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Females moose are refered to as cows, males are refered to as bulls.

The plural of moose is moose.

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Originally posted by nusty Females moose are refered to as cows, males are refered to as bulls. The plural of moose is moose.

well said....




That cracked me up!

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Originally posted by nusty The plural of moose is moose.

Sig'd!

true story i once cranked an old woman crossing the street. she flew over my windshield fuckin scary feeling.

i rolled down my window "yelled out "NOBODY FUCKIN SAW ANYTHING OR YOUR DEAD!" and burned rubber out of there

Surprisingly, I never acquired a hood ornament yet.

But wonder if PETA members mourn each time they take a drive in the summer when thousands of insects end up splattered across their cars.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy i rolled down my window "yelled out "NOBODY FUCKIN SAW ANYTHING OR YOUR DEAD!" and burned rubber out of there

HAHAHAHAHA

awe...

that sucks... I would feel bad too...

I almost hit a whole familty of possoms... If I was coming around the corner a few seconds earlier...

And I think Buffaloferryfan almost hits wild turkeys all the time!!

Never ever swerve, especially if there's lots of traffic.

It's very upsetting to kill an animal, but it would be worse to get in an accident and kill yourself or someone else over an animal.

Sorry to hear about the duck, tho.

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Originally posted by Abercrombie Surprisingly, I never acquired a hood ornament yet. But wonder if PETA members mourn each time they take a drive in the summer when thousands of insects end up splattered across their cars.

I love hitting lightening bugs just after dusk. They make the coolest light patern smear across your windshield and the light lasts about 10 seconds so when you go through a big batch of them it makes pretty colours for a bit. I drive a lot at night and I need to find ways to entertain myself when I mp3 player battery is dead and I've already heard all of my cd's 100 times. Hitting lightening bugs is pretty entertainning for me when it happens. But boy are they ever a pain in the ass to clean off when you stop for gas.

i hit a rabbit, 2 geese, and a deer all within the same hour during a country field race a few years ago... the deer fucked my car up so badly i couldnt finish the race

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Originally posted by nusty I love hitting lightening bugs just after dusk. They make the coolest light patern smear across your windshield and the light lasts about 10 seconds so when you go through a big batch of them it makes pretty colours for a bit.

lol imagine how entertaining it would be for a sketchbag riding shotgun with you.

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Originally posted by Mako lol imagine how entertaining it would be for a sketchbag riding shotgun with you.

Driving 21 hours straight to New Orleans often makes me feel like I am the sketchbag riding shotgun! So yes I can imagine how much fun it would be for someone like that.

Okay I'm probably the biggest loser here...I hit my brother-in-law's car!!! Backed right into it and boom...damaged both of our cars...the best was the phone call afterwards saying don't be alarmed but I kinda, sorted hit your parked car by accident. LOL...I dunno who gave me my driver's license.

The best part is since I drive a bimmer most people think I'm a great driver...lil do they know!

I remember driving down a country road and hitting a bird at about 120-130kmph.

Normally I would have thought it would have just poofed into a giant feather explosion, but all I heard was "thunk" and it was gone. I was a little concerned as to where it might have gone, but I didn't see it anywhere.

Literally about 6-7 seconds later I was still looking (while driving) and all of a sudden, in my rear-view mirror I see a bird nose-diving into the pavement straight down. Must have hit the perfect angle on the windshield to just go straight up.

I felt a little sad, but it was more of a "Holy shit!" reaction in the end.

Cale just texted me to tell me that he almost hit an entire family of ducks running across the 401...he said he didn't think they'd make it

i was driving to my highschool grad when a rabbit ran under my car, barrel rolled a few times and kept on running. only thing i hit with my car. i try to avoid anything thats on the road. dead animals, lots of rocks, pot holes, sewers. anything.

i think cale is lying.

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Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* Cale just texted me to tell me that he almost hit an entire family of ducks running across the 401...he said he didn't think they'd make it

Saddest thing ever.

I was behind a semi doing about 110 and about to pass him when he suddenly swerved like a badass on to the shoulder itself and almost off the highway completely. Then I saw the ducks.

1 female duck, followed by about 12 ducklings, and she kept herding them to hurry up and cross. The little ones were being blown about by the wind from the truck ahead of me, so I hammered the brakes - thankfully they were all blown into the other lane.

Poor ducks

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Originally posted by 5hiftn6ears suck it up bitch....it's only a bird

I'm gonna run you over with my car

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Originally posted by VERTiG0 Saddest thing ever. I was behind a semi doing about 110 and about to pass him when he suddenly swerved like a badass on to the shoulder itself and almost off the highway completely. Then I saw the ducks. 1 female duck, followed by about 12 ducklings, and she kept herding them to hurry up and cross. The little ones were being blown about by the wind from the truck ahead of me, so I hammered the brakes - thankfully they were all blown into the other lane. Poor ducks

Owned!

Hit a cat at like 50km/h

I was driving home on I-75 West when a bird just crossed in front of me and got whacked right in the windshield. Was doing like 85 MPH. I actually managed to catch a glimpse of it as it went over my roof and onto the pavement thru my rear-view mirror.

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Originally posted by VERTiG0 Saddest thing ever. I was behind a semi doing about 110 and about to pass him when he suddenly swerved like a badass on to the shoulder itself and almost off the highway completely. Then I saw the ducks. 1 female duck, followed by about 12 ducklings, and she kept herding them to hurry up and cross. The little ones were being blown about by the wind from the truck ahead of me, so I hammered the brakes - thankfully they were all blown into the other lane. Poor ducks

you know... i was thinking. What does that really teach the ducks?! I mean, you've just trained them that its ok to get in the way of big things... silly humans would rather kill themselves than hit one of us... they'll end up getting a sense of invulnerability, and what could be worse than ducks with an invulnerability complex. eek.

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Originally posted by goragunda words.

I thought your name was "gouranga." That combined with the topic of this thread made me laugh pretty hard until I realized it wasn't "gouranga" at all.

Grand Theft Auto!!!!

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Originally posted by tw1tch Hit a cat at like 50km/h

+1. A barn cat (or so it seemed) jumped out from the field as I drove past. I could see it sticking its head out, deciding whether to cross, and I was like "no, no... dont do it!" I had sworn I would never swerve around another animal again (should you get into an accident, your insurance company will find you at fault, regardless if its a mouse or a moose you avoided). But it was a CAT- the holyiest of holy animals in my book. It darted out, and last second, I swerved. I still hit it. Of course guilt kicked in, making me question if the cat would have made it across if I hadn't swerved...

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