiest0r in teh next lan3, i'm going to diiiieeeeeee!!!11oneone!1
in the future, car changes you!!
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