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| Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On yarite |
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| Originally posted by Lilith yareasy though |
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| Originally posted by josh4 with the right delivery cheesy pick up lines are the best pickup lines |
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| Originally posted by Sushipunk You've only ever read about sex, haven't you. |
you know in crocodile dundee when he checks that shemale to see if it's a girl or not...i'm just gonna start doing that...
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| Originally posted by SuspicionVandit best one in the history of pickline threads |
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| Originally posted by josh4 ah whatever dude, its not about what you say but how you say it. the whole concept of a pickup line is that first initial introduction. if you can approach them with confidence and no fear of rejection it doesnt matter what you say (within reason). ive gotten digits from starting with asking what their favorite type of cereal is also if you want to keep a conversation going just remember FORD. thats Family Occupation Recreation Dreams. you can get at least 20 minutes out of that |
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| Originally posted by Sushipunk So you actually admit to using a line? Damn. Maybe it's a US thing? I don't know. In Australia you would just get laughed at. And rightly so, FFS. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm sure there are plenty of stupid-as-fuck girls out there in Australian clubs/pubs/whatever, but...errr, I dunno mate. Are you really that bad at just talking to women? Are they so scary you need to use a line? |
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| Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I'm not easy, I just have a lot of love to give... |
"Hey, do you mind if I buy you a drink?" Me
"Sure, no problem" Girl
*at this point you whip your cock out*
"Shit, wrong pocket"
Works every time. 
"i do my own stunts"
those clothes look good on you, but they'd be even better on my bedroom floor...
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| Originally posted by inconspicuous lol edit: actually, if it "ssssssss"d, wouldn't that mean that the moisture evapo---nevermind... |
josh spoke the truth
You're even hotter than the flame on my bunson burner!
*push up glasses*
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| Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov You're even hotter than the flame on my bunson burner! *push up glasses* |
"Baby, im single and ready to mingle."
I agree with Josh all the way.
I was in a relationship with a girl for over a year. Saw her at the mall, friends gave me 20 bucks just to say a lame yet pretty funny pick-up line and I did since it's 20 bucks.
We were in borders having something at the cafe and reading magazines, shes with her friends at another table. Walk up, sit down, "Hey, I'll be your burger king if you be my dairy queen if you treat me right you can have it your way."
She laughed her ass off and basically we just started talking from there. After that I got her number cause she wanted to hang out and it went from there.
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| Originally posted by jupiterone I agree with Josh all the way. I was in a relationship with a girl for over a year. Saw her at the mall, friends gave me 20 bucks just to say a lame yet pretty funny pick-up line and I did since it's 20 bucks. We were in borders having something at the cafe and reading magazines, shes with her friends at another table. Walk up, sit down, "Hey, I'll be your burger king if you be my dairy queen if you treat me right you can have it your way." She laughed her ass off and basically we just started talking from there. After that I got her number cause she wanted to hang out and it went from there. |
you could use some of Vlads lines:
"Hey baby we doesnt have much time my blue jeans is tight and on to my love rocket climb"
"You is Venus I is Mars, with you I's richer than all the czars"
The homestarunner line:
"Would you like to ride on my beautiful baloon"
Geeky:
"I would like to set my public key to your foriegn key"
"My firewall runs in promiscuous mode, mind probing my ports"
"Let me see if my string is accepted by your turring machine"
*Whips out a piece of paper and writes down: "You (Union symbol) Me = nice (subset symbol)"*
"I bet youre a Finite automata just waiting to accept my string"
"I speak many languages, however I haven't assimilated yours care if I disassemble you?" <--- that one wont work unless shes a programmer as well.
"You're mingin"
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| Originally posted by josh4 ah whatever dude, its not about what you say but how you say it. the whole concept of a pickup line is that first initial introduction. if you can approach them with confidence and no fear of rejection it doesnt matter what you say (within reason). ive gotten digits from starting with asking what their favorite type of cereal is also if you want to keep a conversation going just remember FORD. thats Family Occupation Recreation Dreams. you can get at least 20 minutes out of that |
Spill drink on girl and say:
"Looks like we better get you out of these wet clothes"
idk if this one has been mentioned but..
"hey, is your daddy a baker...cuz you have nice buns"
that one is just plain wrong...
wow guys, on the second page and still not the classic?
nice shoes...wanna fuck?
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| Originally posted by mezzir wow guys, on the second page and still not the classic? nice shoes...wanna fuck? |
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