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| Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov I learned something today!  |
I always thought it was completely hot and made me wanna bang her even more!!
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| Originally posted by Shook1 I always thought it was completely hot and made me wanna bang her even more!! |
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Originally posted by Bidor  only a woman would research something like that!  |
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| Originally posted by l�cid of course. i only date guys with squirts of 30mph or more. no slow squirters for me. |
i'm writing to Mythbusters to see if they can catch that on speed-cam!
I've actually seen a video of a cam strapped on the the tip of a penis while inside the vagine when it comes. It kinda just paints the walls white 
We watched this in 11th grade in my Theory of Knowledge course
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| Originally posted by l�cid i'm writing to Mythbusters to see if they can catch that on speed-cam! |
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| Originally posted by Allied Nations I've actually seen a video of a cam strapped on the the tip of a penis while inside the vagine when it comes. It kinda just paints the walls white We watched this in 11th grade in my Theory of Knowledge course |
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| Originally posted by RapidFire yea then i point at her and slap her around with my dick |
I'm surprised I never have to be honest. I think to myself, "well, you've already demeaned yourself to a point that I would never go to, so why not go a little bit further?" In saying that, I have donkey punched a girl before - This was an accident though. 
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| Originally posted by l�cid was it called "Jerk My Cum Crayon and Color Me White"? |
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| Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike After a girl has swallowed my bollock porridge I am so tempted to do this it's unreal. I'm surprised I never have to be honest. I think to myself, "well, you've already demeaned yourself to a point that I would never go to, so why not go a little bit further?" In saying that, I have donkey punched a girl before - This was an accident though. |
The donkey punch or the slapping with the penis? If it's the knob slapping let me know if it leaves a nice fat mushroom print. This will give me even more motivation to give it a go the next time I have the opportunity to do so!
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| Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike The donkey punch or the slapping with the penis? If it's the knob slapping let me know if it leaves a nice fat mushroom print. This will give me even more motivation to give it a go the next time I have the opportunity to do so! |
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| Originally posted by dj_bas I've done something similar to my girlfriend. I was pushing it on her mouth and going "sshhhh" every time she tried to talk. And one time I just pulled out and smacked it on her forehead and said "order in the court!". We laughed and laughed...then she went to bed :/ |
Fucking hell mate. I would NEVER antagonise a bird if my love stick was in/near her mouth.
"Sshhh love - Pipe down a bit ay?"
*CHOMP!*
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| Originally posted by dj_bas I've done something similar to my girlfriend. I was pushing it on her mouth and going "sshhhh" every time she tried to talk. And one time I just pulled out and smacked it on her forehead and said "order in the court!". We laughed and laughed...then she went to bed :/ |
HAHAHAHHA!
I just chocked.
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| Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Fucking hell mate. I would NEVER antagonise a bird if my love stick was in/near her mouth. "Sshhh love - Pipe down a bit ay?" *CHOMP!* |
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| Originally posted by dj_bas Ever since your inspirational MySpace comment I've decided to live a bit more dangerously. Insulting my girlfriend while my bellend is between her teeth and a few danger wanks in between my flat and work |
A danger wank is a hilarious prospect. I've yet to do one in the traditional sense yet, but by fucking jove I intend to!
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| Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike A danger wank is a hilarious prospect. I've yet to do one in the traditional sense yet, but by fucking jove I intend to! |
It's pretty much all in the title. You start to bash one out and just before the point of climax you call out for someone like your mum or dad to come up to your room - From this point on the mission is to 'finish' before he/she clambers the stairs and into your room!
*Missions Impossible Music*
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| Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike It's pretty much all in the title. You start to bash one out and just before the point of climax you call out for someone like your mum or dad to come up to your room - From this point on the mission is to 'finish' before he/she clambers the stairs and into your room! *Missions Impossible Music* |
I see!! I thought it was going to be like that time in fifth grade where I suddenly became aroused at my desk and quietly pounded one out through my pants pocket right in the middle of a "School House Rocks" video.
Still, neat 
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