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ahahahahhahahaahaha.


I don't know why I am laughing...but I am. Not at you, just the thread in general.

is it possible you were the one that sucked?
i mean its possible, you're jewish

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak i mean its possible, you're jewish

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak is it possible you were the one that sucked? i mean its possible, you're jewish

I feel semi hurt here!

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak is it possible you were the one that sucked? i mean its possible, you're jewish

Who's fault is it that she couldnt get me hard no matter what she did?

Im glad that everyone is getting a nice laugh from my pain.

You started it by mentioning it. Open call for bashing.

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Originally posted by Vlad Im glad that everyone is getting a nice laugh from my pain.

im not laughing.
maybe if you would have tried to please her until she was screaming and calling you her little monkey boy, little vlad would have risen to the occasion.Its okay, i've had occasions where i have tried everything with good looking chicks and still only could get a semi.In these cases you just go down on them until they cum, then spend the rest of the night wipping them on the forehead with you flaccid pants hamster.

yeah dis is some thread dis een. ho ho ho i'm joost aboot pishing me drawers. onyway if ur wanting a brawly sexy story da best een i ken is when angus blubb pat his pilly in tae da exhaust o janet dunnet's taxi. dat wis a fuckin classic.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak im not laughing. maybe if you would have tried to please her until she was screaming and calling you her little monkey boy, little vlad would have risen to the occasion.Its okay, i've had occasions where i have tried everything with good looking chicks and still only could get a semi.In these cases you just go down on them until they cum, then spend the rest of the night wipping them on the forehead with you flaccid pants hamster.

Yea, thats all great except... she wouldnt let me go down on her, secondly her area was so poorly managed that I was turned off by it in general - felt like a 3-4 day old stubble (I dont think she knew how to shave properly). And when we were fuckin, the girl is so boring in the sack... wouldnt let me do her doggy or anything else that was in some way "slutty". Missionary and her on top only (not even cowgirl).

Wow you really hate this girl don't you

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Originally posted by Vlad Yea, thats all great except... she wouldnt let me go down on her, secondly her area was so poorly managed that I was turned off by it in general - felt like a 3-4 day old stubble (I dont think she knew how to shave properly). And when we were fuckin, the girl is so boring in the sack... wouldnt let me do her doggy or anything else that was in some way "slutty". Missionary and her on top only (not even cowgirl).

where the fuck you find this amish broad. These days at 14 most girls have already performed ass to mouth and can do the ping pong trick for anyone that asks.She must have been jewish too

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Stare at girls asses with a tilted head...

Because one eye drops lower to sus out the 3 finger gap. She gotta have a 3 finger gap!!!

i tilt my head to get more blood to the side of my brain that can memorize a copy of the ass, using the complex DirectX10 w/ Shader Model 4.0 model, enabling both 12xAA and HDR, per-pixel/geeomtry shading, with a resolution of about 1280x1024. it was briefly discussed in the first Austin Powers movie when the character says he never forgets a pussy.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak where the fuck you find this amish broad. These days at 14 most girls have already performed ass to mouth and can do the ping pong trick for anyone that asks.She must have been jewish too

Most of these russian broads are wild in the sack, this one must have been the odd one out.

Im just gonna stick to the whorish looking ones, they seem like they know what they are doing... and all the russian girls love it in the ass.

get yourself an illegal immigrant(preferably costa rican mmmm papi).For a green card the will perform the sally struthers and the rusty trombone without having to be asked.Another positive to doing this is that they clean good.

1. what is the ping pong trick?
2. the sally struthers?
3. refresh rusty trombone please?

1.when she stuffs 4 packs of ping pong balls up her cooter and then attempts to shoot at beer cans strategically placed around her.An accurate shooter is marriage material.

2.A sally struthers is when the girl opens her mouth so wide she stuffs your nuts and dong in her mouth at once.(like the fat bitch that does those save african kids spots.)If your girl can't do this you can practice her jaw muscles by jamming your fist in your mouth daily for a month.

3.Rusty Trombone is when she licks the shit of tip of your dick.Its a Louisina Rusty Trombone if she hums when the saint come marching in.

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Originally posted by Vlad Most of these russian broads are wild in the sack, this one must have been the odd one out.

How would you know the difference

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Originally posted by dj_bas How would you know the difference

lol. Ever been with a whorey russian chick? Fuck that, ever get drunk with several of them? Its a show all unto itself.

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Originally posted by Caela

penis throat punch?

Because, when you tilt your head, you see things from a different perspective which, in this case, makes your eye level lower - considering the fact that the arse is below the eye level in most cases, there's your answer.

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Originally posted by Caela

OMG HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA FUCKIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak 1.when she stuffs 4 packs of ping pong balls up her cooter and then attempts to shoot at beer cans strategically placed around her.An accurate shooter is marriage material. 2.A sally struthers is when the girl opens her mouth so wide she stuffs your nuts and dong in her mouth at once.(like the fat bitch that does those save african kids spots.)If your girl can't do this you can practice her jaw muscles by jamming your fist in your mouth daily for a month. 3.Rusty Trombone is when she licks the shit of tip of your dick.Its a Louisina Rusty Trombone if she hums when the saint come marching in.

no seriously, dont get laid, you are way too funnier while on celibate

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