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LOL...

damn sazaka u just too quick, i wanted to say that. lol

Peace

lol..didn't even see that...

HEHEHEE, you guys crack me up :)

Things I would like to get rid of:
1. ridiculously high tax rate (up to 70% in Finland! Argh!)
2. fucking morons who beat people up/rob them on the street
3. dorks who give you parking tickets right after you have exceeded your time with 2mins
4. venues with no air-conditioning
5. all VDs, I hate to use a condom
6. poverty (jealous people are a pain in the ass, LOL)
7. Netscape & Macintosh (they make my job really hard at times)
8. football hooligans who don't care about the sport, but rather just want to go out and beat people up
9. people who think "trance/orwhatever sucks, my taste is better than yours". For gods sake, let people have their opinion and stop criticizing it!
10. general stupidity (nuke everyone with IQ < 100 to improve the genetic pool + solve the overpopulation problem temporarily, heh)
11. nuclear weapons - what's the fucking point of making them anyway since if someone uses them it's prolly goodbye world.
12. traffic jams (gas should cost like 50 USD/litre to accomplish that)

=)

peace

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Originally posted by Henkie_henk I would like to get rid of all the foreign people in Holland (mostly the turkish etc) I would like to get rid off all the aggressive people

Well, than you have to get rid of yourself because nationalism is a very aggresive movement.
I HATE NATIONALISTS! And if I met you in the real life, you'd have to fight again, because I would not hesitate to beat all the nazicrap out of you.

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Originally posted by Suzaku Sorry that's just funny how you put those together

LOL.... You got that straight, man... Some people just can't help being incredibly arrogant.

Re: HEHEHEE, you guys crack me up :)

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Originally posted by mindbender 10. general stupidity (nuke everyone with IQ < 100 to improve the genetic pool + solve the overpopulation problem temporarily, heh) 11. nuclear weapons - what's the fucking point of making them anyway since if someone uses them it's prolly goodbye world.

We need the nukes to kill the idiots! hehe so many contradictions in here, but hell its funny!!

I would get rid of funky house music... for me to even think of likin it its gotta have a stompin groove to it (think Timo...)

Peace

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Originally posted by xXxAzNrAvErxXx If I RULED the world... I would abolish... The stupid fucking Yankees!! GO METS!!!

You really are a fucking asshole, moron and fathersucker...

Hey hey calm it... handbags at dawn eh jocker? all this is only in jest anyways... U should know by now that the rest of the world hates americas guts anyways... before u go off at me thats was a joke (thats another thing ill get rid of... american's humour... no wait, i cant get rid of it coz it aint there in the first place!)

Peace

I think xXxAzNrAvErxXx was going after the New York baseball team the "Yankees". Still tu_face has a point, it's getting a little heated over nothing... this is the "Chill Out Room" after all

Sure it is a chill-out room, until someone says:

"Let's get those fucking turkish guys out of Holland" or
"Let's eliminate all the yankees" or
"Let's put all the female bitches in hell, because, for the reasons unknown, only males have the rights to fuck their women over" or
"Let's burn all the clubs which work till 3am, because the club which works till 3am sucks, but still I'm bringing my ass into it week after week"

I can say a shitload of things about all the above. and, tu_face, the big lover of American nation, about "bloody" Englishmen thinking they are so much smarter than the rest of the world but still being the worst nightmare at the football games, always drunk, stoned and ready blow the fucking stadium up... well, to say honestly, someone has to compensate the poor performance of the team, which unsuccessfully tries to get the world cup since the only time they got it almost 40 years ago, but cannot move anywhere higher than the quarter-finals... And I remember the last time Spartak kicked Arsenal's ass... sorry, asses.

and now what i've been talking shit for:
never show any disrespect to any people in the world until they really deserve it. if not americans, you would never fucking know what the Internet is, or even what a computer is... if not the turkish people, who are really seriously involved in the Holland's business, Dutchmen would still have the drug and pornography trade as their only source of income. If not Englishmen, we would never have such astonishing DJs and clubs, which are a dream of every non-englishman (incl. myself) to listen to/be at. If not Dutch people, we would never have trance in the state it is now.

