TranceAddict Forums (www.tranceaddict.com/forums)
- Australia
-- The TA Big Brother House
Pages (3): « 1 [2] 3 »

Mad Tom Kidd
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

quote:

Originally posted by tathi - Renegades new political party promises sex with underage girls and free train tickets for all! Vote 1 Renegade!

That's nothing but a perverted lie. I've never supported free train tickets.

quote:

Originally posted by Renegade That's nothing but a perverted lie. I've never supported free train tickets.

yeah that would be pretty disgusting. Apart from this i like ur policies and would like to subscribe to some sort of blog if available?

quote:

Originally posted by tathi pffft and you call yourself a writer?

HAHAHAHAHA & you call one who writes bullshit on TA being a writer?
haaaaaaaa

ANYWAYS:

PKC is crying because he finally had a good look at himself in the mirror

Tachyon is crying because he aint going out clubbing

Begic & Onion are crying because they miss their tranthz

Philby is crying coz he found out he was born a hairy gorilla & has to keep getting his back waxed

Ben & Scott are crying because Teflon Tpot keeps doing their heads in

SO THEN MISSYM HAS A FIT AT ALL THE SOOKS AND CHOPS ALL THEIR HEADS OFF & FEEDS EM TO BB NAZICISM!

quote:

Originally posted by tathi - Renegades new political party promises sex with underage girls and free train tickets for all! Vote 1 Renegade! - unknown to tathi, his alter ego The Phantom Masturbator has taken charge of dinner duties cooking the housemates an assortment of creamy treats - To pay back the several thousand dollar fine, Soups struts around the house in his underwear emblazoning his taut guns (the product of many hours of hard work in the tool shed) to catch the eye of potential customers - After Begic doesn't return Batemans advances, he solicits Soups for sex. Soups is outraged that Bateman is only willing to pay $4. - In a goon inspired stupor Charlee declares her love to Tasmanias biggest (and only) trance DJ, "DJ PKC". - DJ PKC lets her down gently "i could never have sex with someone who isn't related to me by blood" he says

thats some great work there cvnt

though i coulda swore it said begic doesnt return batman's advances, and i thought bollocks! he'd bend over faster than you could say "quickly batman, whip me with your utility belt".

lol at the wannabe jews. hahahahaha. we dont make enough fun of jews in this forum methinks

quote:

Originally posted by Aesthetic - enter philby and simon, the two wannabe jew couple. while they're not sitting by the sauna talking about how elite they are that they listen to psy trance, they're jerking off over pictures of john 00 fleming

Begic the intruder enters the house wearing a set of fairy wings waving his magic fluffy pixie wand around and instantly all ta housemates fall on the ground, basking in the great ones fluff tunes. (Especially PKC who makes a run for Begics fly)

But Philby and Simon resist so Begic has his fairy fluff helpers hold them down whilst he fits the two born fighters with headphones, and at top volume plays his latest remix of an old REO Speedwagon classic that is looking big in Europe. (Signed to Blackhole) Philby and Simon fight to the death and on hearing the breakdown both convulse and die.

Begic with his wings now bigger than ever takes MISSYM to the punishment room and proceeds to fuck all the capitals out of the bitch. PKC while batting off to this surreal vision, takes out an eye cause its been so long since he's fired a lanyard and has to be evacuated to the BB hospital for treatment.

On seeing this Channel 10 executives promptly cancel the show and the world is a much better place but PKC lives happily ever after.

quote:

Originally posted by Simon00 and proceeds to fuck all the capitals out of the bitch.

best line yet!!

SIMON THE VEG-A-TA-BOOL cant handle the house anymore so he kills himself, the sad pussy he is.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

meanwhile the rest of the housemates chuck a party & celebrate!

quote:

Originally posted by Heidi_Fleiss She's not witty. She's not funny. She's not on the ball. She's just...

quote:

Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN a girl.

...

quote:

Originally posted by MiSSyM SIMON THE VEG-A-TA-BOOL cant handle the house anymore so he kills himself, the sad pussy he is. awwwwwwwwwwwwwww meanwhile the rest of the housemates chuck a party & celebrate!

im not TRYING to be witty or funny, unlike some try hards here.

im simply being REALISTIC

^^^ ppft, if you have to be realistic, be creative too at least!

haahhahahahahhahaaha

oh this coming from a person who doesnt sleep too much & doesnt know whats goin on around them, hahahahaha.

i bet you dont even know what day it is.

