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Posted by DarkAngel on Mar-23-2007 17:16:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
that's one of my favorite jokes.

I don't get it.

Posted by l�cid on Mar-23-2007 17:21:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
I don't get it.

there's nothing to get, really...

just imagining 2 muffins having that conversation makes me LOL.

Posted by kadomony on Mar-23-2007 17:23:

in b4 "ah munna eatchoo"

Posted by Pokit on Mar-23-2007 18:17:

What's pink, bloody, and crawls up your leg?

highlight next line if you want to see answer (possibly gross....)
A homesick abortion

Posted by kadomony on Mar-23-2007 18:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Pokit
What's pink, bloody, and crawls up your leg?

highlight next line if you want to see answer (possibly gross....)

That's just scary. I can imagine it screaming on the way up, too.

Posted by prolikewhoa on Mar-23-2007 18:23:

Posted by Frenchie on Mar-23-2007 18:25:

LOVE the muffin joke.

Posted by chach on Mar-23-2007 18:27:

i guess im the only person that doesnt like unfunny jokes...

Posted by Omega_M on Mar-23-2007 19:10:

Two fish are in a tank

One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive"

Posted by mezzir on Mar-23-2007 19:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
Two fish are in a tank

One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive"

best one so far
heard the muffin one way too many times

Posted by dj spunk on Mar-23-2007 21:19:

Most dangerous word in Nuclear Physics

Ooops

Posted by Zenchowdah on Mar-24-2007 02:42:

whats 18 inches long and makes women scream?

sudden infant death syndrome

Posted by igottaknow on Mar-24-2007 02:59:

A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!"

The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?"

He says, "No! This is her husband!"

Posted by shaw on Mar-24-2007 03:01:

lol.

Posted by CrazedOut on Mar-24-2007 03:26:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!"

The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?"

He says, "No! This is her husband!"

Posted by mezzir on Mar-24-2007 04:54:

damnit
my favorite joke's one that doesn't lend itself well to typing it out
meh, w/e

why can't women parallel park?

because all their life they've been told that this* is 6 inches

*hold hands approximately 4-5 inches apart, like you're telling someone how much room they have to back up

wow, i just made that joke totally lame
its great i swear*!

*may not be true for men uncomfortable with their penis size

Posted by Lilith on Mar-24-2007 05:01:

One night two fur seals go to a club.

Posted by Sushipunk on Mar-24-2007 05:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
One night two fur seals go to a club.

Oh that's really wrong.

Posted by BTG on Mar-24-2007 05:58:

What has a tail and walks like a dog?

a dog.

Posted by DOOMBOT on Mar-24-2007 12:58:

quote:
Originally posted by BTG
What has a tail and walks like a dog?

a dog.

winner!

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Mar-24-2007 13:03:

2 monkeys in a bath. One says to the other "Ooo ooo ahhhh ahhh ahhh." The other says "Perhaps you should put some cold in."

Thank you, thank you.

Posted by DOOMBOT on Mar-24-2007 13:10:

How can you drop an egg four feet without breaking it?

Drop it from five feet. It won't break during the first four feet.

Posted by Lomeli on Mar-24-2007 17:16:

Why did the monkey fall off of the tree?

It died.

Posted by Ian on Mar-24-2007 17:21:

quote:
Originally posted by gehzumteufel
why do black people only have nightmares?

because the last one that had a dream got shot!

hot dog we have a weiner.

Posted by DarkAngel on Mar-24-2007 17:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
One night two fur seals go to a club.

Help. Don't get it.

quote:
Originally posted by gehzumteufel
why do black people only have nightmares?

because the last one that had a dream got shot!

That was so wrong, but a good one.

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