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Posted by Ivand on May-24-2006 22:20:

Mine sometimes does and sometimes doesnt, and sometimes i get the ghost poop too

Posted by noikeee on May-24-2006 22:21:

I forgot mentioning I measure every single poop i crap and store the results in a MySQL database.

Posted by Nell on May-24-2006 22:25:

quote:
Originally posted by paranoik0
I forgot mentioning I measure every single poop i crap and store the results in a MySQL database.

you're such a noob, you would take pics and submit them to http://www.ratemypoo.com if you were any kind of professional fecal matter master.

Posted by PaperBag831 on May-24-2006 22:26:

seeing this thread title makes me think "do your ears hang low do they wobble to and fro?"

Posted by KilldaDJ on May-24-2006 22:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Nell
well when i was upgrading from the potty to the toilet aged 2, my mum used to get me to flush the loo and wave goodbye to my poo in order to make toilet time fun.

ever since that day, i always wave goodbye to my turd and so always have a good look at him and the state he's in before he leaves my life forever.

'see ya later u little shit!'

this thread is growing on me

Posted by noikeee on May-24-2006 22:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Nell
you're such a noob, you would take pics and submit them to http://www.ratemypoo.com if you were any kind of professional fecal matter master.

doh. i didn't know of this, what a truly wonderful site!

Posted by Nell on May-24-2006 22:32:

http://www.ratemypoo.com/bestof.html

Posted by Rinster on May-24-2006 22:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Nell
http://www.ratemypoo.com/bestof.html

Fuck you! i was eating

Posted by noikeee on May-24-2006 22:34:

Posted by Nell on May-24-2006 22:39:

quote:
Originally posted by bidor
Fuck you! i was eating

but you quoted it, so you obviously wanted to see it again

ok, ok. im sorry, so to make up for it go here: http://www.ratemyboobies.com/

Posted by Boomer187 on May-24-2006 22:41:

Heres mine!

Posted by jonSun on May-24-2006 22:43:

quote:
Originally posted by THE_Chris
You must wave byebye to it as you flush

Posted by Rinster on May-24-2006 22:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
Heres mine!

Posted by Rinster on May-24-2006 22:45:

Posted by Nell on May-24-2006 22:46:

Hahahahahhahahaha!

brilliant!

Posted by Nell on May-24-2006 22:48:

Posted by PaperBag831 on May-24-2006 22:52:

quote:
Originally posted by bidor

reminds me of weird science when she turns the brother into a turd

Posted by nchs09 on May-25-2006 00:47:

hahhaha a poo monster. the day i see that i will literally shit myself. no pun intended.

Posted by Psy-T on May-25-2006 02:11:

if your poop floats, it's a witch

Posted by Xylence on May-25-2006 02:27:

Nope my shit sinks... and I don't think so, I think that depends on the mass of whatever your eating

Posted by ali92 on May-25-2006 03:33:

quote:
Originally posted by metalgearsolid
my poop always sinks fast makes a damn splash
and they stink real bad
Cool! Mine's almost always a sinker, and I love it when it smells a whole lot... :-D

/me wants a beautiful lady to fart in my face one day.

Posted by insecurity on May-25-2006 04:13:

1. GHOST SHIT. You know you've shitted.
There's shit on the toilet paper, but none
in the toilet.

2. TEFLON-COATED SHIT. Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you
don't even feel it. No trace of shit on the
paper. You have to look in the toilet to make
sure you did something.

3. GOOEY-SHIT. This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe
your arse 12 times and it's still not clean.
You end up putting toilet paper in your jocks
so that you don't stain them. This kind of shit
leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.

4. SECOND THOUGHT SHIT. You're all done wiping, and you're about to
stand up when you realise....you've got more.

5. POP A VEIN IN YOUR The kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't
FOREHEAD SHIT. come out till you're all sweaty, trembling and
purple from straining so hard.

6. WEIGHT WATCHERS You shit so much, you lose several kilos.
SHIT.

7. RIGHT NOW SHIT. You had better be within 30 seconds of a toilet.
You burn rubber getting to the toilet. Usually
it has it's head out before you can get your
pants down.

8. KING KONG or This one is so big that you know it won't go
CHOKER SHIT. down the toilet unless you break it into smaller
chunks. A wire coat hanger works well. This kind
of shit usually occurs at someone else's house.

9. CORK SHIT Even after the third flush it's still floating in
(also Floater) the bowl. You think "SHIT" how do I get rid of it.

10. WET CHEEKS SHIT. This shit hits the water sideways and makes a big
splash that gets you all wet.

11. WISH SHIT. You sit there all cramped up in the foetal position
and fart a few times, but no shit in sight.

12. CEMENT BLOCK SHIT. You wish you had a spinal anaesthetic before you
attempted this one.

13. SNAKE SHIT. This shit is fairly soft and about as thick as your
thumb, and at least a metre long.

14. BEER AND PIZZA This happens the day after the night before. Most
SHIT. of the time your shit doesn't smell so bad but this
one is BAD....usually this one happens at someone
else's house, and someone is always waiting outside
the toilet door.

15. MEXICAN FOOD SHIT. You know will know it's safe to eat again when your
(or Screamer) arse stops burning.

Posted by Ygrene on May-25-2006 11:13:

Float or fall, I don't know......all I know is that mine doesn't stink.

/me is too good for this thread

Posted by PaperBag831 on May-25-2006 11:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Psy-T
if your poop floats, it's a witch

poop turns people into newts

Posted by colonelcrisp on May-25-2006 13:36:

ive never checked, mine usually require the courtesy flush, and i rarely pinch and inspect before i ship to davey jones locker.....

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