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Bongo Eats Ass, It's official.
"Myles is an athletic guy, who works out a lot and has a great body as a result. He sings a lot in the shower."
HA! As if I work out.
Or shower....
Not repeating what it said about me because it's all lies and slander! Apparently they saw me 3 weeks ago in a park and they once partied with me and remember my dance moves well 
"Bongo knows a few by that name. One Danni Borg is a DJ & loves her music, her style is funky/tech/dirty/electro house. She loves watching the girls dance."
Oh no my secret is out! 
myles' sig FTW!!!
i <3 bongo - ask him funny questions, he'll give funny responses
EXAMPLE??? I hear you say???
"You poor thing, there are people in worse situations though, 50 canadians a week get their appendix removed when they dont need to. Go to bed"
"A woman once had to get her stomach pumped after consuming 2 ltrs of semen she stole from a fertility clinic. Said she wanted to prove it would cure her cancer"
"Work on a routine. You will need much, much more than just "NOOB"
Try looking at current issues and taking a very leftfield/outside the box. Good luck!"
"Sorry, Bongo only replies directly to ur question. Bongo can only do what you want if, for example, ur friend asks Bongo "Who am i". Then Bongo will reply with 'NOOB'"
"It means cabbage in english. Bongo hates cabbage, "il prend comme salit de l'eau" (it takes like dirty water)"
"Bongo lives in a jungle far far away from room 26, but he will be boogying on down with all the other monkeys in your honour"
<3 munted messages to bongo
forgot to add:
"Air speed velocity of unladen swallow depends on the ratios of wing length to body mass. For a accurate measurement visit http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/"
best one 
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