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Posted by Ed G on Jan-08-2007 13:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
no.

am i gonna fuck my really hot head of graphic design lady at work?

No. (because you called her a "lady")


Does this ava make me look fat?


Posted by denys envy on Jan-08-2007 13:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Ed G
No. (because you called her a "lady")


Does this ava make me look fat?


no just young.

So if I didn't call her a lady I would?


Posted by Ed G on Jan-08-2007 13:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
no just young.

So if I didn't call her a lady I would?


I'll bet you say that to all the n00bs.

If you didn't think of her as a lady you would.



Will I fuck my girlfriend tonight?


Posted by denys envy on Jan-08-2007 14:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Ed G
I'll bet you say that to all the n00bs.

If you didn't think of her as a lady you would.



Will I fuck my girlfriend tonight?


if you have to ask. then no.

What should i call the supposed lady-no-more?


Posted by Ed G on Jan-08-2007 14:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
if you have to ask. then no.

What should i call the supposed lady-no-more?


Girl, chick, babe, hottie, whore, late for dinner, anything but lady.


Will I whack it this afternoon?


Posted by denys envy on Jan-08-2007 14:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Ed G
Girl, chick, babe, hottie, whore, late for dinner, anything but lady.


Will I whack it this afternoon?


rofl! once again. if you have to ask...

Ok, will I get it on with that hot milf in graphic design?


Posted by Ed G on Jan-08-2007 14:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
rofl! once again. if you have to ask...

Ok, will I get it on with that hot milf in graphic design?

-Abso-fuckin-lutely.


I am I whacking it now?


Posted by denys envy on Jan-08-2007 14:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Ed G
-Abso-fuckin-lutely.


Am I whacking it now?


fix'd and most likely.

I just farted, what do I do to cover it up so the woman in the next cubicle doesn't smell it?


Posted by Ed G on Jan-08-2007 14:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
fix'd and most likely.

I just farted, what do I do to cover it up so the woman in the next cubicle doesn't smell it?


-Belch, and loudly exclaim that you had a shitty breakfast.


Where can I get a splash-guard for my pooter?


Posted by Space Marine on Jan-08-2007 19:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Ed G
-Belch, and loudly exclaim that you had a shitty breakfast.


Where can I get a splash-guard for my pooter?



Splash Guards are for n00bs stop fapping it to p0rn on the interweb.



Which leads me to my question:


Q: Best advice you can give a chronic masterbator?


Posted by Ed G on Jan-08-2007 19:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Space_Marine
Splash Guards are for n00bs stop fapping it to p0rn on the interweb.



Which leads me to my question:


Q: Best advice you can give a chronic masterbator?

Switch hands.


How can I hook up with the laaaaydeees on htis forum?

Allllriiiight.


Posted by Omega_M on Jan-08-2007 19:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Ed G
How can I hook up with the laaaaydeees on htis forum?


Use this.



n00b.

Next question : How does one beat the shit out of Ed G ?


Posted by StanVoid on Jan-08-2007 19:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Ed G
Switch hands.


How can I hook up with the laaaaydeees on htis forum?

Allllriiiight.


Nice avatar, a clean sig, and a catchy custom status. Remember, a good first internet impression is crucial.

Q: Why is it that when a girl says "i'm going out with my girlfriend", nobody assumes anything - but as soon as I say "my boyfriend and I are going shopping for fanny packs", everyone thinks I'm a gay?


Posted by Omega_M on Jan-08-2007 19:49:

quote:
Originally posted by StanVoid
Q: Why is it that when a girl says "i'm going out with my girlfriend", nobody assumes anything - but as soon as I say "my boyfriend and I are going shopping for fanny packs", everyone thinks I'm a gay?


You wouldn't say such a thing unless you are gay.


Posted by medinaM5 on Jan-08-2007 19:49:

quote:
Originally posted by StanVoid
Nice avatar, a clean sig, and a catchy custom status. Remember, a good first internet impression is crucial.

Q: Why is it that when a girl says "i'm going out with my girlfriend", nobody assumes anything - but as soon as I say "my boyfriend and I are going shopping for fanny packs", everyone thinks I'm a gay?


because you're shopping for fanny packs


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-08-2007 19:50:

quote:
Originally posted by medinaM5
because you're shopping for fanny packs



Posted by Ed G on Jan-08-2007 19:50:

quote:
Originally posted by StanVoid
Nice avatar, a clean sig, and a catchy custom status. Remember, a good first internet impression is crucial.

Q: Why is it that when a girl says "i'm going out with my girlfriend", nobody assumes anything - but as soon as I say "my boyfriend and I are going shopping for fanny packs", everyone thinks I'm a gay?


Don't ever combine the words "fanny" and "pack" in the same sentence.

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M

Next question : How does one beat the shit out of Ed G ?


With Jennypie's pretty red hair!


Whats the best way to clean sticky keyboards?


Posted by Omega_M on Jan-08-2007 19:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Ed G
Whats the best way to clean sticky keyboards?


With a good metal scrub and plenty of Hydrochloric acid.


Posted by medinaM5 on Jan-08-2007 19:55:

pouring out a 2 liter of coca cola on it wont hurt either


Posted by farkhad on Jan-09-2007 06:28:

quote:


With Jennypie's pretty red hair!


Whats the best way to clean sticky keyboards?



put on the rubber gloves instead...

where can I get the rubber gloves?


Posted by TweeK on Jan-09-2007 10:30:

quote:
Originally posted by farkhad
put on the rubber gloves instead...

where can I get the rubber gloves?



Doctors Office. I usually steal a few pairs of rubber gloves, just for shitz and giggles.



Whats the best way to scam the goverment?


Posted by Trance Nutter on Jan-09-2007 10:32:

cut off one of your legs = easy disability pension

Q:
Why can't I think of a question?


Posted by Ian on Jan-09-2007 10:50:

because you had a lobotomy the day they removedy our ball & chain

Q. Will I find love this year ?


Posted by Trance Nutter on Jan-09-2007 10:54:

No, love will find you


Why are the English so bad at sports they invent?


Posted by Ian on Jan-09-2007 10:55:

The same reason Americans have to invent sports but then not let anyone else play them at it!

A. Will my 'love' be hot


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