Jesus Christs remains will be unveiled

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Posted by Ivand on Feb-25-2007 03:05:

jesus was a jew

Posted by tubularbills on Feb-25-2007 03:06:

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Originally posted by Ivand
jesus was a jew

he sure was

Posted by Lilith on Feb-25-2007 03:09:

Hope they clone him.

Posted by tubularbills on Feb-25-2007 03:10:

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Originally posted by Lilith
Hope they clone him.

whoa

how weird would *that* be?

Posted by Lilith on Feb-25-2007 03:10:

It'd be better than a Jesus action figure!

I'd buy one but apparently they don't make wine when you squeeze him

Posted by tubularbills on Feb-25-2007 03:13:

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Originally posted by Lilith
It'd be better than a Jesus action figure!

I'd buy one but apparently they don't make wine when you squeeze him

Posted by Omega_M on Feb-25-2007 04:06:

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Originally posted by Lilith
Hope they clone him.

There already is one

Posted by Clovis on Feb-25-2007 04:38:

What difference will it make? People already believe, and thats all that is needed...

Posted by Marc Summers on Feb-25-2007 05:01:

ohhhhhhhh jesussss i want to stick it in your side

Posted by Sushipunk on Feb-25-2007 05:02:

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Originally posted by Marc Summers
ohhhhhhhh jesussss i want to stick it in your side

Dude, are you drunk?

Posted by R!CH on Feb-25-2007 05:35:

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Originally posted by Omega_M
This is akin to saying that Bush has been the president for 8 years. He knows what he's doing. The criticism he is getting from the media is well...*awkward*

more like saying i trust these tobacco salesmen because it's their job to sell tobacco and thus they must really know how tobacco is central to my life!

Posted by Danny Ocean on Feb-25-2007 17:21:

Josh Bernstein already tried to find a lineage to Jesus in Digging for the Truth, using DNA samples etc, and it failed.

Posted by Marc Summers on Feb-25-2007 18:30:

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Originally posted by Danny Ocean
Josh Bernstein

THE NAME SAYS IT ALL! HE KILLED JESUS!

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Feb-25-2007 20:03:

Mel?

Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Feb-25-2007 20:14:

Good work Seb.

Anyone who is anti relgion should fly to Israel and piss on his remains for causing so many ways and so much suffering in the world. We can even let the necrophiliacs on this forum (Nou included) hate fuck Marys remain.

Posted by Lateralus on Feb-25-2007 21:09:

My question is...

If these remains are indeed as sacred as theyre cracked up to be, why oh why is James Cameron of all people unveiling them?! Its not like archeology or theology is in his area of expertise.

I call shinanigans

Posted by Marc Summers on Feb-25-2007 23:01:

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
Good work Seb.

Anyone who is anti relgion should fly to Israel and piss on his remains for causing so many ways and so much suffering in the world. We can even let the necrophiliacs on this forum (Nou included) hate fuck Marys remain.

His disciples started the religion, not Jesus...

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Feb-25-2007 23:29:

aren't u guys..............scared?

Posted by Lateralus on Feb-25-2007 23:39:

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
aren't u guys..............scared?

.. of what?

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Feb-25-2007 23:55:

a dead body?

Posted by RandomGirl on Feb-26-2007 01:45:

I'm confused....

This might make me sound dumb, but how will a DNA test prove it is Jesus? Do they have DNA from Jesus to compare it to? It doesn't make sense.

You could do a DNA test on any dead body that you didn't know who's it was, and claim it was Jesus' DNA. Couldn't you?

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Feb-26-2007 02:28:

Hopefully this will be the big punchline everyone has been waiting for all these centuries...

.....wait for it....

here it comes....

Religion is a big crock of shit! ahahahaha aahaaahahhahaha There is no such thing as "god"!!! hahhahaaahahhhhaaa aha ah a aha aha ha ahah ahahhaahhahahahahah It's the biggest cosmic joke ever!! AAHA AHAHA HA AHAHA AH HA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

OH OH oh sphhhewwww. That was a good laugh! But you gotta feel sorry for all those idiots out there that spent their lifetimes wasting brain space on the shenanigans known as religion. "oh lord our salviour" ppppfffftt!!!

Posted by Marc Summers on Feb-26-2007 04:46:

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_

What do you believe in? Science that you can barely understand yourself so you just accept what the experts say? Same thing as religion, you know, "Same shit, different pile".

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Feb-26-2007 04:53:

I believe in things that people should believe in, like santa clause, the bunyip, the tooth fairy etc. I stay away every night with my shotgun loaded waiting for them! One day they'll arrive at my house & BAM!!! no more ho ho hos for you!

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Feb-26-2007 06:07:

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Originally posted by Theresa
I'm confused....

This might make me sound dumb, but how will a DNA test prove it is Jesus? Do they have DNA from Jesus to compare it to? It doesn't make sense.

You could do a DNA test on any dead body that you didn't know who's it was, and claim it was Jesus' DNA. Couldn't you?

if it doesn't match human DNA, it must be from god

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