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| Originally posted by shades_of_gray cant beat 1980's mindless Arnie violence! Commando Predator The Running Man Red Heat Terminator |
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| Originally posted by chojin heh. i recieved these from play the other week, no lie: the running man red heat T2 raw deal jingle all the way twins/kindergarten cop/last action hero end of days 6th day true lies juniour which added to my almost complete collection of: hercules in new york T3 eraser conan 1+2 predator commando collateral damage etc ...the only two films i need now [and want] are total recall and T1. then my arnie dvd collection is complete play has great offers, all thier arnie films are a fiver |
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| Originally posted by shades_of_gray best line Arnie "Remember i promiced to kill you last" Sully "yes, yes" Arnie "I LIED" Sully "Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" (Down Cliff) ha |
"There's nothing like getting a good parrot-pecking after a stint with the old rampant."
ahahaaaaa
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| Originally posted by Readmylips "There's nothing like getting a good parrot-pecking after a stint with the old rampant." ahahaaaaa |
thanks for the welcome 
If a flyer doesn't have any wings does it become a walk?
http://www.meatspin.com
make sure you've got your speakers on for this one
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| Originally posted by Grrrrr http://www.meatspin.com make sure you've got your speakers on for this one |
A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?"
"Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.
"Oh, sh*t mum, I s'pose I'll have some Coco Pops"
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know", he blubbers, "but it won't be f*cking Coco Pops."
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| Originally posted by Streakfury A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?" "Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Oh, sh*t mum, I s'pose I'll have some Coco Pops" WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" I don't know", he blubbers, "but it won't be f*cking Coco Pops." |
Four people in the carriage of a train - an Englishman, a pretty young blonde girl, an ugly old woman and a Frenchman.
It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the tunnel the Frenchman is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his cheek.
The old lady thinks "I bet that Frenchman fondled the blonde in the dark and she slapped him"
The pretty young blonde thinks "I bet the Frenchman tried to fondle me in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him".
The Frenchman thinks "I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me."
The Englishman thinks "I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so I can slap that French twat again."
This married couple was sitting in a fine
restaurant when the wife looks
over at a nearby table and sees a man in
a drunken stupor. The husband asks
"I notice you've been watching that
man for some time now. Do you know
him?"
"Yes" she replies, "He's my
ex-husband, and has been drinking like that
since I left him seven
years ago."
"That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't
think anybody could
celebrate that long.
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| Originally posted by sakabatou This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?" "Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago." "That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long. |
An Englishman and an Irishman are sitting in a room. The Irishman is doing a jigsaw puzzle, but he's having a bit of trouble. He turns to the Englishman and says
"Can you help me with this, it's supposed to be a tiger"
The Englishman sighs,
"Mick, just put the fucking frosties back in the box."
2. Ste
A disguisting, hairy, asexual piece of anus that spends money on items that americans need not to live.
"Ste went to best buy to buy Smallville for Nick".
"Ste was created by a flappy Dedie pooty banged vigorously by Borishe."
hamsters
Whats green, slimey and smells of ham.....
Kermits fingers
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| Originally posted by Ian |
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| Originally posted by shades_of_gray |
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| Originally posted by Fundamental Pine cones. |
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| Originally posted by est You're a fish! You're a banana! You're a pine cone! |
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| Originally posted by Ian You're a brat! |
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| Originally posted by est You're a beanbag! |
I had a beanbag once. It wasn't full enough though, so it was really just a big sheet with lumps in.
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