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David Brent: "I'm not saying he's unlucky, but if he fell into a barrel full of tits he'd come out sucking his own thumb"
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| Originally posted by RickyM David Brent: "I'm not saying he's unlucky, but if he fell into a barrel full of tits he'd come out sucking his own thumb" |
LOL
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?"
You can pick & choose your friends carefully....but not your family.
-Seriously officer... I only speed when I really drunk.
-Smoking cigarettes is stupid. Atleast when you smoke pot it does something...
-I'll be right back. I have to go destroy the toilet.
-I refuse to be labeled as a pirate. Its not like I was going to be their customer anyway...
-No, you cant shove green beans down my pants.
-Jump up your own ass, and die.
-Stop trying to be cool and die, please.
-I make it a policy not to hit retards. For you, I think an exception can be made.
-Chuck Norris: Do you seriously want a roundhouse to the face? If not, blink twice. Yeah, Chuck Norris is the man bitch.
-If you dont plan on gagging today, I'd avoid mirrors.
-The only time you are too drunk is when you cant finish telling someone about it.
-If someone calls you a name or makes fun of you, you should kick them in the shins, stab them in the arm, put them into a cement block, pour gasoline over it, light it on fire and throw it off a cliff. Thatll teach them the valuable lesson of thinking before doing.
- fuck you
- Word to your mother.
last words
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
~~ Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957
"Dont cry because its over,smile because it happened"
Armin Van Burren @ Amnesia Closing Party
fuckin deadly quote.
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
-A small man
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| Originally posted by Dublin Guy "Dont cry because its over,smile because it happened" Armin Van Burren @ Amnesia Closing Party fuckin deadly quote. |
JACK HANDEY FTW
http://www.fortunecity.com/victoria...n/30/deep1.html
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| If you chase two birds, you will lose them both. |
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| The man who says he can and the man who says he can't are both right. |
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| What gunpowder did for war, the printing press did for the mind. |
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| I denied Discordia and regret nothing. I have spat into the bodiless eyes of the Crimson King and rejoice; I threw my lot with the gunslinger's ka-tet and the White and never once questioned the choice. |
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| Bird and Bear and Hare and Fish, give my love her fondest wish. |
"And in the end, it is not the years in your life, but the life in your years" - Abe Lincoln.
"For something to be empty, it must be full of something else."
"At this very moment, we are all already dead...its just a matter of how and when we die"
"Two wrongs dont make a right, but three rights make a left."
I'm in the middle of everything, and everything is in the middle of nowhere.
Ink-a-bink a bottle of ink, the cork fell out and you stink.
"I dont advocate, drugs, violence...insanity to anyone but, in my case, theyve worked."
Anything that doesn't kill you makes you stronger
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| Originally posted by est Anything that doesn't kill you makes you stronger |
i always say this to my mates just after i say bye.
"Take it easy, and if she's easy take her."
"I've been worried about God a little bit lately. It seems as if he's been lashing out, you know,destroying cities, annihilating places. It seems like he's been in a bad mood. And I think it has to do with the quality of lovers he's been getting. If you look at the people who love God now, you know, if I was God, I'd need to destroy something."
--Salman Rushdie to Bill Maher
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -einstein
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| Originally posted by SuspicionVandit "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -einstein |
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| Originally posted by medinaM5 yes, maam, i am drunk. but in the morning i will be sober and you will still be ugly |
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