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Posted by Ian on Dec-05-2006 02:50:

srsly, here's one.

Posted by Audigy7 on Dec-05-2006 02:50:

Re: How about some JOKES

quote:
Originally posted by Trazedict

Q. how many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb

A. fish

That one made me lol.

My incredible contribution:

So this baby seal walks into a club.

Posted by Vlad on Dec-05-2006 02:59:

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

Posted by all-nite-freak on Dec-05-2006 03:35:

quote:
Originally posted by [Tro][ho][phy]
See. Better.

if vlad hasn't hit on you, that says alot about your looks.
That virgin will chase anything.

Posted by [Tro][ho][phy] on Dec-05-2006 03:50:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
if vlad hasn't hit on you, that says alot about your looks.
That virgin will chase anything.

Dude. You really need a new angle.

Posted by bas on Dec-05-2006 03:50:

quote:
Originally posted by [Tro][ho][phy]
Dude. You really need a new angle.

This is his angle.

Posted by [Tro][ho][phy] on Dec-05-2006 03:52:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
This is his angle.

Creativity = z3r0

Posted by bas on Dec-05-2006 03:53:

quote:
Originally posted by [Tro][ho][phy]
Creativity = z3r0

And? Who the fuck are you to judge?

Posted by [Tro][ho][phy] on Dec-05-2006 03:54:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
And? Who the fuck are you to judge?

Dude. You're not the one who is getting a constant barrage of "YOUFUCKINGUGLY" jokes, so STFU.

Posted by bas on Dec-05-2006 03:57:

That's because I've already gotten them, and dished them back out. Have you seen that guy? He's a dirty WOP anyway

Don't stand too close to him, the Crisco seeping out of his pores is known to cause horrible acne.

Posted by [Tro][ho][phy] on Dec-05-2006 03:59:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
That's because I've already gotten them, and dished them back out. Have you seen that guy? He's a dirty WOP anyway

Don't stand too close to him, the Crisco seeping out of his pores is known to cause horrible acne.

Blurp. I'm a girl. 'Nuff said. Unwarranted comments 'bout teh looks will always get to me a little.

Advice noted. *Skips back a few steps*

Posted by Sushipunk on Dec-05-2006 04:01:

Why did the little girl fall off the swings?

Because she had no arms.

Posted by Vlad on Dec-05-2006 04:01:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
if vlad hasn't hit on you, that says alot about your looks.
That virgin will chase anything.

wtf, I have standards.

Posted by [Tro][ho][phy] on Dec-05-2006 04:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
wtf, I have standards.

Utterly irrelevant emoticon.

Posted by all-nite-freak on Dec-05-2006 04:06:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
That's because I've already gotten them, and dished them back out. Have you seen that guy? He's a dirty WOP anyway

Don't stand too close to him, the Crisco seeping out of his pores is known to cause horrible acne.

my balls smell like prego and my anus has been referred to as the olive garden.

Posted by Marc Summers on Dec-05-2006 04:07:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
my balls smell like prego and my anus has been referred to as the olive garden.

real italians won't step foot in an olive garden

Posted by all-nite-freak on Dec-05-2006 04:09:

hence me naming my poop chute after it.

would you like an entree?

Posted by Marc Summers on Dec-05-2006 04:09:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
hence me naming my poop chute after it.

would you like an entree?

please

Posted by Vlad on Dec-05-2006 04:17:

quote:
Originally posted by [Tro][ho][phy]
Utterly irrelevant emoticon.

Hey, if you cant stand the heat, get the fuck out the kitchen...

...and go do some laundry.

Posted by Marc Summers on Dec-05-2006 04:21:

booo!

I haven't laughed in the c0r since I last browsed. You b0r me, I am going to bed!

Posted by [Tro][ho][phy] on Dec-05-2006 04:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
I have wet dreams about teh parentals.

Fixed.

Posted by Chong Li on Dec-05-2006 04:26:

It is easy to break brick.
...
But brick. Not hit back.

Posted by Vlad on Dec-05-2006 04:27:

Being a bed wetter and having wet dreams are 2 different things.

I have an over-active bladder, last time I got head I pee'd alittle in the girls mouth. =\

Posted by Ygrene on Dec-05-2006 04:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Chong Li
It is easy to break brick.
...
But brick. Not hit back.

ALT!!

But even in your altiness, I applaud you.

EDIT:

p.s. - you better not be my archenemy or I am going to be PIST.

Posted by Vlad on Dec-05-2006 04:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Chong Li
It is easy to break brick.
...
But brick. Not hit back.

Classy, very classy...

Not.

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