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Posted by guster on Nov-26-2005 08:27:

a guy i know yelled yahtzee while shootin a girl in the face.. annnd.. same guy had a 3 year old grab his dick.. was fucking their babysitter.. so his only reaction was to slap the kid off and coincidentally went flying across the room. just got up and walked away with minimal crying from what i understand. this dude's got some fucked up fuck stories.

Posted by Thois on Nov-26-2005 12:29:

I picked up this girl and took her to my room. I was drunk and all weird, but she was just... normal. So she wanted foreplay and all that, so I was like... OK. So I took off her jeans and... slided in my fist...

You should have seen her face.

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Nov-26-2005 16:35:

quote:
Originally posted by guster
a guy i know yelled yahtzee while shootin a girl in the face.. annnd.. same guy had a 3 year old grab his dick.. was fucking their babysitter.. so his only reaction was to slap the kid off and coincidentally went flying across the room. just got up and walked away with minimal crying from what i understand. this dude's got some fucked up fuck stories.


i call bullshit or the guys in jail

Posted by guster on Nov-26-2005 17:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
i call bullshit or the guys in jail


...or he ran away?

you can call bullshit all you want.. still funny. i wasn't there.. just know the story, whether it's true or not was about 4 years ago anyway. i know the guy pretty well and he's pretty damn truthful. who knows though.

Posted by WojiePoj on Nov-26-2005 17:33:

Style.

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Nov-26-2005 17:44:

quote:
Originally posted by guster
...or he ran away?

you can call bullshit all you want.. still funny. i wasn't there.. just know the story, whether it's true or not was about 4 years ago anyway. i know the guy pretty well and he's pretty damn truthful. who knows though.


theres nothing funny about a 3 year old grabbing your dick


the only funny thing that can result from that is the guy giong to jail and getting multiple buttsekz sessions unwillingly

Posted by simplcake on Nov-26-2005 17:53:

once i was at the club, drunk as hell, so i grabbed this bitches ass and boucer was walking by and i didnt see him, so she started bitching and shit so bouncer kicked me out wtf

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Nov-26-2005 17:59:

quote:
Originally posted by take5
once i was at the club, drunk as hell, so i grabbed this bitches ass and boucer was walking by and i didnt see him, so she started bitching and shit so bouncer kicked me out wtf


good you deserved it


the only time your allowed to grab a "bitchs" ass is if she lets you dance with her in the first place then you can slowly move your hands into the treasure chest lol

Posted by Purple on Nov-26-2005 18:42:

This thread and the stories in it suck.

Posted by Jackson on Nov-26-2005 18:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Purple
This thread and the stories in it suck.


So does your momma but you dont hear me complaining!

Posted by kadomony on Nov-26-2005 18:58:

that's cause the people in it are on about "womanizing"
being a flat-out dick is not attractive to women.
being a dick when necessary, and keeping an edge of humour IS.

fuck man. if some girl dissed me like that, NO WAY would i pour a beer on her. that's just distasteful. i'd slap her in the face (figuratively) with a MUCH better insult and break her ego the fuck down. then i'd probably go after her friends as a whole if they had anything to say about it, then walk away right after i said it so they'd have no chance for a counter.

i've done this on several occasions, and have had the girl that previously "insulted" me buy me a drink, give me her number, drag me into the bathroom, etc, etc....

Posted by Streakfury on Nov-26-2005 19:23:

In Soviet England, "womanizing" means picking up ladies left, right and centre, and generally being a bit of a player.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Nov-26-2005 23:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Streakfury
In Soviet England, "womanizing" means picking up ladies left, right and centre, and generally being a bit of a player.


i always thought womanizing was putting a woman in her place.

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Nov-26-2005 23:57:

woman can never be put in their place. They just justify everything by going on a bitching spree.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Nov-27-2005 00:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
woman can never be put in their place. They just justify everything by going on a bitching spree.


wellt hen whats the point of this thread?

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Nov-27-2005 00:24:

i thought htis thread is about how we've attempted and failed at picking up women

Posted by Vivid Boy on Nov-27-2005 00:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
i thought htis thread is about how we've attempted and failed at picking up women



speak for urself.


every girl that ever turned me down was ugly anyways

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Nov-27-2005 00:40:

ok im not ashamed to admit it.. the most action i will get from a girl would probably be whatever i do with her at the club.. im always lucky enough to break the ice with girls who have extremely jealous friends

Posted by simplcake on Nov-27-2005 00:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
good you deserved it


the only time your allowed to grab a "bitchs" ass is if she lets you dance with her in the first place then you can slowly move your hands into the treasure chest lol


thanks gandhi

Posted by LKD on Nov-27-2005 00:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
woman can never be put in their place. They just justify everything by going on a bitching spree.




so true

Posted by Rodrico on Nov-27-2005 04:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
i always thought womanizing was putting a woman in her place.


Did I not explain this to you last night that womanizing meant someone who goes after many women. A player of sorts.

Posted by Slylee on Nov-27-2005 04:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
speak for urself.


every girl that ever turned me down was ugly anyways



Posted by kadomony on Nov-27-2005 05:07:

sour grapes?

Posted by enferno on Nov-27-2005 06:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Jackson
So does your momma but you dont hear me complaining!


wow .. jackson . . i'm appauled at your origionality and creativity in that one



womanizing FTL!!!!

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Nov-27-2005 11:31:

quote:
Originally posted by take5
thanks gandhi


many wars were won this way


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