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This is what happens when you hook up satellite internet to caravans, it makes for a jolly old time down the council reserve after a hard day of collecting beno and drinking.
Soon as they figure out how to order burbury hats and booze over the net it'll be like St Paddy's every day of the week.

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan Not me I've got a good old fashioned posh stiff upper lipped English accent.

Yeah it helps when you've got a Ford escort with 3 bald tyres and a boot full of stolen household goods. Instead of-

"Aw naw sir, dis is me cousins vehhikal an' oi'm jist drivin' over ter visit me grandmother ter 'elp 'er mow de lawn"

In which case he'll get 10months in the hole or a fine which will cost about 2 months beno.

Instead he gets away with...

"Well I say - oh noh sir, this is one's cousins vehicle and one is fie motoring ovah to visit one's grandmuhthah to be of assistance hah moh the lawn."

And the rozzers say, oh ok, on your way then sir and have a nice day.

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Originally posted by Lilith This is what happens when you hook up satellite internet to caravans, it makes for a jolly old time down the council reserve after a hard day of collecting beno and drinking. Soon as they figure out how to order burbury hats and booze over the net it'll be like St Paddy's every day of the week.

Nice terrace houses on my street must getting it mixed with yours.

Btw I loved the photo's you sent me of your street

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Originally posted by Lilith Yeah it helps when you've got a Ford escort with 3 bald tyres and a boot full of stolen household goods. Instead of- "Aw naw sir, dis is me cousins vehhikal an' oi'm jist drivin' over ter visit me grandmother ter 'elp 'er mow de lawn" In which case he'll get 10months in the hole or a fine which will cost about 2 months beno. Instead he gets away with... "Well I say - oh noh sir, this is one's cousins vehicle and one is fie motoring ovah to visit one's grandmuhthah to be of assistance hah moh the lawn." And the rozzers say, oh ok, on your way then sir and have a nice day.

'No good constanble I don't know anything about this illegal contraband you discovered in my dwelling'

Oh well it's better then.



'Sorry Rex but your just not my type me old cobber I'm more into sheep. Shane might be inclined to give you a go though, he's just taken the ute he'll be back this savo'

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan

Hey I use to have an Aussie Shepard like that one.....

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Originally posted by LazFX Hey I use to have an Aussie Shepard like that one.....

Watch out Lilth and PKC might fly over to Texas in a Cessna plane provided by the Aussie airforce and nick it from you.

yet another fake holiday

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Originally posted by medinaM5 yet another fake holiday

But everyone's out and drunk, which is good for me since my birthday is the day after (therefore midnight).

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Originally posted by Jake Benson But everyone's out and drunk, which is good for me since my birthday is the day after (therefore midnight).

Free Drinks to you

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Originally posted by Lilith This is what happens when you hook up satellite internet to caravans, it makes for a jolly old time down the council reserve after a hard day of collecting beno and drinking. Soon as they figure out how to order burbury hats and booze over the net it'll be like St Paddy's every day of the week.

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