Now, peace...

(tu_face, sorry, for the middle part of my speech... just had to strike back)

Jocker...

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Originally posted by Jocker Sure it is a chill-out room, until someone says: "Let's put all the female bitches in hell, because, for the reasons unknown, only males have the rights to fuck their women over" or "Let's burn all the clubs which work till 3am, because the club which works till 3am sucks, but still I'm bringing my ass into it week after week" I can say a shitload of things about all the above. and, tu_face, the big lover of American nation, about "bloody" Englishmen thinking they are so much smarter than the rest of the world but still being the worst nightmare at the football games, always drunk, stoned and ready blow the fucking stadium up... well, to say honestly, someone has to compensate the poor performance of the team, which unsuccessfully tries to get the world cup since the only time they got it almost 40 years ago, but cannot move anywhere higher than the quarter-finals... And I remember the last time Spartak kicked Arsenal's ass... sorry, asses. and now what i've been talking shit for: never show any disrespect to any people in the world until they really deserve it. if not americans, you would never fucking know what the Internet is, or even what a computer is... if not the turkish people, who are really seriously involved in the Holland's business, Dutchmen would still have the drug and pornography trade as their only source of income. If not Englishmen, we would never have such astonishing DJs and clubs, which are a dream of every non-englishman (incl. myself) to listen to/be at. If not Dutch people, we would never have trance in the state it is now. Now, peace... (tu_face, sorry, for the middle part of my speech... just had to strike back)

Ok, a) I never sed it was fine for men to fuck they women over, i just hate women who fuck with your head, rather like the one i just finished with, so dont fucking go there.
b)Its always the germans that start the brawls at football matches (j/k.. i agree hooliganism is a problem here)
c) When did america win the world cup?
d) I dont give a flying donkeys ass about arsenal coz they are not my team...
and e)i never go to these clubs that shut at 3am simply coz they are shite, and your little comment about "if it wasnt for englishmen we wouldnt have these astonishing clubz"... errr excuse me??? we invented clubbing dude. Not saying all the best clubs are here now but hey, get your fucking facts straight.

Basically jocker i wasnt up for ruckus but u seem to be, as i sed in my above post most of this is in jest. y take things seriously??

'Peace'

So another thing...

So another thing that would go is people that cant take a joke...

Peace

The tension is rising inhere....
I would abolish all the people who are uptight and can't take a joke.
Boysbands, who needs them???
Britney Spears, she should stop singing and she should pose in Playboy or Penthouse...
The wannabee deejays, who have a shit taste and skills that are ridiculous.

That's about it.

Re: So another thing...

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Originally posted by tu_face So another thing that would go is people that cant take a joke... Peace

Yes i agree with ya on that one.. or just people who cant take a slightly sarcastic and fun intended argument/joke/line. *uche* Jocker *uche*

-=OKAY I deleated my things against jocker his babbling=-

Just for the nice community of this forum


Peace

sigh.... and this was such a fun little thread

Hehe, chill OUT people! After all, like someone pointed out, this is the chillout room. Anyway, a couple of additions to my list:

13. elderly ladies (+ other people on the slow side ) who start looking for their pennies at a HUGE supermarket queue. I mean, how fucking annoying can that be?! Seriously I almost popped a brain vessel today when some DORK laid down a massive pile of pennies on the table and the cashier had to count them for minutes. Aaaargh! For heavens sake, get a credit card or something! Hilariously enough, when it was my turn (finally) it turned out that my VISA had expired 3 days ago! (HAHAHAHA). Luckily I had some cash.

14. Things that expire. Lol.

Re: Re: HEHEHEE, you guys crack me up :)

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Originally posted by tu_face We need the nukes to kill the idiots! hehe so many contradictions in here, but hell its funny!!

