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Posted by Orbax on Nov-18-2006 14:50:

I already did!


Posted by OrZonE on Nov-18-2006 21:58:

quote:
Originally posted by astroboy
meh who can be bothered with cyrillics.


That I can definitely agree with. The comment was in regards to his grammar/spelling.


Posted by DjConfessions on Nov-18-2006 22:02:

what's a garbage disposal? is that like a computerized trash chute?


Posted by Orbax on Nov-18-2006 22:09:

It handles cans and bottles poorly, Id limit it to mammals, peels, and #2 plastics.


Posted by Yan on Nov-18-2006 22:16:

quote:
Originally posted by OrZonE
That I can definitely agree with. The comment was in regards to his grammar/spelling.


You should give me props. I'm not even Russian. I'm Moldovan.


Posted by astroboy on Nov-19-2006 00:34:

quote:
Originally posted by DjConfessions
what's a garbage disposal? is that like a computerized trash chute?


It's the thing that sounds like Chewbacca takin a shit


Posted by Psy-T on Nov-19-2006 00:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
See the girls aren't responding because they are thinking "Why should I wait. Its me, I deserve to not have to wait. Its broken he should fix it"

because they are forgetting that if THEY were doing something and you asked THEM to stop what they were doing so they could make the bed or something, theyd be furious.

Although, its easy to forget that because men are polite and wont ask you to do shit when youre busy!


you forget that women are impervious to logic


Posted by asfdz on Nov-19-2006 00:38:

My solution: 1)Avoid talking to man; distracting him from his "work". 2) Fix garbage disposal myself.


Posted by Allied Nations on Nov-19-2006 00:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Azia
My solution: 1)Avoid talking to man; distracting him from his "work". 2) Fix garbage disposal myself.



IMPOSSIBLE!


Posted by echosystm on Nov-19-2006 00:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
Contrary to modern belief, fapping is work.


ahahah sig material there if i ever saw it


Posted by echosystm on Nov-19-2006 00:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Allied Nations
IMPOSSIBLE!


+1. women just can't fix much (anything?) or think practically in any way. i'm not being sexist or anything, it's just fact. my sister once locked herself out of the house and sat there for 4 hours knowing that there was an open window with a set of keys just out of reach. i got home and used a piece of wire to fish it out. she was like...

OMFG UNPOSSIBLE! U R SUPERMANG!!

true story.

EDIT: btw, my sister is a journalism student (needed 95%+ grades) so shes not mentally disabled or anything afaik


Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Nov-19-2006 02:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Trance(PL)
This thread sucks

i hope you die


Posted by Lilith on Nov-19-2006 13:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Psy-T
you forget that women are impervious to logic


No, we just pretend we are so you die early and we collect your life insurance.


Posted by Psy-T on Nov-19-2006 14:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
No, we just pretend we are so you die early and we collect your life insurance.


and if we don't have life insurance?


Posted by Lilith on Nov-19-2006 14:10:

We make sure you get some...

Course the main reason too get males too fiddle with potentially lethal, spinning, explosive and maiming machines is because its a personal risk too oneself.
Why play with something that has the potential too cause bodily dismemberment or death when you can simply ask nicely for someone less clever too do it.


Posted by ZeJayMan on Nov-19-2006 15:08:


Posted by pvdAngel on Nov-19-2006 15:16:

Yeah, that's probably about right.


Posted by sherifyosti on Nov-19-2006 15:24:






Yyes Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes









females think only 4 babies ,

that's the main reason


Posted by superglo on Nov-20-2006 05:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
We make sure you get some...

Course the main reason too get males too fiddle with potentially lethal, spinning, explosive and maiming machines is because its a personal risk too oneself.
Why play with something that has the potential too cause bodily dismemberment or death when you can simply ask nicely for someone less clever too do it.


fuck. thats a very good point.
i've been had !
i'm not doing shit for a woman every again unless i receive head first.


Posted by Lilith on Nov-20-2006 12:04:

Well its not like I can't change sparkplugs, oil, spare tyres, brake pads or fix something like a blocked drain, garbage disposal unit and probably even fix my own computer most any other day.
It's just normally a lot easier too ask someone else too do it on the off chance they think I might like them, offering them money or simply not running the risk of me hurling something at your head and screaming a lot.

Look on the bright side, as Zoidberg would say "Hurray! I'm being useful!"


Posted by Orbax on Nov-20-2006 12:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
Well its not like I can't change sparkplugs, oil, spare tyres, brake pads or fix something like a blocked drain, garbage disposal unit and probably even fix my own computer most any other day.
It's just normally a lot easier too ask someone else too do it on the off chance they think I might like them, offering them money or simply not running the risk of me hurling something at your head and screaming a lot.

Look on the bright side, as Zoidberg would say "Hurray! I'm being useful!"


asking is fine, just not when they are busy.

"Dont talk to men when they are working" is a good one to remember.


Posted by sherifyosti on Nov-20-2006 13:02:

First

Sharing responsibilities is common 4 couples

NO ONE IS PERFICT

SO females should've kind of mercy even to themselves

wat's the problem with garbage



Sure when garbage takes her over
in sec i'll wash her


Posted by Orbax on Nov-20-2006 13:07:

quote:
Originally posted by sherifyosti
First

Sharing responsibilities is common 4 couples

NO ONE IS PERFICT

SO females should've kind of mercy even to themselves

wat's the problem with garbage



Sure when garbage takes her over
in sec i'll wash her


www.freetranslation.com

although they dont have an English to English translator lololol


Posted by sherifyosti on Nov-20-2006 13:16:

Thumbs down

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
www.freetranslation.com

although they dont have an English to English translator lololol


Thanks


u know well wat i mean
Edit:Sharing responsibilities is common

when rubbish takes u over
i'll splash u masturbatory

RIGHT?


Posted by astroboy on Nov-20-2006 13:20:

quote:
Originally posted by sherifyosti
First

Sharing responsibilities is common 4 couples

NO ONE IS PERFICT

SO females should've kind of mercy even to themselves

wat's the problem with garbage



Sure when garbage takes her over
in sec i'll wash her


Sherifyosti Hi!

I have happiness to reading your post, even myself. More recently you are not posting often times? Why!

If you wash her off the garbage she will be sure to take over with twice as much mercy unto herself. Thus problem with garbage is fixed.


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