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Originally posted by Zild I'm not cyber sisters with any of those worthless ****rags.

pillow fight!!

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Originally posted by Zild I'm not cyber sisters with any of those worthless ****rags.

No nails, you bitches!

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Originally posted by Zeonfiend No nails, you bitches!

Re: TXTA Flame Warriors Thread

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Originally posted by davemolina Take From Flame Warrior Page Here Hey Guys, this is pretty funny stuff. Read along and suggest which TXTA deserves a title... TXTA Flame Warrior Roster Evil Clown TXTA Equivalent = Dirk W Evil Clown is very quick with a joke, but his jests always have a barb. He has little patience for in-depth discussions and will often disrupt exchanges between serious forum participants by introducing irrelevant topics, fatuous quips, and offhand comments. His greatest thrill is to taunt and humiliate weaker or more plodding Warriors with his snappy ripostes. Not a particularly powerful Warrior, Evil Clown will attempt to avoid defeat by accusing his attacker of having no sense of humor. Eagle Scout TXTA Equivalent = Diggerz Eagle Scout is a positive, constructive Warrior who endeavors to submit original articles which contain useful content and relevant information with supporting citations and links, thus initiating meaningful discussion threads. Eagle Scout regards the internet as an uplifting, egalitarian, worldwide arena for the exchange of ideas among intelligent, thinking individuals. He does not openly attack, but will (ever tactfully) chastise disruptive comments, gratuitous insults and cretinous insipidity. He is always kind and helpful to Newbie, and will shrug off even the most egregious insults. Eagle Scout is loathed with a poisonous intensity by Evil Clown, Jerk, Enfant Provocateur and Ego. CAUTION: Sometimes Imposter, Evil Clown or Troller will masquerade as Eagle Scout. There have also been reports of Eagle Scout becoming Jekyl and Hyde. Jerk TXTA Equivalent = Zild Jerk is sarcastic, mean, unforgiving and never misses an opportunity to make a cutting remark. Jerk's repulsive personality quickly alienates other Warriors, and after some initial skirmishing he is usually ostracized. Still, Jerk is very happy to participate in electronic forums because in cyberspace he is free to be himself...without the risk of getting a real-time punch in the mouth Newbie TXTA Equivalent = DJJonas Unsteady in his knowledge of computers and cyberculture Newbie perambulates the internet, blithely stumbling his way into discussion forums. He seldom reads the FAQs and is utterly clueless about the basics of netiquette. When engaged in battle Newbie's usual tactical gambit is to feign helplessness, often going limp or crying when cornered. While Newbie doesn't seek conflict he will lash out comically when his feelings are hurt. Most Warriors will either ignore Newbie or treat him with mild disdain, but a few, such as Jerk and Evil Clown, take special pleasure in torturing him. Others, especially Propeller Head and Xenophobe, have a particular animus against Newbie and view his bumbling as an affront that must be punished.

Limp?

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Originally posted by diggerz User: Dave Molina Title: Ego For Ego, the discussion forum is all about him, and he regards discussions that stray from that topic as trivial dalliances. Although tolerant of an occasional shift in focus, Ego grows increasingly restive when the forum's attention shifts away from his interests, and he will often provoke conflict to reestablish himself as the subject at hand. Ego is one the the fiercest of all the Warriors and will fight to the death when attacked.

I think this could fit Dave too.

Abuser-Dave
Title-Big Cat

Big Cat would rather not fight...he enjoys peacefully observing forum conversations and laconically participates when the moods strikes. He playfully chases interesting threads, and from time to time uses a Newbie or Propellerhead as a convenient scratching post. He enjoys being stroked or petted, and tends to purr loudly. CAUTION: Don't be fooled by his fuzzy, playful exterior. When provoked, Big Cat reacts with lightning speed and almost always lands on his feet after an attack. Big Cat often indulges himself by toying with his victim before delivering his lethal blows.

