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| Originally posted by Azia everyone's easy under the right circumstances |
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| Originally posted by BTG i was woken abrubtly this morning (1pm) by the ringing of my doorbell. i get up to investigate and its some person at my door i dont recognize, naturally i dont answer the door and just observe them from afar. the woman peers into the window, and ring the doorbell again. few more seconds and then the crazy bitch tries to open the fucking door! WTF KIND OF TOM FOOLERY IS THIS???! i'm mad but at the same time i dont care, the door was locked. but after that i got dressed right away and had a smoke outside to let her know that i was home, i dont think she saw me though, cause she was walking down the street. ;/ |
that guy got punched by a jehova's witness.

Not all mormons are bad....i kinda liked this one!
Plot Summary for
Orgazmo (1997)
Joe Young was a simple young man trying to spread the word of the Book of Mormon when he picked the wrong house to preach at! The owner, a porn director named Maxxx Orbison, tells his henchmen to kill the guy at the door who interrupted their scene, but Joe fights off the guards with great skill, which impresses Maxxx so much that he offers Joe the lead role in the movie he's making at the moment: Orgazmo, which is about a sex superhero who fights crime with his Orgazmorator and ChodaBoy, his sidekick. Joe, against his beliefs, takes the job so that he can pay for the wedding he plans for he and his fiancee, who he doesn't tell about his risque new acting job. However, when the movie becomes an amazing hit just about everywhere and he finds out that Ben (ChodaBoy) has created a real Orgazmorator, Joe is in some serious hot water!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124819/
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| Originally posted by Jackson Not all mormons are bad....i kinda liked this one! Plot Summary for Orgazmo (1997) Joe Young was a simple young man trying to spread the word of the Book of Mormon when he picked the wrong house to preach at! The owner, a porn director named Maxxx Orbison, tells his henchmen to kill the guy at the door who interrupted their scene, but Joe fights off the guards with great skill, which impresses Maxxx so much that he offers Joe the lead role in the movie he's making at the moment: Orgazmo, which is about a sex superhero who fights crime with his Orgazmorator and ChodaBoy, his sidekick. Joe, against his beliefs, takes the job so that he can pay for the wedding he plans for he and his fiancee, who he doesn't tell about his risque new acting job. However, when the movie becomes an amazing hit just about everywhere and he finds out that Ben (ChodaBoy) has created a real Orgazmorator, Joe is in some serious hot water! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124819/ |
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| Originally posted by jonSun Ya i get these mormons at my house. fokin annoyng |
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| Originally posted by djnaeblis I was in Sweden for two years as a missionary |
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| Originally posted by Tranc3 I disagree, I get hit on nearly every day (I'd say 5/7 days of the week) by women |
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| Originally posted by djnaeblis Sorry! Were they young guys, with nametags? Hah, I was in Sweden for two years as a missionary, and it was actually a lot of fun. Didn't try to be annoying, just help those that wanted it. But, alot of people confused us w/ Jehovas, and would immediately get pissed, then we'd tell em that we're not, and they would lighten up pretty fast. |
Ya that was probably the case, we tried to take good records of where we knocked and didn't so you didn't bug the same people all the time.
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| Originally posted by Azia aren't you just a studmuffin. trust me I know not everyone's easy the man I wanted drove me crazy by playing hard to get, and there's nothing sexier...but to a point |
At least it wasn't a Jenova.


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| Originally posted by Ivand i dislike them with a passion, its actually worst when you know what really happens inside their organization |
What really irritates me is when I am walking on the street, and someone tells me I should let God into my life or whatever.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW IF I HAVE GOD IN MY LIFE OR NOT!!?? You assumptuous bastards... don't tell me I am going to hell; you don't even know what I believe in!
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| Originally posted by Theresa What really irritates me is when I am walking on the street, and someone tells me I should let God into my life or whatever. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW IF I HAVE GOD IN MY LIFE OR NOT!!?? You assumptuous bastards... don't tell me I am going to hell; you don't even know what I believe in! |
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| Originally posted by Theresa HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW IF I HAVE GOD IN MY LIFE OR NOT!!?? |
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| Originally posted by Yan At least it wasn't a Jenova. ![]() |
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| Originally posted by jonSun The people who used to live 5 houses down from me used to give religious flyers instead of candy on Halloween. |
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| Originally posted by Lira That's easy: there are just 17 members for every church, in average, and they know each other. If they don't know you, then you must not know their God, for their God is different. Therefore you cannot have their God in your life |
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| Originally posted by Theresa I used to trick or treat at a dentists house, and he would give out tooth brushes and dental floss. |
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| Originally posted by Yan At least it wasn't a Jenova. ![]() |
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| Originally posted by Theresa I used to trick or treat at a dentists house, and he would give out tooth brushes and dental floss. |
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| Originally posted by Orbax I love you |



hahaha thats awesome
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| Originally posted by Yan Will I be seeing you at the reunion? ![]() ![]() |
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| Originally posted by Yan @DA: u nasty ![]() I wonder what super evil titty feels like. |
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