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Posted by Fir3start3r on Jan-17-2006 01:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Refinnej
LOL@ the breast comment.
Girls don't go for the same reasons as guys. We are all going to be there to remark on the breasts and compare them to our own


My wife as gone a few times with me and the guys.
It's all one big lingerie party to her anyways...

...and no we don't make this a habit...


Posted by tonybologna on Jan-17-2006 02:26:

I'm not sure where you plan on going, but if you are close enough the Sundowner in Niagara Falls is highly recommended.
I was there with my gf on Boxing day and there were at least 2 dozen girls in the audience. You can lay on the stage with a dollar in your mouth and the girls will crawl all over you. If you are a girl, you will get your shirt pulled up in public and the strippers will suck on your titties and put their hands down your pants.
There are 60+ girls on a night. For $10 you can have two girls kissing and eating each other out at your table. Lap dances are $20. If you are a girl, pretty much anything goes during the lap dance.


Posted by shanny on Jan-17-2006 03:50:

quote:
Originally posted by malek
hahhahahahah


contact dances are 10$ in Quebec, there must be one just across the border.


And they are contact dances too.
*realizes he has said to much*


Posted by Jem_hadar on Jan-17-2006 03:55:

quote:
Originally posted by tonybologna
If you are a girl, you will get your shirt pulled up in public and the strippers will suck on your titties and put their hands down your pants.
... For $10 you can have two girls kissing and eating each other out at your table. Lap dances are $20. If you are a girl, pretty much anything goes during the lap dance.


GO THERE! GO THERE!

Now I really go there! Sounds fucking brilliant! Result!


Posted by AfterHours27 on Jan-17-2006 04:16:

quote:
[i][b] If you are a girl, pretty much anything goes during the lap dance.

Maybe I should disguise myself as a girl, but the damn hard-on will reveal who i'm really is


Posted by havokddg on Jan-17-2006 04:44:

I just turned 18, still haven't been to a club yet. Don't think i'm missing anything special though. Do you have to throw down mad cashflow if you want to go?


Posted by Jer on Jan-17-2006 04:51:

quote:
Originally posted by havokddg
I just turned 18, still haven't been to a club yet. Don't think i'm missing anything special though. Do you have to throw down mad cashflow if you want to go?


If you're going to enjoy yourself, arrive armed with lots of green.

When I go (which isn't often) $100 is about the average range.


Posted by Xavier Moriarty on Jan-17-2006 04:59:

quote:
Originally posted by LittlePoonzgirl
You know, that's not a very nice thing to say but I don't really want to get into it.

In any case, strip clubs are really no big deal.

Here is how it generally works:

You are forced always have a drink and the drinks are very expensive so it's a really good idea to milk it as long as possible.

At most clubs each stripper (or pair of strippers) has a turn on stage to showcase herself. She's usually up there for 3 dances, the first one in costume, the second partially in costume, the third naked. At some clubs you are allowed to go on stage and tip the girls by laying down on the ground and putting the money in your mouth. She will then take it from you in some sexy way...with her breasts etc. At other clubs you are not allowed on stage.

At some clubs there is a feature performer. She usually has more experience, my be a porn star, and tours different clubs. She would have a more elaborate costume (usually) and has some sort of pre-planned performance.

Aside from giving tips on stage you can get either a table dance or a lap dance(usually done in a semi-private location.

if they offer table dances...DO NOT GET A TABLE DANCE!!! the girls usually hate doing them because they pay less and so they'll do a really cheesy job while they keep on thinking how cheap you are and how much you're wasting their time

The most important thing to be prepared for is that the girls roam the club to "hustle" men. They want as much money from you as they can squeeze out. This is from lap dances. They will pretend to listen to you or be interested in who you are etc. etc. They will most likely not push as hard though because you are going with girls.

If you are considering a lap dance, they are usually $20 and last about 3-4 min (the length of a top 40 type song). There is supposed to be no touching but I can't speak for the strippers that break rules (or strippers that are looking to give out extras for a price...also very against the law).

