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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur Vin Diesel > Chuck Norris Vin Diesel was the original. He's the one that started it all. Chuck Norris is like a bad sequel.

Ya, what you said but the exact opposite

Chuck Norris already wrote the book on kickin' ass (real and on film) when Vin Diesal was still suckin' on his mother's teet

Vin Diesel created God. God then went on to create Adam, who later changed his name to Chuck Norris after roundhouse kicking Eve in the face for getting him kicked out of the Garden of Eden.

Man i started a thread about this and no one liked it haha
now its ALL OVER THE PLACE! haha oh well... its still funny shit

When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

HAHAHA

Nikitha

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Originally posted by Nikitha Man i started a thread about this and no one liked it haha now its ALL OVER THE PLACE! haha oh well... its still funny shit When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. HAHAHA Nikitha

Nikki I'm so sorry I didn't give such a worthy thread (especially when you created it) the respect it deserved. That being said, your above post beats everything said in this thread so far!!! LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by fayraree Nikki I'm so sorry I didn't give such a worthy thread (especially when you created it) the respect it deserved. That being said, your above post beats everything said in this thread so far!!! LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

AWWW FAHAD! you are MOST DEFINATELY FORGIVEN! hahahaha

everyone who finds it funny must have just been away the day i had one up there haha it was nothing but HATERS! haha
i love these sites... they are good for a laugh even when they aren't that funny i'm still like " what the eff!?"

Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Nikitha

PLEASE!!!! keep it going!!! HOLY SHIT

And here's something I know you like:



Fuck who needs pot-induced funnies when you've got TA?!?!?!

ARRRRRGH!

Damn you Fahad! I so did not need to see that!

There are no disabled people, only people who have angered Chuck Norris

Eh, i fuckin LOVED the "Missing in Action" movies as a kid

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Originally posted by EvilTree ARRRRRGH! Damn you Fahad! I so did not need to see that!

+ 1


And TheVrk is right..."Missing in Action" was a kewl flick back when...so let's all respect "Chucky"

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Originally posted by b4k-oz so let's all respect "Chucky"

^ HAHAHAHAHA!


What about Mr. T?


Once some guy asked Mr. T if his last name was 'Tee' or just T. Mr. T ate him.

Some Funny Ones:

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his
soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and
admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every
second Wednesday of the month.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth
from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are Trademarked names for his left and right legs.

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