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Originally posted by alex_cooke So now its Leonard the gay transexual asian in sales? AC -x0x-

I'm not sure, i think he was joking to either try and freak me out or get me back for pretending to be bi and asian; i didn't fall for the bait though. He may look quite effeminate but he's definately never been a girl in his life

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Originally posted by tathi I'm not sure, i think he was joking to either try and freak me out or get me back for pretending to be bi and asian; i didn't fall for the bait though.

haha.

tathi: im gay!
tathi fan: yeah, well im bi!
tahti: im also asian
tahti fan: is that so? well i used to be a girl.
tathi: really? well i used to be chuck norris.

i would really appreciate it if you keep this thread alive with new material from time to time mate

hehehehehe thats teh awesome Jake! keep us posted dude, maybe we can take him ANOT to find his true love!

What is the world coming to

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Originally posted by rez theres always extravagent gay folk in offices I got fired from my first office job for throwing the token gay 15 year old in the fountain. He tried to touch me after repeated 'FUK OFFS'. Funnily enough, I get sacked and he gets off scot free.

OMG ITS A REZ-ERECTION

Oh the punny goodness.

who would've thought tonydanza my idol would come up with the perfect vanity plate for my car!

and to think i wasted 2 years trying to think of something punny!

ok so Leonard and I haven't said a word to each other since he told me that he "sincerely hates me", well today i get back from the toilet and notice a book on my desk entitled: "What some of you were - stories about Christians and homosexuality" i wonder who could have left this book on my desk?

here's the blurb on the back of the book:

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Despite what the secular media and gay community say, there are many Christians who do not wish to embrace a gay identity. These are people who, because of their commitment to Jesus Christ and their belief in the Bible, choose not to act upon their same sex attraction. This book contains the stories of people who have made that choice. They wish to share their struggles, and the way in which God has bought about change in their lives. Their hope is that these stories will serve to: - bring encouragement and hope to those who are also struggling with unwanted feelings of same-sex attraction - educate, inform and encorage the wider Christian community about how to respond to homosexuality, and in particular how to help those in our midst who are struggling. "What some of you were" also contains four useful appenices exploring cultural, medical and biblical issues relating to homosexuality. There is also a discussion guide for small groups

This book is highly acclaimed, it is the winner of the "Christian Book of the year 2002" and now i'm wondering why the fuck have i been wasting my time reading European literature? I never knew Christians were able to write books


Some of you here may already know my stance on Christianity and organised religion from my essays in the Political forum; i might have to tell him that i'm a pantheist but going though a hard stage of my life and have become disillusioned with my faith and begining to look to Christ for answers

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Originally posted by tathi "Christians and homosexuality"

Speaking of Christians & Homosexuality, i'm currently studying at Deakin University at the moment, and am part of the Queer Social Club (Being Bi and all, i thought it was a good idea). The Queer room (yes, we have a room in which am i currently sitting it) happens to be in the same area as where the "Christian Union" have there meetings.

There have been several incidents involving the Christian Union and the Queer Social Club. The Christian's decided to use the Queer Room as a prayer room while we weren't using the room. I discovered this and walked into the Queer room, while the Christians were doing things with Bibles (I dont wanna know what) and looking at the couch they were sitting on and going "OMG!!!! I hope we wiped up all the cum off that couch!!

The Christian Union also have a habit of sticking up posters and chalking up around the college the topics, dates and location of thier meetings. Latest poster read "Can You Trust the Bible???", after a little addition by me, the sign now reads "How Can You Trust the Bible???" or "Can You Trust the Bible??? NO!!!!".

I know its not a very nice thing to do, but they've been doing alot of the same thing, and i'd just thought i'd share...

AC -x0x-

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Originally posted by tathi never knew Christians were able to write books

oh come on, christians wrote the biggest & most famous fantasy novel of all time!

