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or is it next to the planet penis?
poor joke 
I think it's pretty good for makin' it up!
Song Parodies -> Uranus!
"Tomorrow" Based on the performance by Annie Cast
"Uranus!" Parody by Spaff.com
Uranus is named for the Greek god, father of twelve of the Titans. (Hence the expression "Uranus Titans.")
Let's sing a song for
Uranus
Seventh planet from the sun
Uranus
It's cyan!
I'd love to explore
Uranus
Someday I'll touch down there and
Be famous
Like Roseanne!
Though they say that it's dark
And stark
And gassy
And no one should go there
But Cher
And J -
Lo -
My candle burns on!
Uranus!
Make a wish and blow it out!
Uranus!
It's your day!
Uranus!
Uranus!
It's asstral!
Uranus!
Though some say
It turns - side - ways!
Make movies about
Uranus!
Betcha they'd get two thumbs up!
Uranus!
Freakin' A!
[Big Broadway finish]
URANUS!
URANUS!
SO HUGE IT
LOOKS HEINOUS!
FROM TWO BILLION
MILES -
A -
WAY!
Pulling humor from Uranus
Posted by Ryland on March 21, 2005
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Matt: My hate-o-meter is at its highest possible setting today.
Ryland: Your horoscope reads: "Today is a good day to kill someone. An interesting thing is happening in Uranus."
Matt: Uranus jokes are always funny.
Ryland: they never get old, do they
Matt: The best joke ever would be to show someone getting hit in the balls with a planet from a model solar system and then have someone say "He slammed his cock into Uranus!"
Ryland: Maybe if I saw the video... but that doesn't sound like the best joke ever
Ryland: because he didn't really slam his cock into it
Matt: It's a work in progress.
Matt: What if he tripped?
Ryland: and plus it hit him in the balls, so it would be like "He slammed his balls into Uranus!"
Ryland: which goes beyond humor into bizarre fetish porn
Matt: It's not easy coming up with the best joke ever. There are going to be setbacks.
Ryland: I'm cutting your joke development budget.
Matt: You can't do that!
Matt: It's these damn budget cuts that are keeping me from being funny in the first place!
Ryland: Maybe you can pull some extra funding out of Uranus. BOOYAH
Matt: Laugh away, jizz-face. We'll see who gets the last laugh.
Matt: I'll be laughing all the way to Uranus!
Ryland: Now you're getting somewhere!
Matt: That's right! I'm getting into . . . Uranus!
Ryland: You could develop it into a comedy bit much like "Who's on first"
Ryland: Two guys in a spaceship, going to Uranus
Matt: Who's going to touch Uranus first?
Ryland: I'm not setting foot on Uranus without my space suit.
Matt: I've heard Uranus smells horrible.
Ryland: Sir, instruments detect some kind of gaseous emissions coming from Uranus!
Matt: ^^^classic
Matt: You'll note that these rings were caused by a vast amount of matter being ejected from Uranus.
Ryland: YES
Matt: We just solved comedy.
Ryland: Funding reinstated.
Matt: Turned out the funding really DID come out of Uranus!
Matt: I mean . . . um, my . . . anus.
Matt: Hey, have you noticed that "Uranus" sounds a lot like "Your Anus"?
Matt: Wow, those jokes up there just got a LOT funnier!
Matt: gaseous emissions from YOUR ANUS????? I get it!
Matt: Funny stuff!
Ryland: Funding revoked.
You know what's most important?
Is if another TA is willing to eat Uranus or not!
If no one wants to eat your ass.... Uranus is out!
Let's all get drunk and make this thread fun.
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| Originally posted by fitom tiel Let's all get drunk and make this thread fun. |
Touche. We could try.
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