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| Originally posted by Demoted Damn you people not getting my bad jokes. Ray Nagin is the mayor of New Orleans recently caught saying New Orleans was a black city and "a lot like chocolate milk". *sighs Once again I was foiled. |
i didn't watch the news long enough to hear exactly what he said or to catch his name. i just knew that he was in some hot water.
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| Originally posted by Slylee hahahahh i actually heard that storty too, but his name still didnt ring a bell. sorry i didn't put it together. i didn't watch the news long enough to hear exactly what he said or to catch his name. i just knew that he was in some hot water. |
My Hungarian grandmother passed away when I was 12 or 13, while I was away for the summer. So when I came back, my father took my sister and I out for dinner...y'know, to welcome us back, and to tell us about our grandmother passing. Well I didn't know my gm very well because she lived in Hungary and I grew up in Canada. The most time I spent with her was the first 3 or 4 years of my life, which I don't remember.
So at the end of our nice lobster dinner my dad says, "Girls, your grandmother passed away last month."
I say, "Oh well! I didn't know her very well anyways!"
Duuuuuuuurrrrrr. Shoulda seen the look of hurt and disgust on my dad's face. It took a lot to silence this man, and this did.
That wasn't what I meant to say, obviously...but I hadn't developed my sense of tact at this point in my life. Woops.
ummm...
my mother asked me how she could lose 10 pounds quickly.
i told her she could lose 10 pounds of ugly fat today if she just cut her face off!
DR
You are going to be in serious trouble for your face when the dog wants his ass back.
by me to the girl behind the counter at a grocery store. i made her cry but oh well.
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| Originally posted by jennypie My Hungarian grandmother passed away when I was 12 or 13, while I was away for the summer. So when I came back, my father took my sister and I out for dinner...y'know, to welcome us back, and to tell us about our grandmother passing. Well I didn't know my gm very well because she lived in Hungary and I grew up in Canada. The most time I spent with her was the first 3 or 4 years of my life, which I don't remember. So at the end of our nice lobster dinner my dad says, "Girls, your grandmother passed away last month." I say, "Oh well! I didn't know her very well anyways!" Duuuuuuuurrrrrr. Shoulda seen the look of hurt and disgust on my dad's face. It took a lot to silence this man, and this did. That wasn't what I meant to say, obviously...but I hadn't developed my sense of tact at this point in my life. Woops. |
I got into a fight with my French (female) teacher once. She told me to go see the principal immediately. I said: One day I'm gonna rape you. The whole class was shocked 
I have an annoying temper...
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| Originally posted by Demoted For some reason I was expecting something much much worse from you |
Re: ummm...
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| Originally posted by DickRenegade my mother asked me how she could lose 10 pounds quickly. i told her she could lose 10 pounds of ugly fat today if she just cut her face off! DR |
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| Originally posted by Demoted For some reason I was expecting something much much worse from you |
I told my dad I hated him like 3 years ago.
& where I am from that is a big no-no...he is still hurt till this day.
"Let's be friends and hang out and talk a lot."
Well, I never actually said that...
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| Originally posted by FallingMoon I told my dad I hated him like 3 years ago. & where I am from that is a big no-no...he is still hurt till this day. |
One time I said:
"We have got to score some fucking points here guys!"
but then at the other end of the court, I said:
"We have got to shut these guys down guys!"
So I was being offensive AND defensive and it all balanced out. It was cool.
my friggin' dork juices are flowing like WHAT today
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| Originally posted by Ygrene One time I said: "We have got to score some fucking points here guys!" but then at the other end of the court, I said: "We have got to shut these guys down guys!" So I was being offensive AND defensive and it all balanced out. It was cool. my friggin' dork juices are flowing like WHAT today |
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| Originally posted by Slylee as opposed to what other places where that's normal? |
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| Originally posted by FallingMoon lol but srsly...I've heard kids tell their parents that & they don't even budge, like it doesn't matter... I had never disrespected my father like that...I guess that is the worst I could have EVER done. He cried all nite & morning according to my stepmom. |
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| Originally posted by chojin ghey lol ...j/k ({) real men cry! |
My friend's exGF tried to give me a hug once, I pushed her and told her I didn't want to get AIDs, she started crying. Pretty funny.
yeah?
My friend's exGF tried to give me a hug once, I pushed her and told her I don't drive used cars, she started crying. hehe.
DR
"I wouldn't wipe my ass with your face for fear of insulting my feces."
Re: The most offensive thing you've said to someone.
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| Originally posted by Demoted The most offensive thing you've said to someone. |
mine was a complete accident, i didn't even think about it, and i still feel horrible to this day.
i have a friend whose mother died when he was 8 or so. this summer, i babysat for his two little sisters, and he was back inside from doing yard work. at the time, the girls and i were watching some disney movie where the main character almost dies, but doesn't. and he said "guess what, HE LIVES!" not even thinking i said, "your mom lives!" i felt so horrible. it just slipped out. you know how people do that whole "your mom" thing. even thinking about now makes me cringe and want to hit myself. i know he knew i didn't mean it that way...but still...
Curse Curse more curse and finally if you call my house again I will chop off each and every one of your fingers and feed them to my dog as sausage treats and make you watch him eat them.
im not sure. i can be kind of a prick to people i dont like but one particular thing stands out, even though i didnt say anything.
this kid i was friends with and I were at six flags and we just got off this rollercoaster and our conversation made a turn and we started talking about this kid we were friends with at the time. this kid (one we were talking about) listened to a lot of hip hop and talked black, although he was by no means a wigger.. just... confused.
anyway we were talkin shit about him because good friends do that, and we got in line to buy some soda and my friend impersonated something doug (the not really wigger) would say. he said, "shit nigga!" kinda loud and oddly enough we were right behind two african american women in line. we didnt even notice but they turned around and gave us the dirtiest look in the world and were like... assholes.
then we got soda and it was good
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