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Sekou and Virgilio will have an all out survivor battle!!
but seriously, hippie girl is a rollergirl/performance artist.
come on now, stereotypes are the best thing in the damn world!!
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I'll be watching this one
this show is overplayed.
Think I'll give this reality show one more season!
I was not too impressed with last season.
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| Originally posted by Arsalan this show is overplayed. |
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| Originally posted by preppie chick pffft. your avatar is overplayed. lol. |
Hmmm,
Looks like the casting directory went with the safe options this season. I know its billed as a survivor where racial tensions will be high, but if that's the case wouldn't it have made more sense to have the following personalities on the show:
1 Angry black woman - Why ? Cause no other demographic brings more drama to a stale show like survivor then a big, black ghetto bitch. I picture her name being Shanikqua, she's from Compton, works as a hairdresser, has 4 kids, her baby daddy gone and she's got a golden weave. Oh, and the bitch can't swim...
1 former neonazi - We don't know of his nazi past till sweeps week, when he suddenly drops his shorts to reveal the Swastika he's got tattooed on his asscheeks. I dunno why it's there...but i figure if it were on his chest, we'd find out sooner, and the dramatic impact of the revelation would be lost.
1 redneck - useful for catching fish, building bear traps, and drinking beer. His general state of ignorance gives way to backward ass comments about other races, which we initially deplore, but later reluctantly accept as we realize it ain't his fault...that his daddy and his momma are cousins. The redneck redeems himself towards the end of the season, citing the Survivor experience as having broadened his horizons to cultural and racial diversity in America. We even get to watch a blossoming romance between him and the big booty hoe, it's all very sickly sweet. That is until, one fateful night when in a drunken stupor, he calls her a biatch and all hell breaks lose. In a genre defining moment, she stabs his white ass.
2 fags - divided across racial lines, so as to end the debate on which race is more flamboyant. They've previously had a few white fags on the show so an Asian twinkie, or a Latin burrito might be a nice change. Either way, having two fags is essential. That way, they can have jungle walkoffs against one another, and make catty remarks about the men/women/other fags that we all love to hear. Gotta be effeminate though, that's absolutely critical ! Big, fucking Homo's who bench 300lbs and work as firemen scare hetromales...we want TV to keep perpetrating the myth that all fags are built like little girls.
1 Openly homophobic individual & 3-4 closet homophobes - To spark debate and counterbalance the homo index on the island. I mean, for every fag, you've gotta have at least 1 guy who hates (fears) em right? That guys gotta be vocal, unapologetic and a miserable asshole so it makes for good conflict, which makes for good TV. That way, we the audience get to judge him and feel all superior - we also secretly get to laugh everytime he makes those fairies cry.
3 Jocks (1 has to be white, 1 has to be black - the other can be Hispanic or Asian, doesn't matter really cause neither race is any good at sports anyway). This sets up the classic battle of black vs white. Jesse Owens vs the Horse. I go with Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57 and always bet on Black ! A word of warning though - it's imperitive that the show not cast more then 1 young black man...an increase and you face the very real possibility that they'll refer to one other as nigga all the time, which makes white people (excluding the Nazi) very uncomfortable. There's also the effect black men have on white women, valuable possessions and the fact that nobody wants to listen to hiphop when they're trapped on a deserted island to consider. One cool black cat, that's all survivor really needs.
And finally...
4 Hot chicks - Yeah, you might think that's a lot, and you're probably saying he just wants to see a four pairs of tits scampering up the beach in their bikinis...but I assure you, it's a selection based on reason. Cause let's face it - most hot chicks are completely stupid right. The only reason they 'survive' is cause they whore em self out to the alpha males. We need at least 4, so they last 4 weeks into the season. This'll keep the young male population who watch the show happy. And, if two of the hot chicks turn out to be lesbians...and for whatever reason, those 2 lesbians get into a cat fight where their tops come off, and they fall into a big mudpit...well, it'll just be an extra level of deliciousness that goes into the making of this fine TV program!
