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| Originally posted by Hantu Worst I ever did was when I was 6, I stabbed my little sister in the foot with a pencil cause she hit me in the face with a book. Got grounded for a month and also a good licking from my old man (he loved using his belt). Still remember that belt to this day, many a times we met. |
But in my defense the damn book hurt.
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| Originally posted by Hantu But in my defense the damn book hurt. |
True, but I have never laid another finger on a woman since, so I guess the belt was worth it.
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| Originally posted by Hantu True, but I have never laid another finger on a woman since, so I guess the belt was worth it. |
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| Originally posted by Frenchina Well you were 9, that is forgiven lol. |
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| Originally posted by Frenchina LOL!!! That made me laugh for a good 5 minutes! 5 minutes well spent. |
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| Originally posted by Theresa I was about 4-5 years old, and I went to my older brother and told him my ear was really hurting. He looked at me stone faced and said "don't tell mommy, because if you do, they will take you to the hospital, carve your brain out, and you will die". I went over a month with an ear infection without telling my mom. Finally it got so bad that I told her, but I begged her not to let them carve my brain out. My brother got a whooping for that. That ass... I have hearing problems now |
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| Originally posted by me@t k@tie catching snakes (she hated snakes) and putting them in bags and giving it to her as a surprise gift |
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| Originally posted by Halycon that's classic, i laughed so hard when i read that...... |
lol yeah i was always up to something bad when I was little. once i gave her a bucket full of those ugly creepy tent caterpillars too. i was so proud, but was saddened when she yelled at me. I was like, "WHAT? you don't like them? I picked them just for you!"
My sister and I were awful - mom eventually gave up on regular babysitters and had to hire institutional babysitters (the professionals). All of them lasted a week with us until finally we found Nana - a Romanian woman who was just too weird and cool for us to really terrorize.
Some of our "get rid of the babysitter" tactics were:
-Take all shampoos, conditioners, dish soaps and mix them up in the bathtub (I mean there was 3-4 inches in the tub of all of it - nearly impossible to clean up and oh so funny if they tried turning the water on to clean it).
-Put frogs in their shirts - abundant supply from the backyard.
-Put a live goldfish in their water glass (ditto here).
-Put Super-Glu on the bench outside for maximum stickage
-Hide from the babysitter for about two hours till she freaked out.
-Try to swing from the giant moosehead in the family room.
There were more but we were vewy, bad wabbits.....
The only thing I got a spanking for from my mom was opening a package of my sister's easy bake oven cake mix and dumping it on the floor.
My dad chased me around with a belt when he found out I used his cheques for play.
I was a very well behaved child.
oh man i can't recall a spacific event but i remeber i learned at a very young age that my father had a very havy hand and i use to get my ass beaten stilly sometimes .... i guess cuz i was a big brat
My sister was pissing me off one day, so when she decided to go out bike riding with her friend, I hid behind the mail box to surprise her. She rode right by and I ran up and knocked her off the bike!! Her body skidded across the pavement 
(funny sight)
SHe was so pissed that she stood up to take a swing at me...she missed and I knocked her down, kicked her in the mouth so hard that her braces and teeth went THROUGH her upper lip!!
"AH F*CK I'M IN TROUBLE!!!" >
$2000 in dental damages, 3 hours in the ergency room, and ER bills later, my father beat me so hard that I had to breathe thru a paper bag bc he had knocked the wind outta me....I didn't see daylight (cept for school) For AGES!!!! 
i was not a bad kid.
but a bad teenager.
drinking and stealing were the worst things.
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| Originally posted by Frenchina LOL!!! That made me laugh for a good 5 minutes! 5 minutes well spent. |
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| Originally posted by KaiLee Hahaha I used to come up with some crazy lies when I was younger. One time me and my friend went and picked all of those little crab apples off my neighbors tree....when he found out he went and asked my mom about it, who in turn asked me, and I told her that I had seen aliens come down and pick off all the apples. I was helping my neighbour with the yardwork for the rest of that summer.... |
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| Originally posted by KaiLee Hahaha I used to come up with some crazy lies when I was younger. |
i was 6, my brother was 8 or 9. he stabbed me in the head with a batman action figure, sharp lil bat horns and all. so naturally, i hit him with something, happened to be the NES system that was un-plugged. and he went down like a sack o shite.
Mum didn't beleive in the wooden spoon, nay nay. she liked the cord from the electric frying pan.
she asked me " how many times did you hit him?"
i answered truthfully. " one"
So she lifted up the back of my shirt, threw me over the old knee, and lashed me ONCE with that cord, and anyone who owns one, knows it has a metal tong on the end where it would plug in. Well, that was the end of that argument. no groundings. but shit i learned quick.
I remember my dad used to pull out the leather belt with the metal buckle when we did something bad.
One time he pulled it out and I took off....he chased me into the woods behind our house and I climbed up a tree as fast as a cat. My dad was too heavy to climb up the tree so he just stood at the bottom of the tree yelling at me. I sat up in that tree quite a bit after it became dark out.
the martial arts story was the best. I laughed my ass off.
ahahahaha this is such a good thread!
another thing that i did:
one summer, i was at my cottage...swimming in the lake. the neighbours have 2 sons who had a crush on me for the longest time. they always would look outside to see if i was swimming. and if i was, they would run down the beach and swim with me. I could never swim in peace because of them. anyways, we were in the water and Jonathan looks at me and says, "Katie, I have something that I have wanted to ask you for a very long time." I looked at him in the eyes and said "no, don't bother me, I'm trying to swim right now." He seemed quite discouraged, but continued...he was like, "Katie, I have loved you for many years, and it would make me so happy if you would be my girlfriend..." I dove under the water, grabbed a huge handful of mud, and threw it in his face!!! he started to cry. Then his brother had the nerve to say..."Katie, what about me? would you be MY girlfriend?" I sid "go home before i do the same thing to you!!! so they both ran down the beach crying...
then their mother came over and told my mum what I did, and that Jonathan couldn't open his eyes because there was a bunch of sand in them. I got in soooooo much trouble for that one....
But I did other mean things to them. I remember trying to sell them clams for like $5 each. i told them that they were magic clams. they gave me the money, but then i had to give it back after their mum came and yelled at me because apparently they stole it from her purse! 
lol magic clams!!!
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| Originally posted by KaiLee lol magic clams!!! |
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