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Posted by Slylee on Jul-05-2006 20:03:

behind every psycho woman who calls her man 567 times on his "boys night out", is a man who can't be trusted

when craig goes out with his single buddy, i don't even think about him once during the night while i'm out with my friends...no joke. it's a really nice feeling actually. i know he represents me and is a good boy

Posted by all-nite-freak on Jul-05-2006 20:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
behind every psycho woman who calls her man 567 times on his "boys night out", is a man who can't be trusted

when craig goes out with his single buddy, i don't even think about him once during the night while i'm out with my friends...no joke. it's a really nice feeling actually. i know he represents me and is a good boy

im a prick, but im a faithful prick

Posted by monishb on Jul-05-2006 20:39:

1+1= women

Posted by dallastar on Jul-05-2006 21:07:

Re: I've solved Women

quote:
Originally posted by Subey
The solution:

Yes means Yes

No means No
or

No means 'barrier I want you to defeat in order to prove you are worthy'. Telling the difference between the two nos is part of the barrier.

sometimes

yes means no

and

no means yes!

Posted by Lira on Jul-05-2006 21:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
who needs more than a handful?

\o

edit: That's a reference to my girlfriend, by the way... and the fact that every boob is a boob, so I don't see limits here

Posted by OnePercent on Jul-05-2006 21:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
who needs more than a handful?

craig loves my small boobs anyway. they probably remind him of a 17 year old.

Why is it whenever a woman uses the "more than a handful is a waste" defense for small boobs, men always offer support, but whenever I use the "more than a handful is a waste" defense for my small package, every woman just laughs? Perhaps, I've said too much.

Posted by starglider on Jul-05-2006 21:55:

No means yes.

Yes means anal.

Posted by wizniz on Jul-06-2006 00:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
yea, they're dumb...with the exception of maybe a small handful.

SLYLEE IS TEH UBER FEMALE!

but i learned in biology that being a super-female isnt a good thing.

haha triple x's

Posted by dallastar on Jul-06-2006 00:26:

quote:
Originally posted by starglider
No means yes.

Yes means anal.

at least women have two whole's down there!

Posted by R!CH on Jul-06-2006 00:29:

women 18-25 are for playing with... women 26+ are for having relationships with.

Posted by RJT on Jul-06-2006 00:30:

All I know is that vaginas feel terrific.

Posted by magikb on Jul-06-2006 00:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
you can't really solve us until we solve ourselves

lol.. this is the #1 key point in this thread. Take notes boys

Posted by l�cid on Jul-06-2006 00:43:

you can't just solve women. we're not math problems. we're forever-changing, spontaneous, indesicive and confusing animals.

meeee-ow.

Posted by RJT on Jul-06-2006 00:44:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
you can't just solve women. we're not math problems. we're forever-changing, spontaneous, indesicive and confusing animals.

meeee-ow.

With terrific feeling vaginas.

Don't forget those!

Posted by l�cid on Jul-06-2006 00:48:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ RJT
With terrific feeling vaginas.

Don't forget those!

not all women have terrific feeling vaginas though. i didn't want to generalize.

some women have sad vaginas.

Posted by dallastar on Jul-06-2006 00:54:

the vagine is a tunnel of happiness! so silky, juicy and soft!

Posted by RJT on Jul-06-2006 00:54:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
not all women have terrific feeling vaginas though.

This is just like when I found out there isn't a Santa Clause.

Up until you posted that, vaginas were magic to me.

Posted by dallastar on Jul-06-2006 00:55:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
not all women have terrific feeling vaginas though. i didn't want to generalize.

some women have sad vaginas.

I have a happy vagine!
it would be even happier if it had a friend to come in and say hello every once in a while

Posted by Danny Ocean on Jul-06-2006 01:03:

quote:
Originally posted by dallastar
I have a happy vagine!
it would be even happier if it had a friend to come in and say hello every once in a while

pics of your happy vagina, maybe i can find a friend for it.

Posted by dallastar on Jul-06-2006 01:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Danny Ocean
pics of your happy vagina, maybe i can find a friend for it.

thanks

I think you live to far, and I can't stand long distance relationships!

I have heard this is a pretty good feeling impersonator palm friend!

Posted by RJT on Jul-06-2006 01:10:

Your vagina creeps me out.

Posted by dallastar on Jul-06-2006 01:21:

R
quote:
Originally posted by DJ RJT
Your vagina creeps me out.
S O R R Y

Posted by dallastar on Jul-06-2006 01:22:

IT'S REALLY A DEEP DARK HOLE!

Posted by OnePercent on Jul-06-2006 04:35:

Um, what are those really sexy brown stains next to your happy vagina? Please say chocolate.

Posted by Ivand on Jul-06-2006 17:40:

quote:
Originally posted by OnePercent
Um, what are those really sexy brown stains next to your happy vagina? Please say chocolate.

maybe she has only 1 hole down there

vaginooper?

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