Oh ya, there will be a really shitty DJ saying how hot the girls are and lots of old men sitting in perverts row lol.

Any questions?


wow!!!

i dont know you but i have the feeling that you kick ass (in every single way)


Posted by me@t k@tie on Jan-17-2006 05:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Jer.
When I go (which isn't often)



suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.......


Posted by havokddg on Jan-17-2006 05:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Jer.
If you're going to enjoy yourself, arrive armed with lots of green.

When I go (which isn't often) $100 is about the average range.


How about 20$? Don't really care about enjoying myself by having some girl grind all over me. Just wanna walk in for about 30 mins, kick it, bounce.


Posted by Moral Hazard on Jan-17-2006 13:08:

quote:
Originally posted by LittlePoonzgirl
At some clubs you are allowed to go on stage and tip the girls by laying down on the ground and putting the money in your mouth. She will then take it from you in some sexy way...with her breasts etc.

If you are considering a lap dance, they are usually $20 and last about 3-4 min (the length of a top 40 type song). There is supposed to be no touching but I can't speak for the strippers that break rules (or strippers that are looking to give out extras for a price...also very against the law).

Oh ya, there will be a really shitty DJ saying how hot the girls are and lots of old men sitting in perverts row lol.


FIRST - I highly recommend you do not stage tip unless you want to have your breasts exposed to the entire bar. On nearly all occasions where I have witnessed a woman tipping the striper on stage the "dancer" has lifted the woman's shirt and bra to reveal her breasts..... usually followed by some fondling and/or nipple-mouth contact. While I'm sure this could be fun especially when pissed to the gills it is not advisable unless you want to be made a spectacle.

SECOND - contrary to the above touching is normally allowed with lap dances, however, it is up to the dancer's disgression. It is a near certainty that should you receive a lap dance you will be touched (normally through clothing).

THIRD - there is only one DJ for all the strip clubs in North America (or at least it would seem that way as they all have the same voice). Additionally, be prepared to hear the following phrases at least once.....
- "Gentlemen please welcome to the stage a very sexy girl, this is Destiny"
- "Tiffany to the booth please, Tiffany to the booth"
- "That's all for Candi right now but she'll be available to for your private viewing pleasure at your table side or the VIP"

FOUR - each of the following stage names will be used - Destiny, Tiffany, Candi, Desiree, Page, Kat and likely a Tina, Tammy, and Sophie

FIVE - be prepared to hear a lot of Areosmith and Bon Jovi, you are nearly guarenteed to hear the following songs - Crazy, Bed of Roses, Rag Doll, Love in an Elevator, Amazing, Dream On, and probably Tush (ZZ Top).


Posted by mushyflowa on Jan-17-2006 13:32:

Whisky A Go Go
hahhahaha


Posted by Platipus on Jan-17-2006 13:37:

quote:
Originally posted by tonybologna
I'm not sure where you plan on going, but if you are close enough the Sundowner in Niagara Falls is highly recommended.
I was there with my gf on Boxing day and there were at least 2 dozen girls in the audience. You can lay on the stage with a dollar in your mouth and the girls will crawl all over you. If you are a girl, you will get your shirt pulled up in public and the strippers will suck on your titties and put their hands down your pants.
There are 60+ girls on a night. For $10 you can have two girls kissing and eating each other out at your table. Lap dances are $20. If you are a girl, pretty much anything goes during the lap dance.


GOD BLESS QUEBEC STRIP CLUBS


Posted by Platipus on Jan-17-2006 13:38:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
THIRD - there is only one DJ for all the strip clubs in North America (or at least it would seem that way as they all have the same voice). Additionally, be prepared to hear the following phrases at least once.....
- "Gentlemen please welcome to the stage a very sexy girl, this is Destiny"
- "Tiffany to the booth please, Tiffany to the booth"
- "That's all for Candi right now but she'll be available to for your private viewing pleasure at your table side or the VIP"



Bang on! word for word.