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Originally posted by tathi Some of you here may already know my stance on Christianity and organised religion from my essays in the Political forum; i

the only thing ive gathered from your PDD posts is that youre a chugger of cock and you can almost fit the cock and balls in your mouth. hehe, like mother like son...

ok an update that happened about a month ago but i neglected to post it on here

i was working the 1 - 9pm shift which means there was only three people in the office, Leonard, myself and another guy in my department. As i came out of the toilet and walked passed where he was sitting he starred at me and said "what are you looking at?" in a melodramatic lisp so i put on my own theatrical lisp "i'm not looking at anything! hmmph!" mirroring his voice inflection and limp wristed body language and begun to act just as he was doing, it was all in good fun and not serious until his mood suddenly changed and said "you look down on me cause im a queer!" (which is bullshit, i have gay friends, drama queens just piss me off) "you always laugh at me but i dont care what you think" and i said "thats good that you dont care what other people think and dont take things too serious" (i was being sincere and stopped talking with a lisp) and then he turned around and bent over his chair pointing his ass up in the air at me and started screaming out "fuck me! fuck me! fuck me!" and made this orgasm noise, i just stood there baffled for three seconds and then burst out laughing and walked away

the next day he gave me the coldest look as he walked past me and i just laughed, he knows he can't faze me at all

we've just got this new guy in sales, his 19, this is what he told me today:

Lee says:
he says im young so i don't really know my sexuality yet
Lee says:
"you're too young, you don't know what you are yet"
Lee says:
"i don't look at myself naked"e
Jake says:
hahaha
Jake says:
what context was that used?
Lee says:
he was telling me about how he no hair on his body and kept on grabbing my hand and rubbing his arm with it
Lee says:
and he said how he thinks he's fat
Lee says:
so i said "do you not even look at yourself naked or something?", as a joke
Lee says:
and he said he doesn't like to
Jake says:
hahah what other fucked shit has he said
Lee says:
i just asked him how old he is and he goes "ill never fall into that trap because you ask me so many times"
Lee says:
"i don't release personal information"
Lee says:
something like that
Lee says:
oh my god how's this!!
Lee says:
he comes up to me and says softly:
Lee says:
"do you stick your finger in your bum"
Lee says:
"i don't do it coz i don't like the feeling"
Jake says:
hahahahhaa
Lee says:
thats both his quotes
Lee says:
he randomly says "you're FAT!"
Lee says:
"you've got a big chin"

HAHAHAHHA WTF

hahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i think this is the most welcome bump to a thread in auta history. Good to hear the ass queen is still as unstable as ever.

Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha ... That shit's hilarious Tathi ... fuken nice one!!!!

now just show him his fan base on AuTA

I just watched Series 2 of Entourage.

Arie's gay asian assistant is called Leonard.

Hahaha, lmao!

ok now im not working at Telpacific anymore i can safely say that Leonards name was actually Leon, and Shauns name was actually Van, and i just had a gmail chat with van:

van.t.tran: hey dude, where are you now?
ive got some news for you

me: i�m living in ecuador
whats up

van.t.tran: Leon (now called Lin) had a sex change
ecuador, nice, what time is it over there?

me: hahahahhahahahhahahhaha
just after midnight
tell me more about Lin

van.t.tran: thats all i know so far, he came in to work one day wearing a dress, and i emailed him, he says i have to call him Lin now
im waiting for a picture
but it was quite a shock for some people

me: ROFL

van.t.tran: anyway, got to go
later

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Grunt: hahahahah
holy fucking shit
like surgical?
ie
penis gone
vagina inserted

me: give me a minute while i update the thread
Sent at 00:10 on Wednesday

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thats all ill know, ill try and contact some guys i know who still work there to keep you updated, hopefully i can get a pic

Pics!!!

so does this mean youre more or less likely to hook up with leonard jake?

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN so does this mean youre more or less likely to hook up with leonard jake?

who�s leonard? ohh Lin, depends on how good the boob job was, i don�t settle for cheap. don�t you love cute little asian princess and hate feminism and women in general?

Lin is the perfect balance, no?

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Originally posted by tathi don�t you love cute little asian princess and hate feminism and women in general? Lin is the perfect balance, no?

fucken lmao!

thats scary :\

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Originally posted by Aesthetic thats scary :\

not really, Lin doesn�t have ovaries, her and Paul will die childless.

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Originally posted by tathi not really, Lin doesn�t have ovaries, her and Paul will die childless.

your mum has a surprise waiting for you when you return

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