After several days of constant fighting, the sexual tension between the two was tangible, until that fateful day when it became too much for them both, and without even a word MissyM got up from her chair and ran into Tachyons' embrace. They kissed each other passionately and the outside world dissapeared to them both.

Dirty Roger Flint


from now on you will refer to soups as Dirty Roger Flint in the TA BB House

quote:

Originally posted by 00soups00 Dirty Roger Flint from now on you will refer to soups as Dirty Roger Flint in the TA BB House

nah i'll stick with calling u asshat.






Please note: "Asshat" is a registered trademark of Begic corp.

I think I might set a nominations record.....

Dirty William Rackham
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

haha


unbeknownst to begic, philby carries with him a golden 12" vinyl of resurrection which allows him once per week in the house to rise again if killed. normally this ability is activated on a 4+ roll of a D6, however since the vinyl is signed by j00f, the wearer can use it anytime without the need for a roll.

consequently philby returns and stuns begic with a tirade of large geology-related words, confusing him, which gives the opportunity for a stinger splash! philby follows up with the scorpion deathlock however begic manages to turn over and counters with the massive saw synth of destruction suplex. begic fails to take advantage of the weakened philby and struts, to the enjoyment of bateman and pkc. philby gets back to his feet, waiting for begic to turn around, who does so and is met flying clothesline and a quick deathdrop. philby again attempts the scorpion deathlock but is interrupted by bateman, incensed at this close physical contact by another man. both men, exhausted, retire to their bedrooms, swearing to continue the fight another time...

soups sits in the corner alone, muttering to himself "its ok, shulz still loves me", as everyone ignores him while the fight is on.

quote:

Originally posted by Dr P I think I might set a nominations record.....

hahahha
i'll take you to the rewards room anyday!

quote:

Originally posted by Philby hahahha i'll take you to the rewards room anyday!

ooo baby you just want the bath....

quote:

Originally posted by Philby unbeknownst to begic, philby carries with him a golden 12" vinyl of resurrection which allows him once per week in the house to rise again if killed. normally this ability is activated on a 4+ roll of a D6, however since the vinyl is signed by j00f, the wearer can use it anytime without the need for a roll. consequently philby returns and stuns begic with a tirade of large geology-related words, confusing him, which gives the opportunity for a stinger splash! philby follows up with the scorpion deathlock however begic manages to turn over and counters with the massive saw synth of destruction suplex. begic fails to take advantage of the weakened philby and struts, to the enjoyment of bateman and pkc. philby gets back to his feet, waiting for begic to turn around, who does so and is met flying clothesline and a quick deathdrop. philby again attempts the scorpion deathlock but is interrupted by bateman, incensed at this close physical contact by another man. both men, exhausted, retire to their bedrooms, swearing to continue the fight another time... soups sits in the corner alone, muttering to himself "its ok, shulz still loves me", as everyone ignores him while the fight is on.

hahah gold "massive saw synth of destruction duplex" hahahahah

philby - that post is in a class of its own. fear the people's sawt00th.

lol Dave & Pkc turkey slapped Paulie.

quote:

Originally posted by MiSSyM lol Dave & Pkc turkey slapped Paulie.

SO dirty MissyM yet so hot.

quote:

Originally posted by MiSSyM lol Dave & Pkc turkey slapped Paulie.

hahahha
as soon as i saw the title when i clicked 'next post' i knew that was gonna come up lol

consequently dave and pkc are told to enter the diary room, after a brief clean up with some tissues the boys enter and are detained for some time. big brother makes an announcement that due to a breach of the rules they will be kicked out. paulie begins crying and rushes to the diary room to save dave and pkc. paulie says he wanted it, he was not under any duress and begs big brother not to kick them out. big brother asks paulie what he is willing to do to get them back. paulie stares straight ahead with no emotion and states 'Anything'.

big brother tells paulie that any breaches of the rules must be severely dealt with, and that one of the rules is that there can be no turkey slapping without the intentions of taking it all the way. since dave got cold feet and had to abandon mid-slap as his appendage wasn't 'up to standard' the rules were broken. paulie said he understood dave and it's 'what is inside him' that counts the most. big brother reluctantly agreed after some consideration and said they will be returned. paulie left the diary room and was reunited with the boys and there was much rejoicing. although what is paulie's new task...what price has he paid for the boys' return????


DA DA DAAAAAHHHH....

lol this is gold

god imagine how fucked up it would be if we had to all live in a house together

quote:

Originally posted by sezzy god imagine how fucked up it would be if we had to all live in a house together

i know, spending 6 hours in the same room as you scarred me for life

Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright © 2000-2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.