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Originally posted by sandstorm03 who is google? And how do i use her?

u go to her and you touch her titty if you are feeling lucky

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Originally posted by SVGmethod u go to her and you touch her titty if you are feeling lucky

...and if you're not lucky it will end in a trainwreck.

wtf, I got my two songs perfectly beatmatched (it only takes me 13.73 seconds to do) but after I start to mix in the second track it gets outta wack and wrecks....wtf, shoudl I get new decks, cause I can match perfectly.

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Originally posted by HotDogWater so you're saying.... only buy Behringer mixers?

Jayzuz! Don't you guys know anything. Get the Skytec 120 and you wont have to get another mixer ever.

As for decks, make sure you get some old belt drives from the 70's without pitch control, hell there has to be a little bit of a challenge to DJing. If you are really hard core you will get two of those wind up gramophones from the 1920's. Just wind the handle till it's matched and let rip.

And to get noticed, sing over the top of it (Fuck, Sonique does) preferably out of key and time.

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On a side note, it is rumoured that Sonique's biggest break through was when she saw another DJ changing the bass EQs to blend the tracks more smoothly. This is ofcourse after she had been playing out for some years...
Alegedly true that.
If it's not true then my apologies to you Sonique, if it is true then you are a scary DJ.
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Cheers
Nem

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Originally posted by Nemesis44 ___________________________________ On a side note, it is rumoured that Sonique's biggest break through was when she saw another DJ changing the bass EQs to blend the tracks more smoothly. This is ofcourse after she had been playing out for some years... Alegedly true that. If it's not true then my apologies to you Sonique, if it is true then you are a scary DJ. ___________________________________

she is a scary dj!
last time i saw her was at coloursfest in Glasgow. She congradulated Rangers FC on winning the League (they only just beat Celtic by a couple of points and the deciding match was played during the time of colourfest!). She almost caused a fucking riot between 8000 people


and does anyone know what the pitch increments are on those wind up Gramophones ??

Can you guys tell me how I can find 'Google'?

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Originally posted by Ygrene Can you guys tell me how I can find 'Google'?

it's easy. just go to www.google.com and google: "google"
google

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Originally posted by ivanbee it's easy. just go to www.google.com and google: "google" google

can someone explain what abeton live is and why all the big djs are using it instead of ejay and mixmeister?

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Originally posted by b i n k u n can someone explain what abeton live is and why all the big djs are using it instead of ejay and mixmeister?

It's actually a drug they use to enhance their performance. It makes them mix robotlike and emotionless. See PvD.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery It's actually a drug they use to enhance their performance. It makes them mix robotlike and emotionless. See PvD.

In PvDs case this has nothing to do with Ableton... apparently he was dropped in a big vat of valium when he was a kid.

Can anyone tell me which is better... I'm looking to buy a DJM 600 and someone told me that the black version sets fire to your vinyle when you are not looking.
Then someone told me something about the silver one, it apparantely insults your cat... I'm so confused I don't know what to do?

Cheers
Mong

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Originally posted by Nemesis44 Can anyone tell me which is better... I'm looking to buy a DJM 600 and someone told me that the black version sets fire to your vinyle when you are not looking. Then someone told me something about the silver one, it apparantely insults your cat... I'm so confused I don't know what to do?

ROFL

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Originally posted by Nemesis44 In PvDs case this has nothing to do with Ableton... apparently he was dropped in a big vat of valium when he was a kid. Can anyone tell me which is better... I'm looking to buy a DJM 600 and someone told me that the black version sets fire to your vinyle when you are not looking. Then someone told me something about the silver one, it apparantely insults your cat... I'm so confused I don't know what to do? Cheers Mong

now thats as random as it gets

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Originally posted by Nemesis44 Can anyone tell me which is better... I'm looking to buy a DJM 600 and someone told me that the black version sets fire to your vinyle when you are not looking. Then someone told me something about the silver one, it apparantely insults your cat... I'm so confused I don't know what to do?

I hear the silver one also steals candy from babies. Just a rumour though.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery I hear the silver one also steals candy from babies. Just a rumour though.

no thats a tech 1200, as apposed to the 1210 which impregnates young girls!

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Originally posted by wee_rooney no thats a tech 1200, as apposed to the 1210 which impregnates young girls!

I KNEW IT!!!


ps: nice sig, joris voorn kicks ass!

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Originally posted by Clovis86 Just get some bongo drums and one TT. When the record playing comes to an end...play the bongos in sync to it as best you can. After it ends, use one foot and one hand to keep playing the bongos, and then change the record, beatmatch it, and mix in, using one hand. Unless you wanna be a n00b and acually use TWO turntables

Funniest post in a while. Nice one

Everyone here has done a fine job in this thread. hats off.

Now I have to stop my Xone 32 from drinking all my beer...what a bastard.

I'll be in the middle of a mix and the ******'s mic input pops out and gulps down my cocktail...doesnt even leave a tip.

I thought my mixer was overheating a bit, so I drilled some air holes to it so it could cool off. Now it doesn't work at all anymore.

Is it still under warranty?

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Originally posted by wee_rooney no thats a tech 1200, as apposed to the 1210 which impregnates young girls!

only black ones

My friend is sharing his needles with a couple of other djs, and i was just wondering this this type of behaviour can spread TW. TW, or "train wrecks" is apparently a growing concern among djs...

Also, I bought some ableton at the liqour store, it tasted great with coke, but did nothing for my mixing abilities! Sasha really is a genius is that stuff makes him mix better!

okay can some one please tell me why my mixer isnt working...

i meen i bought a DJX-700 so that i could have beat counters, but it never works my mixer never changes the beat or even counts them for that matter... damn, but for some odd reason my EFX thing is always stuck on error, it sucks and it sounds like its not doing anything

fuck man i knew i should have gone with that Gemini KM-130 rotary

Nice to see a bit of banter going on in here.. about time there was a completely random and WAY OT thread in here..

lol some of the posts are brilliant!

nelly

I ordered a mixer but got a blender instead. It's ripping my records to pieces!

How can I make sound come out of it?

how come girls never talk to me?

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