Posted by AfterHours27 on Jan-17-2006 15:56:

quote:
Originally posted by mushyflowa
Whisky A Go Go
hahhahaha


The best girls in town !!!!! At least used to be


Posted by AfterHours27 on Jan-17-2006 16:08:

Re: Strip Club tips anyone?

quote:
Originally posted by Refinnej
In a few weeks me and a few of my crazy female co-workers have decided to visit two strip clubs in my city. There are only female dancers at these two clubs. We are going mainly just to be nuts and out of curiosity to see what they REALLY do at strip clubs. There are going to be about 7-10 of us, all female, all straight FYI.
Anyone have any strip club tips for a group of females going? We are even considering a girl a "private" dance with the one armed stripper


My advice is not to go to a strip club, go to Sonic on March 3 with all of your gals and you'll run into much more hotter girls than at a strip club.....plus, you guys will save ton of money....and all the male TAs who will show up for Grand Opening will appreciate it too


Posted by Wurm on Jan-17-2006 16:51:

Worm Popper

Did anyone mention that there is no sex in the Champagne Room?


Posted by TheVrk on Jan-17-2006 17:09:

Re: Strip Club tips anyone?

Don't go - they suck


Posted by Refinnej on Jan-17-2006 22:42:

"My advice is not to go to a strip club, go to Sonic on March 3 with all of your gals and you'll run into much more hotter girls than at a strip club.....plus, you guys will save ton of money....and all the male TAs who will show up for Grand Opening will appreciate it too"

I wish we could head to Toronto but unfortunately it's about a 18hr drive and we don't have that much money. I would be the only one out of all the girls that actually likes EDM


Posted by Jem_hadar on Jan-18-2006 00:39:

Confused

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
FIVE - be prepared to hear a lot of Areosmith and Bon Jovi, you are nearly guarenteed to hear the following songs - Crazy, Bed of Roses, Rag Doll, Love in an Elevator, Amazing, Dream On, and probably Tush (ZZ Top).


I would go to strip clubs all the time if they played EDM music isn't of the crap that always and only gets played there. Trance or house music, baby, is what's needed!

As much as I love breasts, rippers aren't usually the kinds of girls I'm itching to see naked (there usually are a few expections each night though of a girl or two I just LOVE at the rippers). I find most to be highly overrated.

And so, because of the the music, I usually never go!

If a strip joint played almost entirely EDM, god, I'd be at the one ALL THE TIME.

Trance music > breasts. <<< Somehow, that holds true for me (surprisingly)!

Jem

P.S. But see, we're and I'm getting all technical and shits. YOu've never been. You just wanna go to have a blast and see some naked girls just for shits and giggles!

You're gonna love it. Make sure atelast one of yall gets a lap dance! Classic, someone HAS TO!

Dont worry or think about it too much, just go, you're enjoy urself.

Jem


Posted by dEsidEL on Jan-18-2006 00:48:

quote:
Originally posted by simms327
take money - lots of it




Canadian Tire money !


Posted by malek on Jan-18-2006 01:34:

quote:
I'm not sure where you plan on going, but if you are close enough the Sundowner in Niagara Falls is highly recommended.


quote:
Originally posted by Platipus
GOD BLESS QUEBEC STRIP CLUBS



hehehe Niagara Falls moved to Quebec ??


Posted by bourgeois on Jan-18-2006 03:35:

supersex in montreal

chicks with capes


Posted by malek on Jan-18-2006 03:50:

quote:
Originally posted by bourgeois
supersex in montreal

chicks with capes


Its all about the free buffet at Chez Par� at _lunch_ time hhehehhehehe

buisness diners, free buffet, naked ladies, warm beers


Posted by bourgeois on Jan-18-2006 03:54:

quote:
Originally posted by malek
Its all about the free buffet at Chez Par� at _lunch_ time hhehehhehehe

buisness diners, free buffet, naked ladies, warm beers


i don't know about the warm beers though


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