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Originally posted by DarkAngel So in turn, Jake Benson and his object of affection are indeed, both assholes

no they just like to put it in each others assholes

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Originally posted by RapidFire no they just like to put it in each others assholes

meh "she" sounds like a royal pain in the ass

ba dum...

TSSSS.

You mentioned a myspace profile. deliverance is your only worry now!

I couldn't finish the original post without laughing halfway through

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Originally posted by dj_bas I couldn't finish the original post without laughing halfway through

I couldn't contain myself after the first paragraph, either.

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Why can't she just fuckin tell me there's some other guy in her life or that she's a ho?

Because the situation might be slightly different, we never know (the myspace relationship status says absolutely anything in this case)

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Is she putting me on hold for another booty call when she's in LA?

That's a plausible scenario. However, I wouldn't jump to conclusions if I were you.

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Should I just use her for sex and get over her?

If both of you are down for some bang-bang-bang, yes.

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Should I ignore her until she wants me so bad she'll be beggin for me c0ck? I'd do that but it might backfire cuz if she really doesn't like me then she wouldn't notice me ignoring her.

If you're okay with it, then that's a win-win situation: you'd either get him back or spare yourself from some more headache.

maybe she is the one who changed your myspace.

get some balls and stick it in his asshole!... that is what i would do

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Originally posted by nchs09 get some balls and stick it in his asshole!... that is what i would do

of course if he was a she..... and her penis would be ingrown into a vagin0rz.

Whatever you do, don't put your willy in him anymore!

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Originally posted by josh4 i'm pretty sure jake is a bottom

Ah. I'm pretty sure this:



...is pretty appropriate to post right now.

The beauty of ass-to-mouth is that it doesn't care what your sexual orientation is!

this thread is ghey

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Originally posted by Yan It's trial and error, buddy. If you never try it, you never know. Could be pitching (or catching) for the wrong team your entire life.

Really? So all this time when chicks don't get me hard, it's not really just a physiological thing but I'm fibbing myself? Tell me more! Can I go to an ex-gay camp and change my ways there?

I tried chicks. Now take your own advice up yer ass and try a dude. Next.

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Originally posted by jdat sorry I can't stop laughing at the fact you are basing part of your opinion on myspace which is famous for being filled with half truths

Hey myspace is ALL KNOWING! It even predicted Jesuses second coming, even though he never came. So my crush is totally not making effort to call me anymore. What a slut! Myspace knew all along.

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Originally posted by josh4 at this point its obvious you're sweating this person like mad and they probably know it. they're not going to pay you much attention if they know you're all about them. personally i think this is way too much trouble. you're already jumping through hurdles for them and you're not even together. sounds like one high maintenance bitch. time to next that ho and move on to someone else, its not worth it

Hahaha, you hit the nail in the hole. Why do I always do this shit? I used to be a pimp with NO emotion then I was like okay let's just date and now I meet someone and like them but they just wanna p3n0r up their p00pr. WTF? They're like "wow I love you jake stick it up my butts3x jake" then the next week they're like "yeah um. Let's keep in touch. You uhhhh can search me on myspace or something. And write a comment. Okay bye!"

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Originally posted by nchs09 of course if he was a she..... and her penis would be ingrown into a vagin0rz.

She still has a penis, but she calls is a clitenis. It's the scrotum that turns into the labia majora and opens up to the portal of squirrel guts.

so you're a he
who wants pee pee
from a she thats a he
answer simple
call psy t





you 2 timing whore




















imo

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Originally posted by Jake Benson

Are you using Internet Explorer?

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Originally posted by igottaknow this thread is ghey

Aren't you the guy who made a thread about redecorating your bathroom?

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Originally posted by Lira Are you using Internet Explorer?

Yes why what happened am I doing something wrong?

I dont get it...is Benson gay or a chick...and is this other chick a dude? are there letters involved? Sebpashtrick!!?!??!

Just wanted to say thanks for all the input. I just need someone to tell me I'm a complete retard for falling for someone and totally blowing things outa proportion.

OMG he just texted me I think he likes me now! I'm gonna tap dat.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Yes why what happened am I doing something wrong?

Gays are only allowed to like Opera

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Yes why what happened am I doing something wrong?

Nah, it's just that it seems a bit troublesome to edit the same post over and over until you've quoted all the people you wanted to quote. Try a browser that supports tabs, such as Avant Browser (if you prefer IE), Firefox or Opera... it may make your life easier

(and just have a word with the guy at the gathering - if all else fails, move on)

edit: Oh, you've already talked to him, never mind then

wait so hes fucking gay????

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