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you're making me feel emo again like in the 8th grade when u guys got me so emo i started writing about killing u all and then my art teacher found my notebook and then i was sent to the school police and they called the police and put me in a hopsital and that ruined my life cus i had to go to an alternative school where i couldn't stregnthen my relationship with Alicia Munguia who was the only girl that ever really dug me but then the moved away and she gave me her email adress and when i emailed her she never emailed me back and then that made me cut my arms and then i joined tranceaddict and then BOOM, i suddenly became a loser

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Originally posted by DjConfessions you're making me feel emo again like in the 8th grade when u guys got me so emo i started writing about killing u all and then my art teacher found my notebook and then i was sent to the school police and they called the police and put me in a hopsital and that ruined my life cus i had to go to an alternative school where i couldn't stregnthen my relationship with Alicia Munguia who was the only girl that ever really dug me but then the moved away and she gave me her email adress and when i emailed her she never emailed me back and then that made me cut my arms and then i joined tranceaddict and then BOOM, i suddenly became a loser

dude, seriously go for guys.Anyone who thinks like you and ass penetration go hand in hand

inb4dacock

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak dude, seriously go for guys.Anyone who thinks like you and ass penetration go hand in hand inb4dacock

does anyone know an Alicia Munguia and can convince her to come back to San Diego?

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak dude, seriously go for guys.Anyone who thinks like you and ass penetration go hand in hand

if not /\ that:

warmed lotion + hand (yours apparently) + durrty movie/mag = release of built up sperm which = you not as desparate + pathetic sounding perhaps?

trying to help

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Originally posted by DjConfessions you're making me feel emo again like in the 8th grade when u guys got me so emo i started writing about killing u all and then my art teacher found my notebook and then i was sent to the school police and they called the police and put me in a hopsital and that ruined my life cus i had to go to an alternative school where i couldn't stregnthen my relationship with Alicia Munguia who was the only girl that ever really dug me but then the moved away and she gave me her email adress and when i emailed her she never emailed me back and then that made me cut my arms and then i joined tranceaddict and then BOOM, i suddenly became a loser

do us a favor delete this thread then delete yourself. kthxbye

i wear gel in my hair and have the same glasses as the guy from linkin park. how can i not be getting the chicks

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Originally posted by DjConfessions i wear gel in my hair and have the same glasses as the guy from linkin park. how can i not be getting the chicks

You have to be aggressive. Hit them with chairs, they'll understand.

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Originally posted by Demoted You have to be aggressive. Hit them with chairs, they'll understand.

I don't get this whole passive/aggressive thing with the ladies. if it hit a girl i get told i have anger problems. if i am too passive i get called a fag. it makes me just wanna pull my pubes out

i heard jack osbourne has a girlfriend

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Originally posted by Demoted You have to be aggressive. Hit them with chairs, they'll understand.

+1
put them in a full nelson and scream "i dont know how to use it but i will poke you" at the top of your lungs.Sure you will get arrested, but it will also probably be the closest you ever get to a female.Jail time is an added bonus where you can work on your macking techniques with 300lb cafeteria workers.Go for the spider tatoo...its prison for be gentle.

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Originally posted by Demoted You have to be aggressive. Hit them with chairs, they'll understand.

OR
eat healthy, workout, get a tan, lose the glasses, wear TAG and chew trident white

that may be the step in the right direction.

Dear Desparate,

Headbutt her that way you can't be arrested for throwing a punch.

Sincerely,

Zidane

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Originally posted by Azia OR eat healthy, workout, get a tan, lose the glasses, wear TAG and chew trident white that may be the step in the right direction.

eat healthy....check
workout....hella check
get a tan....natural
lose the glasses....no way. they are a part of my persona
wear tag....no way. that's part of a social movement and i'm not part of the MTV crowd
chew trident white.....check


maybe i'm just ugly

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Originally posted by DjConfessions maybe i'm just ugly

pix or stfu

Re: a girl talked to me today (and she was developed)

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Originally posted by DjConfessions i was doing the usual "knock your co-workers name tag off" deal today at work cus it wasn't busy and the stores weekly ad totalled sucked cock. So i am in the championship round with G-money and then there is this totally hot girl at customer service. I'm lookin at her and I don't know wether she is 12 or 20 but who cares, u know. as long as u don't touch u can imagine, rite. So anyways, whatever happens and she and her grandmother come over to my register and i'm like "yo." and she's like "hi." and i'm like "getting an Ipod, eh?" and she's like "ya." and that was it. i processed her credit card and she walked out on my life she was 23 years old.

LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY!!!!!

Why do you make posts like this? I remember your posts under DJ Slain, and this is an obvious charade.

'Ooo Look at me, I am so crazy and random.' No, you are not. You're not funny either.

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Originally posted by Azia pix or stfu

give us fair warning so we can close our eyes

here's my profile


here's the lower half of my face

lol

exactly. I thought I remembered seeing that pic, that's where my advice came from just barely. and I'll stick w it.

Whats on your tongue.?

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Originally posted by DjConfessions here's my profile here's the lower half of my face

it has been confirmed
penis is your only options
most women cant handle the amount of booze it would take.
you look like a cumdumpster

Re: Re: a girl talked to me today (and she was developed)

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY!!!!! Why do you make posts like this? I remember your posts under DJ Slain, and this is an obvious charade. 'Ooo Look at me, I am so crazy and random.' No, you are not. You're not funny either.

i post under DJ Slain or i post under DjConfessions. Either way...i post. stop me

oh no! he has the "angles" and we all know what that means...

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak penis is your only option

exactly. it only hurts for a couple minutes.

tell them to be slow, lotsa lube, mouth gag, start w finger, and eventually it may feel good.

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Originally posted by jonSun Whats on your tongue.?

what else could it be but dog cum

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak most women cant handle the amount of booze it would take.

what about GHB

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