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i wonder if she's ever seen dumb and dumber
the scene where he's got the shits and runs in to use the toilet 
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her dad was acting really wierd when he walked in on me....like he totally knew what i was doing just didnt wanna say anything. either way, im fucked. the house is a fucking mess. dont trust me with your homes people
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| Originally posted by ivanbee her dad was acting really wierd when he walked in on me....like he totally knew what i was doing just didnt wanna say anything. |
the and only time i ever housesat i had to take care of a dog as well. I was watching a movie in their home and heard this really annoying sound similar to a dog chewing on a bone. I turned up the volumne and finished the movie.
when i finished the movie, i went back and found the dog had chewed several holes in their new carpeting in various places. Some of them were more than a foot wide.
thought process was:
1) Fuck!
2) lol, stupid dog
3) fuck!
4) whatever i'm not paying for that shit
i'll never do something like that again. and the only time i ever babysat i gave the kid a piggy back ride up the steps and he let go at the top and rolled down 5 minutes before his parents got home. they walked in to me trying to do a shitty magic trick to stop if ridiculous out of control crying.
ugh
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| Originally posted by Masonious the and only time i ever housesat i had to take care of a dog as well. I was watching a movie in their home and heard this really annoying sound similar to a dog chewing on a bone. I turned up the volumne and finished the movie. when i finished the movie, i went back and found the dog had chewed several holes in their new carpeting in various places. Some of them were more than a foot wide. thought process was: 1) Fuck! 2) lol, stupid dog 3) fuck! 4) whatever i'm not paying for that shit |
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i'll never do something like that again. and the only time i ever babysat i gave the kid a piggy back ride up the steps and he let go at the top and rolled down 5 minutes before his parents got home. they walked in to me trying to do a shitty magic trick to stop if ridiculous out of control crying. ugh |
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| Originally posted by Ygrene Hahahaha, you're responses are awesome, my thoughts exactly! Those bastard kids aren't very responsive to shitty magic tricks. The best thing to do here is just to make the kid disappear. |
I would leave leave her $100 and be upfront and honest about what happened, so she could deal with the issues accordingly. If you're in this deep (which isn't much at all since the problems can be fixed) honesty is all that will save you.
Also, make sure you tell her you were toking in her kitchen before her dad does. Tell him you were outside but you were cooking something and ran in to check on it when her dad came in.
The honesty will overshadow the irresponsibility, becuase the last thing she'll want is surprises, in which case you'll have no credibility in her mind.
However, you're probably at work, and she's walking in the house now. Game over.
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| Originally posted by Ygrene Hahahaha, you're responses are awesome, my thoughts exactly! Those bastard kids aren't very responsive to shitty magic tricks. The best thing to do here is just to make the kid disappear. |
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| Originally posted by DigitalMP I would leave leave her $100 and be upfront and honest about what happened, so she could deal with the issues accordingly. If you're in this deep (which isn't much at all since the problems can be fixed) honesty is all that will save you. Also, make sure you tell her you were toking in her kitchen before her dad does. Tell him you were outside but you were cooking something and ran in to check on it when her dad came in. The honesty will overshadow the irresponsibility, becuase the last thing she'll want is surprises, in which case you'll have no credibility in her mind. However, you're probably at work, and she's walking in the house now. Game over. |
UPDATE!!!!!!!!!
k so i couldnt fix the toilet. i managed to get all the overflown water out of there and just left it at is. i figured it would be a while before they used that bathroom anyway cus i was staying in the guest bedroom and the house has 6 bathrooms so by the time they flush it and it overflows on them theyll prolly just think it was them right?
as far as the rug is concerned....i managed to clean up most of the pee pee stain but it was still really noticable. i decided to bite the bullet and just admit that my dog pissed on it. so i left her and her husband a note saying sorry with 50 bucks and a bottle of expensive booze PLUS a buncha groceries in their fridge.
so she comes into work today and goes "ivannnnnn that rug is the most expensive thing in my whole house!" but she wasnt mad cus she's spilled red wine on in, her dog threw up on it, and her kid took spilled soda on it too. she says its cursed. so she gave me back my 50 bucks and brought me back a bottle of tequila from mexico. she made no mention of me smoking weed in the house but her husband emailed me and wrote: "i shoulda told you where i keep my secret cigars..." so i think the dad might of told them but theyre cool with it.
i rock at house sitting
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