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Posted by montana on Dec-01-2005 02:07:

fuck you

Posted by emc^2 on Dec-01-2005 02:33:

quote:
Originally posted by kofrad
fourty-two

you get extra 10 points. That was an extra credit question on one of my physics tests back in college. Teacher was with a sense of humor.

...I was the only one who answered it (correctly). Even put in some silly calculation and formula, which I can't remember now. Something to do about fast cars, acceleration, and cornering friction/latteral force ratio on wet pavement. I nudged my answer to be 42.

Posted by tribu on Dec-01-2005 02:34:

Who wrote this crap?

Posted by kadomony on Dec-01-2005 02:35:

quote:
Originally posted by emc^2
you get extra 10 points. That was an extra credit question on one of my physics tests back in college. Teacher was with a sense of humor.

...I was the only one who answered it (correctly). Even put in some silly calculation and formula, which I can't remember now. Something to do about fast cars, acceleration, and cornering friction/latteral force ratio on wet pavement. I nudged my answer to be 42.

Well, the number 8 also makes sense.

Posted by emc^2 on Dec-01-2005 02:47:

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
Well, the number 8 also makes sense.

No IT DOESN'T!!!! You HERETIC!

Posted by emc^2 on Dec-01-2005 02:48:

gOT A question for b.s.e:

How can I become a better CORe WHoRE?

Posted by wizniz on Dec-01-2005 03:52:

when will you reply to any of these questions?

Posted by _Nut_ on Dec-01-2005 04:48:

Is this your big suprise?

Oh wait. This made me think of the idiocy that ww.punishmballs normal puts out.

Posted by prothoid on Dec-01-2005 05:36:

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Dec-01-2005 06:25:

Failed

Posted by citric_acid on Dec-01-2005 07:25:

once again, why was i 3 hours late for school this morning... oooo and

why is it cold here?

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Dec-01-2005 20:41:

quote:
Originally posted by wizniz
what is most important in being a full human being mentally

Sentence structure.

quote:
Originally posted by emc^2
Why is the dragon/snake/thing in your sig puking? Could it be that it had some of your Labatt 50?

It's a gargoyle, and it caught a wiff of my 50-fart.

quote:
Originally posted by lacksesepsotygh
do i have a crisp voice?

If crisp is a desired adjective, then yes. I'd hate to hurt your self confidence.

quote:
Originally posted by wizniz
also... whats your phone #?

933-8498.

quote:
Originally posted by citric_acid
why was i 2-3 hours late for school this morning?

I would assume you went to bed quite late.

quote:
Originally posted by XoxidE
What is the meaning of life?

(this should be an interesting answer)

eat fuck kill.

quote:
Originally posted by Marc Summers
Why does Mr. T kick chuck norris' ass?

at this point in time, the writer would like to point out that
these are some seriously hurt questions.
Because he's helluva tough.. duh.

quote:
Originally posted by Mebot
When did this thread turn into Ask citric-acid?

Approximately the time she realised I was not replying to these mundane questions with trivial answers.

quote:
Originally posted by Marc Summers
Ok, then why does Mr. T pity fools?

Because Mr. T ain't no sucka, fool. He's helluva tough and him and Jesus will save yo' ass.

quote:
Originally posted by Mebot
since post 3 of this thread. What are you cooking tonight? post a picture.

I cooked three cups of rice and ate most of it. I'll take a picture of my bowel movement later on.

quote:
Originally posted by medinaM5
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would. Roughly 2 and a half cord.

quote:
Originally posted by kofrad
fourty-two

Your lack of wit and creativity inspired me to quote you here. Douglas Adams should not be taken lightly, or quoted by morons.

quote:
Originally posted by Cloudburst
Did Chuck tip the roundhouse kick that ate Carl?

WoodChuck Norris or Chuck Norris? The answer depends on whom is eating.

quote:
Originally posted by montana
fuck you

If the question was: did Harley get laid several times last night, then my answer would be yes.

quote:
Originally posted by tribu
Who wrote this crap?

Crap begets crap. I blame God.

quote:
Originally posted by emc^2
gOT A question for b.s.e:

How can I become a better CORe WHoRE?

A more ruthless wit and a wanton disposition on chaos.

quote:
Originally posted by wizniz
when will you reply to any of these questions?

All in good time, laddy.

quote:
Originally posted by _Nut_
Is this your big suprise?

Oh wait. This made me think of the idiocy that ww.punishmballs normal puts out.

No. My big surprise was put in your mouth last night while I took a picture. Go play in traffic.

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
Failed

Ah, Kazim.. or is it Karim? I never cared to learn.

quote:
Originally posted by citric_acid
once again, why was i 3 hours late for school this morning... oooo and

why is it cold here?

Either you need to start sleeping more, or stop sleeping altogether and you'll be fine.

the times (and weather) they are a changin'.

Posted by Mebot on Dec-01-2005 20:57:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}

I cooked three cups of rice and ate most of it. I'll take a picture of my bowel movement later on.

no not you, nach0s.

Posted by emc^2 on Dec-01-2005 21:48:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}

A more ruthless wit and a wanton disposition on chaos.

Thank you Dalai Lama for your fortune cookie-worthy wisdom!

Posted by Slylee on Dec-01-2005 22:04:

Re: Ask {b.s.e.}

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
let's entertain me.

let's help you get your head out of your ass instead

Posted by lacksesepsotygh on Dec-01-2005 23:19:

do you have a cure for my dry knuckles? they're killing me

Posted by prothoid on Dec-02-2005 07:05:

quote:
Your lack of wit and creativity inspired me to quote you here. Douglas Adams should not be taken lightly, or quoted by morons.

i read the five book series?

Posted by MindShifter on Dec-02-2005 07:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Marc Summers
Why does Mr. T kick chuck norris' ass?

n00b double dare owns the shit out of both of them, you should know

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Dec-03-2005 04:36:

quote:
Originally posted by emc^2
Thank you Dalai Lama for your fortune cookie-worthy wisdom!

I am not the Dalai Lama. For shame for even suggesting that I might be as wise as he.

quote:
Originally posted by Mebot
no not you, nach0s.

Oh.. OK.

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
let's help you get your head out of your ass instead

Nah, quite comfortable as is.

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
Ok, you're hot.

quote:
Originally posted by lacksesepsotygh
do you have a cure for my dry knuckles? they're killing me

You've asked me this before, in a prior thread.

quote:
Originally posted by kofrad
i read the five book series?

Well enough. Then you should have known beforehand that the saying had been whored into infinite.

quote:
Originally posted by MindShifter
n00b double dare owns the shit out of both of them, you should know

I own your soul stamped it double erasies.

Posted by stevieboy32808 on Dec-03-2005 05:28:

I notice you separate b.s.e. with periods, so what does each letter stand for?

Posted by r5a on Dec-03-2005 05:43:

do you think im attractive?

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Dec-03-2005 06:18:

quote:
Originally posted by stevieboy32808
I notice you separate b.s.e. with periods, so what does each letter stand for?

black sun empire.

quote:
Originally posted by r5a
do you think im attractive?

you'd have to post a picture first.

Posted by eckmek on Dec-06-2005 00:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Cloudburst
Did Chuck tip the roundhouse kick that ate Carl?

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