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Posted by grooviebeats on Jan-09-2007 14:50:

Re: Re: Re: strange sexual habbits?

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I once had sex with a woman who started to cry as soon as I penetrated her... just kind of sobbing. So I stopped. She told me to keep going... so I did, she kept crying... so I stopped. Again she told me to keep going. She cried the whole time... totally ruined it.

my ex ex ex ex i think gf did the same thing.. i stoped i couldnt deal with it.. went home fapped she dumped me a week later saying it was cuz i wouldnt have sex with her... i was like well i tried.

Posted by Slylee on Jan-09-2007 14:51:

Hahaha that sucks craig!

And of COURSE I love dirty talk! It�s pretty much like foreplay for me. But not cheesy dirty talk�gotta be smooth.

Posted by mellow_head on Jan-09-2007 14:53:

Re: Re: Re: strange sexual habbits?

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I once had sex with a woman who started to cry as soon as I penetrated her... just kind of sobbing. So I stopped. She told me to keep going... so I did, she kept crying... so I stopped. Again she told me to keep going. She cried the whole time... totally ruined it.

I experienced the same thing while losing my virginity, except it wasn't crying, it was more extreme/gore/rough/snuff shit-moaning

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jan-09-2007 14:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
But not cheesy dirty talk�gotta be smooth.

Guy: "Oh my darling Jamie, I shall thrust my throbbing passion wand into your quivering femininity"
Jamie: "YES! fill me, fill me completely with the entierty of your manhood! Make me feel as spandex does on a morbidly obese woman in West Virgina"

Posted by Ivand on Jan-09-2007 14:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Guy: "Oh my darling Jamie, I shall thrust my throbbing passion wand into your quivering femininity"
Jamie: "YES! fill me, fill me completely with the entierty of your manhood! Make me feel as spandex does on a morbidly obese woman in West Virgina"

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jan-09-2007 14:57:

Re: Re: Re: Re: strange sexual habbits?

quote:
Originally posted by mellow_head
I experienced the same thing while losing my virginity, except it wasn't crying, it was more extreme/gore/rough/snuff shit-moaning

I'm not sure that's quite the same thing... although it would likely be rather unnerving for one's first time outta the gate... or into the gate, if you will.

Posted by Slylee on Jan-09-2007 15:00:

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jan-09-2007 15:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
hahaha

easy there shakespeare lol

I got you wet, didn't I?

Posted by mellow_head on Jan-09-2007 15:10:

I'm currently mobbing the floor

Posted by Slylee on Jan-09-2007 15:11:

negative ghostrider

Posted by grooviebeats on Jan-09-2007 15:12:

Posted by Spyder on Jan-09-2007 15:13:

so screaming is old news now?

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jan-09-2007 15:14:

^^^ That's how Mrs. Hazard and I roll

***edit... the poetic dirty talk, not Spyder's screaming post

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jan-09-2007 15:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Spyder
so screaming is old news now?

Screaming is just inpolite... inside voices

Posted by gtron on Jan-09-2007 15:19:

Re: strange sexual habbits?

quote:
Originally posted by enferno
twice now in the past week or so, whilst i've been having sex, we've had normal day to day conversations.

strange? yes.

comments?

wow! that's fvckin lame... try choking her out next time maybe

Posted by Ed G on Jan-09-2007 15:20:

Conversation I had with my gf after about 4 years together:

*intercom*

C: Hellooooooooo?

G: Yeeeeellow!

C: Would like to come up and beat-off on my ass?

G: That's sweet, but I know you're getting up real early.

C: Just do it quick, you should cum on your birthday.

G: This isn't my birthday.

C: No, but we can celibrate it tonight.

G: Cool, I'll be right up.

C: I'll have my ass ready.

G: I'll start getting hard on the way up.

(warming lube, towel, ass laid out on bed)

C: I know you want me to play with myself.

G: Hell yeah!

Posted by DjDeComp on Jan-09-2007 15:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
Not so much a habit but, a common occurance:

Every time the boom-boom goes down, I find our performances being judged by two nosey cats. The male gives me hi-fives when my wife's not looking.

haha last week I was house sitting for a friend of mine, my gf is over and we go upstairs to get it on in one of their guest bedrooms and we're going at like animals, so their 19 year old cat(vet says it might die anytime this month) comes in, we didnt even see the old furball come in, it made the most loudest eeriest meow I've ever heard, I jumped in the air and some how landed on my ass next to the bed on the floor. Nice way of ruining the mood dont ya think.

Posted by Masonious on Jan-09-2007 15:30:

Well - here's a typical scenario and you can judge if it's, "strange".

try to get my face about 1 inch from hers, open my eyes and mouth as wide as possible trying not to blink - after about 30 seconds I belch as loud as is humanly possible then tell her to get the fuck out and to come back when she's got all her issues sorted. Wait until she leaves then take out the July 2003 edition of Guns'n'Ammo and finish up while squeaking a clown horn.

why don't you fucking try it before you pass judgment.

Posted by Ygrene on Jan-09-2007 15:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Masonious
Well - here's a typical scenario and you can judge if it's, "strange".

try to get my face about 1 inch from hers, open my eyes and mouth as wide as possible trying not to blink - after about 30 seconds I belch as loud as is humanly possible then tell her to get the fuck out and to come back when she's got all her issues sorted. Wait until she leaves then take out the July 2003 edition of Guns'n'Ammo and finish up while squeaking a clown horn.

why don't you fucking try it before you pass judgment.

I would like for you to take my spot in the Whore Off.

Posted by Slylee on Jan-09-2007 15:37:

i'm only loud when i'm drunk.

but when i'm normal, i'm not a screamer. just a moaner...and when i'm about to cum, i get really quiet because i'm holding my breath. then when i'm cuming, i start w/ the moaning again. lol i'm weird

Posted by Ygrene on Jan-09-2007 15:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
i'm only loud when i'm drunk.

but when i'm normal, i'm not a screamer. just a moaner...and when i'm about to cum, i get really quiet because i'm holding my breath. then when i'm cuming, i start w/ the moaning again. lol i'm weird

*closes jaw that is conspicuously hanging open*

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-09-2007 15:46:

Man, my bf and I have done a lot of weird shit. You spend 9 years with someone and that's just how it goes. I'd be worried if we *weren't* into weird shit.

Posted by Slylee on Jan-09-2007 15:48:

^ lol

do you put on a granny wig and bifocals with false teeth that are like gums and let him pound you in the mouth?

Posted by Ivand on Jan-09-2007 15:48:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Man, my bf and I have done a lot of weird shit. You spend 9 years with someone and that's just how it goes. I'd be worried if we *weren't* into weird shit.

define weird shit and provide pics ok plz

Posted by Ed G on Jan-09-2007 15:51:

There's nothing strange about a casual approach to gettin' a nut.

After you've been with someone for a long time the sex loses much of the charge that it has in new relationships. That is if you have sex frequently. If one of the partners withholds sex, then the pressure remains, but not in a good way.

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