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Posted by dallastar on Dec-24-2006 01:36:

quote:
Originally posted by EXTREMUM
Mmm, yes - you have a lot of tucking to do, indeed...

LOL!a bit bigger then these guys

Posted by dallastar on Dec-24-2006 01:41:

I just checked and they are bigger then my hands!

Posted by bananas on Dec-24-2006 11:37:

yes this kind of situations sucks, i hate it when im riding a bus and i get a boner from nowhere, it's uncomfortable

Posted by kadomony on Dec-24-2006 15:27:

quote:
Originally posted by EXTREMUM
I still get random erections, and I'm 30. They're so hard, it can cut diamonds!

so you're saying your boner is harder than the hardest metal known to man?

bas, back me up on this one

Posted by Frenchie on Dec-24-2006 15:31:

Posted by darouge11 on Dec-24-2006 16:39:

they called N.R.B.'s

no reason boners lol

Posted by BTG on Dec-24-2006 23:06:

i get them at work somtimes when i'm still sleepy..they go away but the lift duck as described above is by far the best way to hide it.

Posted by Deeedeee on Dec-24-2006 23:24:

quote:
Originally posted by CONNERMAN2000
its even harder when you have a boner and you are jacking off said boner and THEN you have to conceal it.

happened to me when I felt a quick fap was necessary when all of a sudden the cable guy came when he actually said he would. not only that, but i was also wearing those athletic pants that make ridiculous amounts of noise when you walk around....so hiding it was impossible. literally. i walked to my front door at an angle, and when i let the cable guy in, im 100% sure my boner nailed his belt buckle when we were both turning the same way.

but how do you guys know that NRB's aren't a turnon for the opposite sex? is it not equivalent to nips protruding from our sweaters?

Posted by Krypton on Dec-25-2006 01:18:

Thump ur wiener with a finger, and it'll go down.

Posted by astroboy on Dec-25-2006 02:27:

quote:
Originally posted by lexxwolfen
thank god i dont have a penis

if i did, i'd probably have to use the lift and tuck method 50 times a day

It does have its advantages.

Posted by mezzir on Dec-25-2006 04:59:

meh
just pretend you're scratching your balls and don't give a shit who sees
after like .5 seconds, anyone who noticed will have looked away, and you're free to perform whatever method you choose

Posted by Loignite on Dec-25-2006 05:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Deeedeee

but how do you guys know that NRB's aren't a turnon for the opposite sex? is it not equivalent to nips protruding from our sweaters?

Totally different. What people are describing here is equivelant to morning wood, basically -- it just happens. Now, when some hot girl is in the room, you -know- it... and then it's not a random boner anymore, is it? ;-D

Posted by eXo on Dec-25-2006 06:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Krypton
Thump ur wiener with a finger, and it'll go down.

I like Henry Rollins' method better.

Place said boner on toilet, and proceed to slam toilet lid down on top of boner.

Posted by treeboo on Nov-06-2009 23:28:

Heh, this totally happened to me at work today, though I was able to conceal it with far more ease. I'm growing skilled in my old age...

Posted by stren on Nov-07-2009 07:20:

whoa tribu is back

Posted by Omega_Blue on Nov-07-2009 07:32:

lol, it's funny seeing some of the old regulars post who no longer post. tweek, xoxide, exo, dallast0r, etc.

fuck, i've been on these forums for fuckin 6+ years now. crazy shit.

edit: actually, i see that xoxide is active on the board right now. um.. i'm retarded.

Posted by Ridexer on Nov-07-2009 11:54:

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
so you're saying your boner is harder than the hardest metal known to man?

Looks like someone was skipping chemistry classes.

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