The contradiction was there on purpose (yeah right!) lol. I mean seriously, I wouldn't _really_ want to wipe out millions of people even if they are idiots... well... just this once.

PS. Hannibal was cool!

Contradiction...

I know what u were saying was a joke, it seems that some people take this thread @ face value... Im sure no-one wants anyone dead or anything its just nice imagining it hehe and yeah, hannibal is damn good!!

Peace

I get the jokes and I accept 100% of them. You cannot convict me of having an american sense of humor because I'm not american, I just study here... But I can distinguish between people being joking and people saying serious things. I wasn't addressing all my examples from the previous post to the tu_face's messages, I just tried to mention all the negative crap people wrote in this thread. Americans never won the World Cup, never did the country of my origin... And I really know that the rest of the world hates the USA and I know for which reason: because USA practically dominates the whole world now in the politics, military and economics matters. And most of the people just can't get over it. I wasn't saying anything bad about English clubs, and I know they are the best in the world. But will it last very long? Sasha changed his residency to Twilo, so did Digweed. That's two out of the three best DJs on earth, according to DJmag. It's some nice tendency, isn't it?
And about jokes... Maybe you, tu_face, and I got the different sense of humor. I always remember english humor being the most academic humor in the world. I don't want to say it's the dullest one, I just want to say, that probably you and I would laugh at different things.

Peace out.

jocker: hey im american and i have a great sense of humor. and english humor is great too. but im not going to get all pissed off because you said that. and im sorry but you can not distinguish between someone joking and not joking when they are typed words unless its some shit like IM GOING TO KILL THEM FUCKING ENGLISH BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR STUDYING IN MY COUNTRY!!!! THE NEXT TIME I SEE ONE OF THEM IM GOING TO BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i dont recall anyone talking in that manner besides yourself. the tone of this topic was totally light hearted until you spoke up. and i dont mean this offensively...its just my opinion. you can actually go back and read it all and if you still feel that there was some really serious talk going on here then ok but just the topic says it all: if we were king of the world. first there is no king of the world and second if there was we would never be it - so we cant be taking this too seriously



i just wanted to say that for all the people who say the rest of the world hates the USA. then how come so many forein fucks(am i joking or not?) want to come visit here.. and dont say im wrong because i live in LA and 1/2 the people i have come into my work are tourist from all over the world. so there must be something they like about us. peace..

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Originally posted by theeyesofdarkness ....how come so many forein fucks(am i joking or not?) want to come visit here..

It's the cheese...

I would abolish RAVERS, kill every each one of them

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Originally posted by Dj Juicy J 187 I would abolish RAVERS, kill every each one of them

Why would you do that???They're not all the same you know!You'r ejust lilke the media and the older population,raves are bad,ravers are ALL drug-users,en blablablabla,I'm a raver(and clubber) ,and part of the alcohol(when I don't drive!),I'm as clean as some1 can be!
Anyway I would abolish,the commercialization of everything,less quantity,and more quality!

Sash moving residents...

Jocker mate, just look at who signed as gatecrasher residents this year Twilo is an amazing club dont get me wrong (Twilo and Limelight are invaded by gatecrasher every month!) but they havent got a resident list like this:

DJ Tiesto
Judge Jules
Max Graham
Matt Hardwick
Lucien Foort
Tom Wainright
Scott Bond

Even Cream can't beat that...

Can we get back to the topic now? Some more things i would get rid of:

George W Bush - Even though he doesnt rule my country (thank fuck) i would get rid of this twat simply because of his huge amounts of wankerness & stupidity...

Bill Gates - If he dropped �250,000 on the pavement, he wouldnt bother picking it up coz by the time he's bent down to get it he's made it back again (jealousy) and yet he still moans about us innocent pirates who copy his software...

Bill Gates' Products - They never work first time. Ever.

Peace

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