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It doesn't?? Did you try it?

on the sour side.. warheads..
on the painful side.. anything TranceSeeker mentioned would pretty much sum it up

when a girl bit my tounge... damn freaks!

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery It doesn't?? Did you try it?

im a very bored person

my tounge hurts when i get an open wound on it, then expose it to citric acid, orange juice, salt and hydrosulfuric acid

Orange Juice.

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the only time my tongue really hurt is when i lick too much pussy

Haha... well for a girl, it's the same thing, just the other way around... Especially when you have a tongue ring Then it really hurts.
It also hurts when you press your tongue against a frozen pole.

~S~

hmmm

Tongue hurting diagnosis:

1. your burned it
2. you pierced/ cut it


3. you have herpes simplex(pick a letter) also known as a chancre.
On your lip its a cold sore.( nice euphuism hmmm? )
On your dick its Herpes(How ironic?)
Its a picky virus, it tends to bloom when the body is under stress




Surprisingly alot of people have some form of Herpes

my friend gets a cold sore on his upper lip and it looks nasty

he shares his drinks alot so go figure

but it only appears after he hasnt slept for 24 hours or more




yeah i prolly ruined this thread

sorry

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Originally posted by washcity Tongue hurting diagnosis: 1. your burned it 2. you pierced/ cut it 3. you have herpes simplex(pick a letter) also known as a chancre. On your lip its a cold sore.( nice euphuism hmmm? ) On your dick its Herpes(How ironic?) Its a picky virus, it tends to bloom when the body is under stress Surprisingly alot of people have some form of Herpes my friend gets a cold sore on his upper lip and it looks nasty he shares his drinks alot so go figure but it only appears after he hasnt slept for 24 hours or more yeah i prolly ruined this thread sorry

HAHAHA! I knew this girl once, She had such bad cold sores on her mouth, And she wanted me so bad, It was so gross wehn she tried to kiss me when I was at a party, She sat down on the arm rest, And started to move to me, So I pushed her off the armrest. People still make fun of her to this day. I think she does have herpes, Cause they were always their.

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Originally posted by extulas HAHAHA! I knew this girl once, She had such bad cold sores on her mouth, And she wanted me so bad, It was so gross wehn she tried to kiss me when I was at a party, She sat down on the arm rest, And started to move to me, So I pushed her off the armrest. People still make fun of her to this day. I think she does have herpes, Cause they were always their.

whahahahahaahahahahahhaaha


did she fall on the ground??

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Originally posted by extulas HAHAHA! I knew this girl once, She had such bad cold sores on her mouth, And she wanted me so bad, It was so gross wehn she tried to kiss me when I was at a party, She sat down on the arm rest, And started to move to me, So I pushed her off the armrest. People still make fun of her to this day. I think she does have herpes, Cause they were always their.

*apologizes in advance to that girl*

DUDE THATS STRAIGHT UP NASTY!!!!!!!! i just ate too!

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery It doesn't?? Did you try it?

I tried it once... IT HURRRRRRRRRRRRRTS!!!!!!!! Anyway my tongue hurts when:

1. I drink/eat any hot things. Eat, means "wet" foods like spaghetti sauce, etc.
2. When it gets cut and it gets pressed/touched later on...
3. When I drink/eat things WHILE it's cut.

I can't see HOW kissing/French kissing can make your tongue hurt! If that were the case, why do people still kiss for a while? Isn't kissing supposed to be a SOOTHING experience, NOT a bad experience??? Believe it or not, you can say WHATEVER YOU WANT, but, I NEVER kissed a girl yet! I just never had a "real" girlfriend! A lot of girls just don't like me because of what I listen to. They figure that I listen to it "once in a while" or, "during certain events" or, whenever I want to dance BUT, I listen to it ALL OF THE TIME! 24-7! TRANCE/TECHNO/AMBIENT/SPACE all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!! A lot of people that I know, just don't like electronic music in general OR if they like ANY electronic music, it is HOUSE, D+B, or whatever they play here in Philly. I'm WAITING to see your replies on this one!!!

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Originally posted by Gekhous whahahahahaahahahahahhaaha did she fall on the ground??

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[i][b] *apologizes in advance to that girl* DUDE THATS STRAIGHT UP NASTY!!!!!!!! i just ate too!

Yea, She fell flat on her face, It was so funny, My friend Enzo was laughing so hard he threw up. Probably what PhaseFour did She never talked to me again after that day. And that was two years ago, Man, I did some mean shit to her back in 11th grade

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Originally posted by extulas Yea, She fell flat on her face, It was so funny, My friend Enzo was laughing so hard he threw up. Probably what PhaseFour did She never talked to me again after that day. And that was two years ago, Man, I did some mean shit to her back in 11th grade

whahahahahahahahaha, oooooooooooooooh man, that is baaaaaaaaaaad

hot fucking potatoes... i always have to wait untill they cool down

holy shit what a lame thread, but so FUNNY!

tranceseekers replies had me in tears.

so, uh here's my contribution.

my tongue hurts whenever i stick it out curl it down onto my chin, and then nail it there with a dull ice pick.

i try to only do it once or twice a day cuz it hurts so much actually.. damn, it's that time again

licking nettles

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Originally posted by JohnSmith holy shit what a lame thread, but so FUNNY! tranceseekers replies had me in tears. so, uh here's my contribution. my tongue hurts whenever i stick it out curl it down onto my chin, and then nail it there with a dull ice pick. i try to only do it once or twice a day cuz it hurts so much actually.. damn, it's that time again

LOL man hahahaahah thats why I like this one so much
Tnx for anyone who got this thread back going....

My tongue also hurts when I sit in my car, driving really fast about 200mph and smash against a tree, damn man that hurts.

mwuwhahaha.

my tongue hurts whenever:

I stick my head in the rotor of an airplane!
I decide to see if my tongue can support a 50lb weight, and then get my friend to yank my head back!
I drop bricks on it for fun!
I eat shuriken!
I go to the biker bars and tell them that my tongue is longer than their girlfriends pussy is loose, and then they shove a pool cue through it!

ah, this is so fun, i could go on for days!

- My tongue usually hurts when I accidentally start chewing it instead of a gum.
- My tongue hurts A LOT when I tie myself to a pole, using a chain connect my tongue to a car, and my friend then drives the car away.

i once slit my tounge open whilst licking an envelope to seal it shut. And then later... a friend offered me a Sour Haribo (the gorgeious sour cherry ones) and i totally forgot about my wounded tounge. As the sweet touched my tounge, i felt like collapsing. Total agony

I hate it when you get the hot sauce form a bombay bad boy (hot/pot noodle) on your tongue. I always, well used to rip it open with my teeth.

Hahahahahahaa I love this thread !!!

My tongue hurts when Im swimming in the ocean and a speedboat smashes into my face LOL

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Originally posted by liquidxxd too many sour skittles when i am high, also too many shocktarts, shocktarts make my tongue bleed if i eat too many

American sour Skittles are so much better than the crap ones we have in the UK, ours aren't even sour! more tangy - false advertising. Last time I was in the US I ate one of those big bags of Sour Skittles in an afternoon, my Tounge shriveled up like a prune

I fuckin...I fuckin pull yo fuckin tongue out of yo fuckin mouth and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver...BLEEEEEEH!!!!!!

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