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Re: hilarious story
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| Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit ok I was walkig with my chinese buddy hes like 30 years old or soemthing he doesnt want to tell me his age but whatever hes fairly old and hes taking university courses with me. So we're walking outside and its dark and all of a sudden i see a raccoon. and its like right beside us. Im like OHHHHHHHH SHIT! A RACOON. Then he's like "ya.. ive killed one of those before." I was like "no shit? really?" and he was like "yea aoubt ten years ago.. then i cooked it in a soup, it tastes delicious.!" Then i said "WOW man.. thats great.. youd survive in the jungle!" |
the funny is that he was in ottawa and he killed a racoon and ate it.
Wow, you came back and this is what you post?
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| Originally posted by Allied Nations Wow, you came back and this is what you post? |
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| Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit alot has been giong on in my life |
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| Originally posted by Allied Nations I beg to differ- |
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| Originally posted by stren prolly serious, those crazy chinamen eat dogs  |
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| Originally posted by Erotic Buddha stop generalizing you fucking **** |
Yea, its about as funny as watching someone getting an enema.
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| Originally posted by Vlad Yea, its about as funny as watching someone getting an enema. |
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| Originally posted by Erotic Buddha stop generalizing you fucking **** edit: wow you can't even say "cu nt" |
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| Originally posted by stren no, I will, cause its fun. Last time i checked this was chill out room, so chill |
Seriously Karim, you fail at stories.
Retell the story about how you were dragging the handicapped girl around the dancefloor. Or the one you elbowed in the face.
This was funnier:
<+Nrg2Nfinit> my pick up line one time was
<+Nrg2Nfinit> you have nicer breasts than your friend
<+Nrg2Nfinit> and then i followed that up with
<+Nrg2Nfinit> i saw you in a porno i think
<+Nrg2Nfinit> and then she walked away
<+Nrg2Nfinit> this is why i only get seriously retarded on new years
<+VividBoy> hahahahahaha
<+Tetsuo> lmfao
Well I've never had cow brains but I've had buffalo burgers and gator tail...
Taste like chicken! 
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| Originally posted by KilldaDJ hey, wanna come over, rent some buttporn and get a bucket of panda? |
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| Originally posted by Sand Leaper This was funnier: <+Nrg2Nfinit> my pick up line one time was <+Nrg2Nfinit> you have nicer breasts than your friend <+Nrg2Nfinit> and then i followed that up with <+Nrg2Nfinit> i saw you in a porno i think <+Nrg2Nfinit> and then she walked away <+Nrg2Nfinit> this is why i only get seriously retarded on new years <+VividBoy> hahahahahaha <+Tetsuo> lmfao |
I doubt even Billy Connolly could raise a laugh from anyone with that story. It's not funny in the slightest. And the way you told it not only made it 'unfunnier' than it already was, but, like, ya know, whatever... irritating as well.
I don't think i've ever laughed at anything you've had to say. I reckon you are probably just a boring person; and this is mainly personified by your posts on here. And don't take offence to that - I mean a lot of people are boring and still nice people. You might not be a nice person either, but I really wouldn't know. I do know you're boring though. You will more than likely take an equally boring wife, and raise equally boring children, and then go on to live a very pleasant, but very boring and 'unfunny' life. 
Don't start threads.
lol
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| Originally posted by stren no, I will, cause its fun. Last time i checked this was chill out room, so chill |
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| Originally posted by Erotic Buddha polish people eat goat feces for breakfast |
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| Originally posted by UWM You're as pleasant as hemmerhoids. |
Hemorrhoid. Sorry.
piles
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