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Its funny you mentioned Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond, and Friends. As far as sitcoms go those are like my three favs. Might have to throw the Cosby show in there too. Some of my favorite Seinfeld quotes.
Jerry - I'm telling you, the jig is up. It was a bad jig to begin with. We never should've started this jig.
George - It was a good jig.
Jerry - It was a bad jig. A terrible terrible jig.
Jerry to Elain - You see? Never be late for a plane with a girl. 'Cuz a girl runs like a girl-- with the little steps and the arms flailing out... You wanna make this plane, you've gotta run like a man! Get your knees up!"
George - You cannot abandon people in the middle of an airport pickup! It's a binding social contract. We must go forward, not back.
George - Don't we have a deal with the pigeons?"
Jerry - Of course we have a deal. They get out of the way of our cars, we look the other way on the statue defecation
Elain - I am going to sidle the sidler."
Jerry - You sidle? You stomp around like a Clydesdale
Jerry - I don't trust this guy. I think he re-gifted, and then he de-gifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
George - I'm a great quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. I was raised to give up.
Jerry to George - Knowing you is like going into the jungle, I don't know what I'll find next, and I'm real scared.
"Back To The Future" tonight on TBS 
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Seinfeld thread
Kramer & George's father ftw!!!!!
"The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round..."
"The woman across the block has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on..."
"The washers on the bus go woosh woosh woosh, woosh woosh woosh..."
"The woman across the block has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on..."
- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Contest"
"If I had a son, I would name him Isosceles. Isosceles Kramer."
- Kramer, in "The Handicapped Spot"
The guy is unconscious in a coma and you don't have the guts to kiss his girlfriend?"
"I didn't know what the coma etiquette was."
"There is no coma etiquette. See, that's the beauty of the coma, man. It doesn't matter what you do around it."
"So you're saying his girl, his car, his clothes, it's all up for grabs. You can just loot the coma victim."
"I give them twenty-four hours to get out of it. If they can't get out of it by twenty-four hours, it's a land rush."
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Suicide"
Woot, I'm so glad I own it all on DVD, except for season 7, 8 and 9. They are yet to be released.
I like Curb your enthusiasm better.
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