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Originally posted by Frenchie Not easily accomplished by a female.

True... But there are times for ladies when they really have to go, and just can not wait for the long line-ups in the ladies washroom, when there's hardly a male soul in the mens'.

There are a couple of techniques that I would recommend. Allow me to illustrate...

First, there's the Wall-Facing Position.

Subject no.1 may be cute, but would turn me off if she tries to pee like that. Her back is not tilted at the required 40-50 degree angle. Her pants have not been lowered enough, thus resulting in a very wet groin area, and still would not hit it, as the 'I spilt my drink' excuse just wouldn't fly with me.

Subject no.1



Proper wall-facing position requires good front projectile clearance. Subject no.2 displays her pants fully lowered, or skirt, giving adequate spray angles. Also displaying expert technique, she is about to move her panties to the side, rather than pulling them down to the floor. Because that just wouldn't be lady-like.

Subject no.2


Finally there's the Booty to the Wall Position.

This is commonly the more common method of female urinal usage that results in the most minimal clothing spillage. Use the urinal like you would use a european squat-hole. First lower your garments, but not all the way to the floor so as to not wet them from previous less experienced girls's mis-spray. Rather than squating all the way down, bend your knees slightly, and back up towards the wall like train engine backs to connects to the rest of the train.

Be very careful not to back your caboose too far back, as the porcelain feels very cold. Have you ever sat on a toilet in a club but forgot to lower the seat? Subject no.3 illustrates the incorrect method of the Booty to the Wall position.

Subject no.3



Proper Booty to the Wall position involves careful, but easy to do when necessary techniques that will provide you with immediate relief in time of crisis, and may even score you a few dates. Subject no.4, 5 and 6 display a succesful urinary accomplishment. See? It's fun!

Subject no.4


Subject no.5


Subject no.6




So have fun... practice the urinals each night out, and soon, you'll be able to write your name in snow with a little skill and patience. However, if you find ladies like these using them before you. You may just like to come back at a later time.

http://www.shepee.co.uk/

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Originally posted by Abercrombie True... But there are times for ladies when they really have to go, and just can not wait for the long line-ups in the ladies washroom, when there's hardly a male soul in the mens'. There are a couple of techniques that I would recommend. Allow me to illustrate... First, there's the Wall-Facing Position. Subject no.1 may be cute, but would turn me off if she tries to pee like that. Her back is not tilted at the required 40-50 degree angle. Her pants have not been lowered enough, thus resulting in a very wet groin area, and still would not hit it, as the 'I spilt my drink' excuse just wouldn't fly with me. Subject no.1 Proper wall-facing position requires good front projectile clearance. Subject no.2 displays her pants fully lowered, or skirt, giving adequate spray angles. Also displaying expert technique, she is about to move her panties to the side, rather than pulling them down to the floor. Because that just wouldn't be lady-like. Subject no.2 Finally there's the Booty to the Wall Position. This is commonly the more common method of female urinal usage that results in the most minimal clothing spillage. Use the urinal like you would use a european squat-hole. First lower your garments, but not all the way to the floor so as to not wet them from previous less experienced girls's mis-spray. Rather than squating all the way down, bend your knees slightly, and back up towards the wall like train engine backs to connects to the rest of the train. Be very careful not to back your caboose too far back, as the porcelain feels very cold. Have you ever sat on a toilet in a club but forgot to lower the seat? Subject no.3 illustrates the incorrect method of the Booty to the Wall position. Subject no.3 Proper Booty to the Wall position involves careful, but easy to do when necessary techniques that will provide you with immediate relief in time of crisis, and may even score you a few dates. Subject no.4, 5 and 6 display a succesful urinary accomplishment. See? It's fun! Subject no.4 Subject no.5 Subject no.6 So have fun... practice the urinals each night out, and soon, you'll be able to write your name in snow with a little skill and patience. However, if you find ladies like these using them before you. You may just like to come back at a later time.

you win teh thread! lol! hawt, I'd hit them all... except those last 2 - they look a bit mannish and looking at rather well-defined triceps of one of them, they look like they could be hiding a bag of surprise goodies.

nice pics AJ!
you always have something up your sleeve!

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Originally posted by dallastar nice pics AJ! you always have something up your sleeve!

Nice to be on holiday for a while for my mind to come up with these ideas.

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Originally posted by Abercrombie Nice to be on holiday for a while for my mind to come up with these ideas.

speaking of holidays I go home to the big A tomorrow! woot woot - ar eyou going to gimme my isextoypod thingy?
heheheheheeeeee

j/k all the best babe!

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Originally posted by stren http://www.shepee.co.uk/

those are the best invesntion EVER!!!@ a girlfriend got one as a funny prezzie for her birthday! it gave us all laughs!

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Originally posted by dallastar speaking of holidays I go home to the big A tomorrow! woot woot - ar eyou going to gimme my isextoypod thingy? heheheheheeeeee j/k all the best babe!

OMG, and I'm heading out to Guelph to the 'rents. I'm back on Boxing Day, you? Let's go for a bite!

i thought it to wash your hands

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