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Originally posted by Zild I'm not cyber sisters with any of those worthless ****rags.

Grenade

Grenade isn't actually a Warrior, per se, but it's an ordnance so widely employed that no Flame Warriors guide would be complete without mentioning it. When lobbed into a discussion forum Grenade instantly blasts civil discourse into smoking rubble. Grenade's explosive content can be adjusted to the forum's interests. Typical detonating materials can be Bill Clinton, George Bush, gun control, homosexuality, Reagan, abortion, taxes, conspiracy theory, the NEA, welfare reform, etc. When facing certain defeat a Warrior can stall even the most determined attack with a diversionary explosion. Grenade can bea particularly destructive weapon in the hands of Evil Clown, Issues, Troglodyte or even Weenie, but almost any Warrior can use it to gain a temporary strategic advantage. Eagle Scout has been known to throw himself upon Grenade to save the forum.

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Originally posted by djjonas I think this could fit Dave too. Abuser-Dave Title-Big Cat Big Cat would rather not fight...he enjoys peacefully observing forum conversations and laconically participates when the moods strikes. He playfully chases interesting threads, and from time to time uses a Newbie or Propellerhead as a convenient scratching post. He enjoys being stroked or petted, and tends to purr loudly. CAUTION: Don't be fooled by his fuzzy, playful exterior. When provoked, Big Cat reacts with lightning speed and almost always lands on his feet after an attack. Big Cat often indulges himself by toying with his victim before delivering his lethal blows.

Nah. His Duelist status with Dirk prevents that.

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Originally posted by Inconspicuous Nah. His Duelist status with Dirk prevents that.

That's true. But he only duels with Dirk because that is the only time he thinks he can win.

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Originally posted by djjonas That's true. But he only duels with Dirk because that is the only time he thinks he can win.

and hes wrong if he ever thinks that. dont underestimate dave though - he may look mentally retarded in real life, but dont let it fool you. he can be quite vicious and witty in the attacks.

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Originally posted by Dirk W. and hes wrong if he ever thinks that. dont underestimate dave though - he may look mentally retarded in real life, but dont let it fool you. he can be quite vicious and witty in the attacks.

Dave's just a browny hound. I pay him no mind

Dirk and Jonas,

Thanks for turning my once proud thread into your own personal TXTA Girl Scout meeting...

Jotos.

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Originally posted by davemolina Dirk and Jonas, Thanks for turning my once proud thread into your own personal TXTA Girl Scout meeting... Jotos.

thats classic. looks like tlc in their early years

-ryan

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Originally posted by davemolina Dirk and Jonas, Thanks for turning my once proud thread into your own personal TXTA Girl Scout meeting... Jotos.

Anytime I can ruin anything your proud of, just call on me.

I can picture the words "Teh Win" superimposed on the picture.

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Originally posted by jonas Anytime I can ruin anything your proud of, just call on me.

......and ya lost me.

it looks like dave has a new playdate

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Originally posted by Dirk W. it looks like dave has a new playdate

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Originally posted by djjonas ......and ya lost me.

Hey, when are you and Dirk selling those cookies again? I've been craving some Thin Mints.

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Originally posted by djjonas I think this could fit Dave too. Abuser-Dave Title-Big Cat Big Cat would rather not fight...he enjoys peacefully observing forum conversations and laconically participates when the moods strikes. He playfully chases interesting threads, and from time to time uses a Newbie or Propellerhead as a convenient scratching post. He enjoys being stroked or petted, and tends to purr loudly. CAUTION: Don't be fooled by his fuzzy, playful exterior. When provoked, Big Cat reacts with lightning speed and almost always lands on his feet after an attack. Big Cat often indulges himself by toying with his victim before delivering his lethal blows.

Armando is Big Cat...no question about that!!!

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Originally posted by davemolina Hey, when are you and Dirk selling those cookies again? I've been craving some Thin Mints.

I'm at your front door right now.

[inserts rounds in chamber]

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