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omg best story ever!
you should write a book.
1 elbow to rule them all
I just elbow them with my penis.
Re: So i was horny at the bar...
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| Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit ok so i went to campus bar yesterday.. and i was trying to pick up some girls,, you know get to know them and their personalities yaddyadyada so i accidently turn around and elbow this girl in teh face. I turn around and notice she is really hot. So i am like "ohhhhhh im so sorry, i really didnt mean it." and she was very upset. so i was like "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. ok let me buy you a drink" so we went to the bar. And it was a bit of a lineup to get drinks. I am thinking to myself this is whats giong to happen. Shes going to make me buy her a drink.. then shes going to vamous. So i am talking to her.. and asking her where does it hurt. And she shows me. And i ask her if i can kiss it better? and shes like no. So we got into a bit of an argument and then she said she could buy her onw drink. So i was like OK fine. and she was like "oh your not going to buy me a drink?" and i was like "oh your not going to make out with me?" and she was like NO and i was like no. So she left and i didnt see her till later in the night. i ran into her outside the bar. I appologized to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said no.. i told her fine, your loss. And that was that. So the moral of this story is that she deserved to get elbowed in teh face.  |
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| Originally posted by igottaknow i believe the moral of the story is: 1. elbowing girl in the face isn't a good way to pick her up. 2. dont try to hit on girls out of your league. 3. girls don't like guys dry humping their leg at the bar. 4. pwned |
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| Originally posted by Radagast Yeah, as long as you pretend you're sorry, you can get away with pretty much anything. Elbowing in the face is for amateurs, though not without its amusement. 'Accidentally' burning them with a cigarrette (preferrably in the eye) is fun, i've done it, and I don't even smoke. You could try 'mishandling' your 20,000 volt 'defence' tazer. I once heard of a guy actually having sex with and ejaculating in in a girl's ass before she had a chance to turn around. Then bip boom bam, he bought her a drink, made an apology, and gave her a smile; rape charges were not filed. These are the secrets of the American Neo-Ninja. |
so wait, you didn't get her to buy you a drink right off the bat cause your elbow hurt?
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| Originally posted by kadomony so wait, you didn't get her to buy you a drink right off the bat cause your elbow hurt? |
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| Originally posted by Ygrene I elbowed a girl in the face once and I didn't even realize it. I was at a club/bar and I was dancing like it was my job, having a great time. Elbowned. |
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller 5. don't ever take dating advice from igottaknow |
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| Originally posted by sakabatou I LOL'd when I read that, nice one. I went to a bar last night,and this lass bumped into me and knocked my drink,she said sorry and we started talking,and she said I looked like someone(someone off I'm a celebrity get me outta here...I dunno,dennis someone or something) and I said "oh thanks, he hot?" and she as like "no" and I was like, "oh so you calling me ugly? thanks" and she was like "no no no,I didn't mean it like that" being all apologetic and that crap,then I noticed that even through my beergoggles she was a minger,so I turned my back on her and eyed up some chick cross the bar. Not much of a story,but that was my night out. |
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| Originally posted by Radagast I once heard of a guy actually having sex with and ejaculating in in a girl's ass before she had a chance to turn around. Then bip boom bam, he bought her a drink, made an apology, and gave her a smile; rape charges were not filed. These are the secrets of the American Neo-Ninja. |
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| Originally posted by Radagast It was more of a legend, really, taken from a scrap of ancient text I found on a journey to the American Neo-Ninja mecca, Miami. Enclosed within the ancient texts of the Amerian Neo-Ninja are many legends and secret movements known only to the grand masters, and taught to none but the horniest and most perverted of men. If you thought the Dim Mak was difficult to learn, you should try secretly impregnating a girl and aborting the unborn fetus using nothing but a soldering iron, a sewing kit, and the utmost stealth. |
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| Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit well theres no such thing as a girl thats out of your league.. unless its a huge minga and she isnt in your weight class |
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| Originally posted by igottaknow i'm not going to get into a heated debate. when you land a bird out of your league, post pics and i'll concede, but until then stfu. the only things that allow guys to land chicks out of your league are, money and power. since i doubt you have either then i call bollocks. seriously that was one of the worst series of courtship moves i've read in a while. 'i'll buy you a drink if you let me kiss you' your lucky she didnt knee you in the groin. you came off as a real ahole. |
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| Originally posted by Protege I nearly shit myself |
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| Originally posted by igottaknow i'm not going to get into a heated debate. when you land a bird out of your league, post pics and i'll concede, but until then stfu. the only things that allow guys to land chicks out of your league are, money and power. since i doubt you have either then i call bollocks. seriously that was one of the worst series of courtship moves i've read in a while. 'i'll buy you a drink if you let me kiss you' your lucky she didnt knee you in the groin. you came off as a real ahole. |
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| Originally posted by Clovis86 Do you ever get out in the actual world? And this means, besides your house and your horse' stable. Cause I've seen complete morons with fuckin hot ass, even intelligent girlfriends. I'm talking idiots who, on top of being retarded, are also not the best looking at all. I'm convinced that any guy can get any girl depending on how he plays his cards. I'm also convinced that some girls are really stupid and think they're getting a good deal with said morons. |
you have the worst game i've ever heard before in my life
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| Originally posted by allcentury18 you have the worst game i've ever heard before in my life |
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| Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit that wasa bit harsh clovis.. but i do agree with your point i mean.. clearly you are banging slylee on the side along with UWM |
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| Originally posted by allcentury18 you have the worst game i've ever heard before in my life |
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| Originally posted by Clovis86 LOL its true though. Sometimes I meet a couple and I'm just like. Woaman. WTF. Are you doing. With that LOSER. For example, a friend of mine is going out with this guy: Yeah thats her. Yeah...WTF. |
i should have known a bunch of noobs were going to jump down my throat. obviously its more complex than what i stated but i dont have the time to write a book on it. the basic gist is you've got to have something she really wants to off set the looks. if you think you do have that something then horay for you. 
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| Originally posted by igottaknow i should have known a bunch of noobs were going to jump down my throat. obviously its more complex than what i stated but i dont have the time to write a book on it. the basic gist is you've got to have something she really wants to off set the looks. if you think you do have that something then horay for you. |
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| Originally posted by Clovis86 Well..what you said was wrong. Losers...can, and do, get hot girls. See above. |
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