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I really hope you're serious because you don't deserve the privilege of veiwing my posts.
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| Originally posted by Zild I really hope you're serious because you don't deserve the privilege of veiwing my posts. |
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| Originally posted by djjonas Grow some hair on your dick and get out of SA once before you start spouting shallow irrelavant philiosophy to the masses that feel nothing but empathy for your dumbass anyway, youngen'. Good luck with the bitterness, hell stricken philosphy and paranoia that everyone is a racist. You'll go far. Go get 'em tiger!!!!! Raaaarrrrrrr! |
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| Originally posted by djjonas Grow some hair on your dick and get out of SA once before you start spouting shallow irrelavant philiosophy to the masses that feel nothing but empathy for your dumbass anyway, youngen'. Good luck with the bitterness, hell stricken philosphy and paranoia that everyone is a racist. You'll go far. Go get 'em tiger!!!!! Raaaarrrrrrr! |
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| Originally posted by Zeonfiend Seven grammatical and/or spelling errors in this post alone. He got right under your skin, didn't he? |
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| Originally posted by Zeonfiend Seven grammatical and/or spelling errors in this post alone. He got right under your skin, didn't he? |
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| Originally posted by Zild So you're saying you feel empathy for me? To tell you the truth I wish you no ill will. I was just fucking with you. That's how we do it around here. |
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant (Dave), who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your
trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the
main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bitch."
Why is there never a nativity recreation anywhere on the UT campus at Christmas time?
You can't find three wise men or a virgin anywhere.
hehehe, what are you talking about?
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