^^^^holy shitballs.
that's some funny ass shit.
maybe they will throw in a butch lesbo and a mother of 8.
Atleast we know the Asian tribe won't starve to death eating Rice!!
AWw!
my fave survivor was :
And Chris form the one before this past one.
then Colby....then elisabeth
I liked neleh too ^___^
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| Originally posted by exstasie Atleast we know the Asian tribe won't starve to death eating Rice!! |
Damn those are some funny posts, i kinda wanna watch this show now, if i had tv, guess it will be downloadable somewhere but thats to much work
hey does anyone else see the worng in seperating people by race... and they have noone represanting the brown brothers from the pakistani countries etc
What's the point of having terrorists on a deserted island, who're they gonna blow up ? There's only like 16 people there, and 75% of those aren't white.
Besides, brown people don't do well in extreme conditions. They can't eat snails and cow brains, they're not phyically stronger then any of the other races...so, unless Survivor needs people to drive taxi's or prepare curry or fix computers, there really isn't any need for brown people on that damn island.
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| Originally posted by dEsidEL heh hilarious ..  |
what an idea
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14506203/
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NYC officials want to stop segregated �Survivor� 'How could anybody be so desperate for ratings?� asks one city councilman Updated: 9:30 p.m. ET Aug 24, 2006 NEW YORK - A group of New York City officials blasted CBS and its hit series �Survivor� on Thursday, a day after the network announced that the teams on the new season of the reality show will be divided by race. Saying that the setup will promote divisiveness, the officials called on CBS to reconsider its plans. �The idea of having a battle of the races is preposterous,� said City Councilman John Liu. �How could anybody be so desperate for ratings?� For the first portion of the 13th season of �Survivor,� which premieres Sept. 14, the contestants competing for the $1 million prize while stranded on the Cook Islands in the South Pacific will be divided into four teams � blacks, Asians, Latinos and whites. Liu, who is Asian-American, said he was launching a campaign urging CBS to pull the show because it could encourage racial division and promote negative typecasts. He and a coalition of officials, including the council�s black, Latino and Asian caucus, planned to rally at City Hall on Friday. In a statement, CBS Entertainment, which is part of New York-based CBS Corp., defended the ethnic twist, saying it follows the show�s tradition of introducing new creative elements and casting structures that reflect cultural and social issues. �CBS fully recognizes the controversial nature of this format but has full confidence in the producers and their ability to produce the program in a responsible manner,� the statement said. ��Survivor� is a program that is no stranger to controversy and has always answered its critics on the screen.� Click for related content �Survivor�s� new racial divide New �Survivor� to divide teams by race Last season, the show divided contestants into groups of older men, younger men, older women and younger women. The show�s host, Jeff Probst, said the network was aware this season�s race ploy might offend viewers. �It�s very risky because you�re bringing up a topic that is a hot button,� he told The Associated Press service for younger readers. �There�s a history of segregation you can�t ignore. It is part of our history. �For that, it�s much safer to say, �No, let�s just stick with things the way they are. Let�s don�t be the network to rock the boat. Let�s not have �Survivor� try something new,�� he said. �But the biases from home can�t affect you. This is an equal opportunity game.� � 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. |
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| Liu, who is Asian-American, said he was launching a campaign urging CBS to pull the show because it could encourage racial division and promote negative typecasts. He and a coalition of officials, including the council�s black, Latino and Asian caucus, planned to rally at City Hall on Friday. |
This should be controversy!! But it'll make for a good season.
The merging will deff. be the best part.
I *heart* this show.
I cant wait to have cable again when i move to my new place..i am going to become a couch potato!! mmm comfy new couches...
interesting concept...
... i'm wondering how the show will pan out once people start dropping out? will their be a choice for the merges/assimilations?
will not miss this one for sure.
hispanic isn't a race 
they should call the african-american team NWA
lol
fuck the po-lice
lol
k thanks bye
well the premiere was 2nite, but i got home late..
anyone catch ?
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