DJ Rankin - The Truth! (Fake Artist Exposed)

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Posted by Ted Promo on May-16-2006 13:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Woodog
...

"This is Woodog reporting, from DJ Rankin's studio, BBC news."

Posted by Woodog on May-16-2006 13:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Demoted
"This is Woodog reporting, from DJ Rankin's studio, BBC news."

If I were in his studio i'd probably kick him in the nuts then he could use his own chipmunk voice on his "new material" and be original.

Posted by THE_Chris on May-16-2006 14:06:

Well the fans are certainally a bunch of clever individuals.

quote:

DJ RANKIN.. TAE BE HONEST WAE YEE A DONT LIKE YER MIXES.. YEE HUV DEAD GOOD TASTE IN MUSIK BUT YEE CANNAE MIX.. FUR STARTERS AW U DAE IS GET A HAWNFY A GOOD CHOONS N YEE JUST STICK THEM INTAE WAN BIG CHOON NO CARIN IF THEY WID GO THE GETHER OR WIT. N SECONDLY YER BEATS ARE NEVERRRRRRRR IN!! THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP!! YER BEATS NEED TAE BE IN FUR YER SONGS TAE GO!!!!!! ARGHHHH!!!! SORRY FUR BEIN SO CHEEKY BUT ITS JUST HEAVY FRUSTRAITIN SO IT IS THAT YER SONGS ARE JUST A PURE HEEDACHE!! YEE SHOULD GET SUM TIPS FAE PULSE BUT COZ THATS WIT YEE KIN CALL A *DJ* LIKE A SED PAL AM JUST BEIN HONEST. heard sum mer of yer songs n yer no as bad as wit yee used tae be

Posted by Quantized on May-16-2006 15:17:

quote:
DJ RANKIN.. TAE BE HONEST WAE YEE A DONT LIKE YER MIXES.. YEE HUV DEAD GOOD TASTE IN MUSIK BUT YEE CANNAE MIX.. FUR STARTERS AW U DAE IS GET A HAWNFY A GOOD CHOONS N YEE JUST STICK THEM INTAE WAN BIG CHOON NO CARIN IF THEY WID GO THE GETHER OR WIT. N SECONDLY YER BEATS ARE NEVERRRRRRRR IN!! THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP!! YER BEATS NEED TAE BE IN FUR YER SONGS TAE GO!!!!!! ARGHHHH!!!! SORRY FUR BEIN SO CHEEKY BUT ITS JUST HEAVY FRUSTRAITIN SO IT IS THAT YER SONGS ARE JUST A PURE HEEDACHE!! YEE SHOULD GET SUM TIPS FAE PULSE BUT COZ THATS WIT YEE KIN CALL A *DJ* LIKE A SED PAL AM JUST BEIN HONEST. heard sum mer of yer songs n yer no as bad as wit yee used tae be

Translation of above quote:

quote:

Dj Rankin, to be honest with you, i dont like your mixes. You have 'dead' good taste in music but you cannot mix. For starters all you do is get a ???? of good 'choons' and you just stick them into one big 'choon', not caring if they go together or not. Secondly, your beats are never matched. Your beats need to be matched for your songs to work. Sorry for being so cheeky but its very frustrating so much so that your songs are just a 'pure' headache. You should get some tips from 'pulse' becuase he is what you can call a 'dj'. Like i said, pal, im just being honest. I heard some of your songs and your not as bad as what you used to be.

Jesus, why do neds (chavs) need to type the same way they speak?

Posted by RJT on May-16-2006 15:43:

Fuckin' A that's hilarious...

Posted by Azz3D on May-16-2006 15:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Kapedan
people are fuckin idiot listenin to him in the first place

maybe they don't know any better

Posted by Maor Levi on May-16-2006 16:04:

he was an inspiration.

Posted by Xtatica on May-16-2006 16:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Trancedewd
Translation of above quote:

Jesus, why do neds (chavs) need to type the same way they speak?

Thats not Chav Dude we would say 'Its Crap Init, you know what I am saying'

Posted by trancedanne on May-16-2006 16:27:

how the fuck can people dont recognize the tracks he have is taken from other famous songs untill now?

Posted by Pykenike on May-16-2006 16:38:

the chicks wo "love" him were to young i think.

Posted by tubularbills on May-16-2006 16:45:

never heard of the guy, but he tried to say that he made Zombie Nation?!

AND NO ONE QUESTIONED THIS AT ALL?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Posted by MagikMan_643 on May-16-2006 17:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Pillow One
he was an inspiration.

Posted by Ted Promo on May-16-2006 17:41:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
never heard of the guy, but he tried to say that he made Zombie Nation?!

AND NO ONE QUESTIONED THIS AT ALL?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Especially considering Zombie Nation is a group and not a song

Posted by tubularbills on May-16-2006 18:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Demoted
Especially considering Zombie Nation is a group and not a song

uhm...

Kernkraft 400 - Zombie Nation?

Posted by Massive on May-16-2006 19:17:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
uhm...

Kernkraft 400 - Zombie Nation?

Yeah many people make that mistake, for some reason

it's Zombie Nation - Kernkraft 400

Zombie Nation aka Florian Senfter (aka John Starlight)

Posted by Rinster on May-16-2006 20:39:

bump. this thread = legend.

Posted by tubularbills on May-16-2006 21:51:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ_Massive
Yeah many people make that mistake, for some reason

it's Zombie Nation - Kernkraft 400

Zombie Nation aka Florian Senfter (aka John Starlight)

are you seriol? wow, then my mistake.

Posted by RJT on May-16-2006 21:59:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
are you seriol? wow, then my mistake.

Don't feel too bad - It's been titled wrong on widely released albums before (i.e. my copy of Trance Nation 3 )

Posted by Tayfoon on May-16-2006 22:51:

First of all this proves my point that most people have terrible taste

2nd, How is he a famous DJ ? no one books shit like this, hes probably internet famous and plays huge parties like his uncles 49th birthday

Posted by Tayfoon on May-16-2006 22:56:

lol @ that forum

Every 2nd person is a "DJ"

Posted by Absolut_Vodka on May-16-2006 23:42:

seeing as lots of those people praising him only have one or two post, its probably he himself that have signed up...

and god damn i hate chavs so much.

Posted by plaxx on May-17-2006 00:28:

edit: fan-site, read the FAQ... doesnt defend him much, lol.

http://dj-rankin.net/

Posted by Majutsu on May-17-2006 01:03:

i learned a new word. chav!
I had to look it up on wikipedia.
lol i had no idea there were wiggers in scotland

Posted by Woodog on May-17-2006 09:55:

people should flood his site with this thread

Posted by Col on May-17-2006 17:53:

The fact this thread exists just pisses me off in itself.
The guy has a ridiculous amount of recognition, and he doesn't even do anything.

It doesn't really matter if he's a fraud, because he's not making any money anyway. He's just a 19 year old chav guy from Scotland who likes fucking about with other people's tunes, he's not gonna get anywhere. He can't make an album because he doesn't know how to make his own tracks, only how to manipulate others.

But it is slightly worrying.

I mean, if he made an album now, it would sell a shit-load of copies.
And it could be as shit as he wants.

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