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Posted by l�cid on Aug-09-2006 15:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
burn it down, blame it on an electrical fire. And when they ask why you have no pants on, tell them you took em off to run faster.

Lucas - try throwing an ad up on craigslist.org to see if maybe you can find someone who will sublease it. you might get lucky.

otherwise, is there any way you can make up some sort of story and tell them you have to break your lease? i've never broken a lease before so i don't know if it's better or worse than getting evicted. you might want to read through your lease just to figure out what the best option might be.

oh, and if you're gonna throw wild parties... don't forget to invite us.

Posted by placebo on Aug-09-2006 15:22:

Posted by ElBazzo on Aug-09-2006 16:15:

Start a Cult and continously invite your landlord to come to your meetings.

Keep on asking them to they know where you could get cocaine, heroin etc.

Posted by Slylee on Aug-09-2006 16:27:

advertise your apt. for rent on craigslist and get someone to live there and pay rent, but don't tell the apt. complex people. if it's a big enough complex (as opposed to renting a condo from a landlord who makes frequent visits to you), they shouldn't even notice.

then, u get ur rent paid (assuming the person who starts renting it out is responsible) and u get to move out.

u might even be able to make some money off it and advertise the apt. for $50 more than u are paying and u can pocket that each month.

Posted by placebo on Aug-09-2006 16:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
advertise your apt. for rent on craigslist and get someone to live there and pay rent, but don't tell the apt. complex people. if it's a big enough complex (as opposed to renting a condo from a landlord who makes frequent visits to you), they shouldn't even notice.

then, u get ur rent paid (assuming the person who starts renting it out is responsible) and u get to move out.

u might even be able to make some money off it and advertise the apt. for $50 more than u are paying and u can pocket that each month.

but what if the person who is living there starts doing illegal shit, wouldn't you be held responsible for that.

Posted by Slylee on Aug-09-2006 16:46:

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Originally posted by placebo
but what if the person who is living there starts doing illegal shit, wouldn't you be held responsible for that.

yes, and that's a risk you take when u do something like that. try to rent it out to an older lady or something as opposed to a 20 something year old single guy who works at a pizza place...or to a single mom or something...i dunno. but just use your judgment when pulling a stunt like that.

or u can just level with your landlord. be honest with him and see what he says. u never know. by letting u out of your lease, he can advertise it again for more money AND he'll get another deposit...so maybe he can work something out with u, because it'll kind of be like a win/win situation.

Posted by DJ Chrono on Aug-09-2006 17:06:

I think the easiest is.. to just stop paying your rent, no?
would you be responsible for the years rent..? What makes it any differt if they kick you out for causing trouble compared to kicking you out for not paying rent. Both ways you are breaking your lease early and they have to find new tenants.

Posted by lucas ss on Aug-09-2006 20:13:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid

Lucas - try throwing an ad up on craigslist.org to see if maybe you can find someone who will sublease it. you might get lucky.

otherwise, is there any way you can make up some sort of story and tell them you have to break your lease? i've never broken a lease before so i don't know if it's better or worse than getting evicted. you might want to read through your lease just to figure out what the best option might be.

oh, and if you're gonna throw wild parties... don't forget to invite us.

ahh, craigslist, good idea

i already told them my situation and they really could care less. if i don't pay rent and they evict me, i'll still be responsible for rent for the rest of the year. if i do something to make them evict me, i'm not responsible for rent for the rest of the year. hopefully subleasing will work out...or i could just not pay rent, get evicted, and then declare bankruptcy which would nullify that debt...

Posted by gehzumteufel on Aug-10-2006 01:47:

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Originally posted by DJ Lucas
...or i could just not pay rent, get evicted, and then declare bankruptcy which would nullify that debt...

haha good luck trying. bankruptcy is hard as hell to file now.

Posted by glass on Aug-10-2006 02:24:

Lucas people sublease in madison all the time. Your location helps it out too. But seriously, we need to have a MWTA Madjam. Its been a while since I've partied in madison. Think I still know a few girls out there, and the robobo could find a few. Umm...anyone anyone.

Posted by lucas ss on Aug-10-2006 17:39:

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Originally posted by glass
Lucas people sublease in madison all the time. Your location helps it out too. But seriously, we need to have a MWTA Madjam. Its been a while since I've partied in madison. Think I still know a few girls out there, and the robobo could find a few. Umm...anyone anyone.

i already have a guy interested in subleasing, so it's starting to look okay.

yeah, we could definately throw a party....i usually get my party fix with our weekly melodic sessions, but it gets kinda old going to the same place almost every friday night.

but we should do a one-time night perhaps at pizzeria uno's on state...the perfect size and location for a TAish crowd...i'll start initial trade negotiations.

Posted by aquila on Aug-10-2006 23:08:

Take a shit on your landlord's car. Leave a note on your door saying, "It was mine!"

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