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| Originally posted by Ygrene I held what I thought was a turd in for about 9 hours one day. Turned out to be the worlds largest fart. I farted so long, loud, and hard it made lol. Nary a turd to be found. I lost 2 pants sizes after that fart, that's how much volume it took up inside my body. |
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| Originally posted by Miss Bliss you are so quoteable but nah I won't do it cause YOU NASTY |
All day long. When I was a kid I was really shy and embarrassed about shitting in public. I remember in the third grade my parents would pick me up after work. Well they got busy this one day and forgot about me. I had been holding a shit all day long. Eventually I was in tears at the pain but I wouldn't tell anyone why I was crying. Some parent of one of my classmates offered to drive me home. I was squirming the whole way to my house and when I finally got home I exploded on the can. Even at the young age I remember giving my parents the fifth degree for leaving me there brewing in my own shit and piss. Really it was my fault at being so damn shy to take a friggin shit. I still hate to do it to this day but I get the job done.
beer sh*ts are the worst ahhahaa......and its not good to hold it in ...just leave the class jesus....
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| Originally posted by Vivid Boy well sometimes u hold it in so long u miss ur chance |
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| Originally posted by Magnus All day long. When I was a kid I was really shy and embarrassed about shitting in public. I remember in the third grade my parents would pick me up after work. Well they got busy this one day and forgot about me. I had been holding a shit all day long. Eventually I was in tears at the pain but I wouldn't tell anyone why I was crying. Some parent of one of my classmates offered to drive me home. I was squirming the whole way to my house and when I finally got home I exploded on the can. Even at the young age I remember giving my parents the fifth degree for leaving me there brewing in my own shit and piss. Really it was my fault at being so damn shy to take a friggin shit. I still hate to do it to this day but I get the job done. |
that's really bad go take a shit young man!!
Scene from American Pie where Finch is forced to take a shit in the girl's lavatory just popped in my mind. 
But FFS, if you gotta go, you gotta go!
Hehe I ate a Family Size box of Post Raisin Bran over two days (fri night - sun night). I've been blowing shit out my ass liek a trumpet ever since. Had to run to it at work a few times...theres no holding that shit (litteraly)
2 and half days maybe. i went camping and i couldnt take a nature shit for some reason, but the night we went i hadnt taken a shit since the day before, and we went for a couple of days, not to mention we had 12 lbs of meat between 4 people and we finished it all and all the other food we had, so yea, in the end, i had to spend at least 30 minutes on the toilet, its such a relief when you're done though, haha
Re: Holding it in.
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| Originally posted by Marc Summers I'm heading to class.. I have to shit. How long have you held a shit in? |
oh and theres no better feeling than taking a dump at work. n i dont mean on break or lunch. at my old job id hold it in on purpose jus so i could feel like i was being paid to take a shit hahahaha fukcers!
my cousin and i were watching playschool once, they were teaching us how to make paper aeroplanes. it was almost at the end and my cousin had been holding one for like the last 20 mins because he wanted to see the end.
he decided he couldnt hold it.
he let it out.
...then waited another 5 mins to watch the end.
the aeroplanes sucked.
BL
When I was in high school I went on a road trip to this small town that had an awesome beach. We booked 2 rooms at this beachside hotel between six of us. The second room was small & only had a double bed & a bathroom. I somehow managed to get that room with this girl Ive had the hots for for ages. Anyways on the second day I really had to take a megashit. We were lying in bed together messing around & all i could think about was trying to hold in this megashit. She said she was going to meet on of her friends outside & would be back in a half an hour. That was my chance to bolt into the bathroom & release the evil megshit from my bowels. I sprayed that toilet full of poop & nearly filled it up to the top. It smelt bad, real bad! I was on my first wipe when I heard the door open & she entered the hotel room with her friend. Her friend was like "whats that smell?". She called out to me & ask if I was there. I flushed the toilet & opened the door. The thick stinky air of the toilet filled the room & my pooper gases went up their noses. good times.
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| Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ When I was in high school I went on a road trip to this small town that had an awesome beach. We booked 2 rooms at this beachside hotel between six of us. The second room was small & only had a double bed & a bathroom. I somehow managed to get that room with this girl Ive had the hots for for ages. Anyways on the second day I really had to take a megashit. We were lying in bed together messing around & all i could think about was trying to hold in this megashit. She said she was going to meet on of her friends outside & would be back in a half an hour. That was my chance to bolt into the bathroom & release the evil megshit from my bowels. I sprayed that toilet full of poop & nearly filled it up to the top. I smelt bad, real bad! I was on my first wipe when I heard the door open & she entered the hotel room with her friend. Her friend was like "whats that smell?". She called out to me & ask if I was there. I flushed the toilet & opened the door. The thick stinky air of the toilet filled the room & my pooper gases went up their noses. good times. |
this thread makes me want to take a dump.
I just made a superdose of sinicuichi. Fuckin bitter. I used 100+ leaves boiled down to a few fl oz. Very curious about the effects. 
Everyone time if I needed to shit when I was in high school , I'd just go to the nurses office. The stalls were much more private and cleaner.
Once you hold it long enough the urge to poo goes away and then all is peaceful. Until the urge comes back and you sit on the can for 20 minutes pushing the hardened mass that has built up for hours and hours out, which, I've heard, can cause pink sock. (the pushing, not the holding)
did you know:
poop usually floats because you hold it in too long, thus forcing air into the poop. thus causing poop air pockets, thus causing poop floatation.
Almost a week, for real! It was while I was in the army a couple of years ago. We were out camping for 9 days I think, practicing all kinds of wartechniques. Took a shit on day 2 or 3, but I really hated doing it in the woods, so somehow I managed to hold it in for the rest of the time. Felt really good to get it out when we came back
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| Originally posted by nekholm Almost a week, for real! It was while I was in the army a couple of years ago. We were out camping for 9 days I think, practicing all kinds of wartechniques. Took a shit on day 2 or 3, but I really hated doing it in the woods, so somehow I managed to hold it in for the rest of the time. Felt really good to get it out when we came back |
Why not Shit your pants?
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| Originally posted by kanaytochyo Why not Shit your pants? |
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