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Originally posted by Caela girl mouth > fish vag. /thread.

No, see, when girls have mouths, they tend to speak out of them.

That's the problem.

If I'm alone on a desert island, I want some fucking peace and quiet - I don't want to hear about how your fish-friend got a new purse or how, like, life under the seas is just so unfair. At least with the fish for a head, it just sort of looks at you and says things like "....glub....," which, I dunno about you, I am quite fit to ignore.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On

....glub....

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On No, see, when girls have mouths, they tend to speak out of them.

I hope your mum kicks your arse for that.

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Originally posted by Lilith I hope your mum kicks your arse for that.

Would knowing that my mother figure kicked the hell out of me make you go any softer on me?

Nope, she did a bad job of it, the beatings where not up to the usual standard of correct child rearing!

A - Mermaid

Mouth, boobs, presumeably a pooper somewhere down there. And it can talk in the event that you get lonely.

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Originally posted by Caela DEFINITELY the mermaid...other than obvious reasons, it gets lonely on an island...good to have someone to talk to

heh that's exactly why I'd take the fish. the woman wouldn't stop bitching and telling you to make that raft already. remember it isn't rape if they don't say no..

Well I suppose I will have to find beatings from an external source if my mother didn't do an adequate job of it...

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Originally posted by Taranis A - Mermaid Mouth, boobs, presumeably a pooper somewhere down there. And it can talk in the event that you get lonely.

So all those other parts are for eating, nourishing young and expelling waste, respectively? Your mentioning of them doesn't have anything to do with coping with your loneliness?

can i get both halves fish ? I'd deep throat it

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So all those other parts are for eating, nourishing young and expelling waste, respectively? Your mentioning of them doesn't have anything to do with coping with your loneliness?

No, they're for coping with horniness (pretty sure that's not a word, but oh well).

me : I SHOW U SEXY TIME???

mermaid : ???


/end

hmmm what does the mermaids vagina look like? Will my dick get scatched by her scales? Id go "A", im thinking she could lay some eggs & I could cook them up with some bacon

This was in the How I met your mother episode from a couple days ago

I'd definitely take A, but only if it deepthroats. +It can't run away. Muhahahaa!

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Originally posted by Jansa I'd definitely take A, but only if it deepthroats. +It can't run away. Muhahahaa!

Yeah, but when it gets to the water, it may probably be much quicker than you. Also, it can jump and slap your face with that huge fin.

Voting for A anyway...

Definitely A, I don't think I could even get it up if I was staring at a fish head.

A has not only a face and a mouth, but the boobs too, so there's always tittie screwin to be had.

And she has hands too, which means she can cook. lol

A. fish don't have boobies.

Since you all seem to be intent on inserting your organ into this strange monstrosity of desert island fauna, consider first that fish are, by nature, cold-blooded creatures.

I just want a damn mermaid. Some one get me a MERMAAAAAAID!



Please.

http://naughtylittlemermaid.ytmnsfw.com/

>.>

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Originally posted by Frenchie I just want a damn mermaid. Some one get me a MERMAAAAAAID! Please.

how about a merman sugartits ?

Now for the ladies...




Would a merman without a p3n0r satisfy?

Mermans aren't real, AJ! Pfft!

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Since you all seem to be intent on inserting your organ into this strange monstrosity of desert island fauna, consider first that fish are, by nature, cold-blooded creatures.

This one's different, only bottom half is cold blooded

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