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Originally posted by Caela no. i'm gonna pretend i didn't read that.

dammmit.... :\

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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs sticking on the soap.

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Originally posted by dj_bas Finally Raul! This is a breakthrough.

holy shit you guys might notve noticed it but over here in my corner i just realized how much i love you two!

nekkid ftw!

funny shit! ha even made my girlfriend laugh.. thats hard to do (cold hearted bitch)

I completely lol'd throughout this entire thread

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Originally posted by Zewad Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

is there any dude who DOESNT do this?

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Originally posted by Caela hahaha guys... (n) nekkid pics.

link doesn't work.. i keep on clicking!

&^&^$^%#%#&^(*)*^*(&%&^$!!!!!!!!!!

*tear*

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL lol@ the woo woo part

hahahahaha lol same here. now that i would laugh at if it ever happened in real life.

and thank god for being a simple shower girl. i learned the whole get in/get out quick method for work/school

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Originally posted by eye_03 is there any dude who DOESNT do this?

Me. That's sick.

what is shower? we don't have that in France!

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Originally posted by schafer funny shit! ha even made my girlfriend laugh.. thats hard to do (cold hearted bitch)

and they say romance is dead..

speakin of, caela whats the ETA on those pics?

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Originally posted by Caela is it wrong that i shower like a man? minus all the weiner shit

yeah same, minus hairy ass aswell

i dont think i would ever take the time to sort my clothes by lights and darks

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Originally posted by Zewad HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Check. Walk naked to the bathroom. Not. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo- woo sound. Not. Look at your manly physique in the mirror admiring the size of your wiener and scratch your ass. Check. Get in the shower. Check. Wash your face. Check. Wash your armpits. Check. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Check. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Not. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Check. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs sticking on the soap. Not. I always wash the hairs off. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Not. Dont have the hair. Pee. Check. Rinse off and get out of shower. Check. Partially dry off. Not. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Not. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Not. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Check. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. Not. Throw wet towel on bed. Not.

i don't wash my hair after i've washed my butt.

that just doesn't seem in correct order - i usually start at top and work my way down.

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Originally posted by tubularbills i don't wash my hair after i've washed my butt. that just doesn't seem in correct order - i usually start at top and work my way down.

never thought about that. I usually wash my ass and then my face... interesting.

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Originally posted by Sunsnail never thought about that. I usually wash my ass and then my face... interesting.

hahah ,..
funny as hell.
made my day !

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Originally posted by Sunsnail never thought about that. I usually wash my ass and then my face... interesting.

+1


i soap off

then shampoo

then condition

then face wash

then towell off

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