Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior

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Posted by Lilith on Nov-23-2006 23:26:

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Originally posted by Ian
no, you get an x-box 360 after spending 3 weeks in an afghan training camp with al'quaida

Worshipping Satan only gets you a ratty PC with Microsoft ME as its OS.
Closest thing too hell on earth.

Posted by Slylee on Nov-23-2006 23:27:

who is this guy?

Posted by _Ocean_Drive_ on Nov-23-2006 23:46:

Quite chuffed with my own efforts

Posted by nchs09 on Nov-24-2006 03:52:

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Originally posted by _Ocean_Drive_

hahahahahhahahah i fucking love the jesus with the lols

A+

Posted by Dervish on Nov-24-2006 04:14:

Love the "one at a time lol" one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Posted by _Ocean_Drive_ on Nov-24-2006 16:01:

Here's what the Kid From Brooklyn has to say about PS3s!

mms://208.111.229.188/playstation_bit99.wmv

Posted by emc^2 on Nov-24-2006 23:39:

WELL.. my wifey accepted Jesus few months ago and ever since she opened the bible, she closed her legs. I now have to sin before the
L-d. I didn't even get a PS3... all I get is religious bickering, her attempts to convert me and open my heathen eyes, oh... and I had to cross my brother off my MCI list of "Friends and Family", as he was the a-hole who came over my house as a missionary with his psycho ultra-religious wife to preach the good word of lord Hesus.

Funny enough, my brother probably doesn't take a shit without saying a prayer nowdays, meanwhile he got arsenal that would make Montana militiamen blush, cover their faces and run to mommy embarassed and feeling inadequate.

"Praise the L-rd and pass the ammunition" probably never rang truer than in his house!

p.s. did I mention my brother still feels that he's "Jewish"???? Umm... trivial question "You believe in Jesus CHRIST, yet you're NOT CHRISTIAN??? Ummm... come again?"

Posted by IronDragon on Nov-25-2006 00:44:

this kid has the best fucking look on his face

Posted by Dervish on Nov-25-2006 02:29:

How long do they take to come? Cos I posted my details and no-one got back to me.

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