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Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Apr-24-2007 15:32:

I still don't it... Bas = Barry?


Posted by Ivand on Apr-24-2007 15:33:

quote:
Originally posted by _Nut_
Crisco works well too.



no dude Crisco would burn her snatch


Posted by RJT on Apr-24-2007 15:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
I still don't it... Bas = Barry?


Barry (Sagitarius) is Barry, baby. And that's all you need to worry your pretty little head about... Awwwww yeah


Posted by Lira on Apr-24-2007 15:36:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
But it's not up to the man is all I'm saying. Men give themselves waaaaayyyy too much credit in this department...

Quoted for madrefunking truth!


Posted by _Nut_ on Apr-24-2007 15:38:

quote:
Originally posted by Ivand
no dude Crisco would burn her snatch


I thought we were talking about the chocolaty (Vlad goodness) of the ass?


Posted by Ivand on Apr-24-2007 15:41:

quote:
Originally posted by _Nut_
I thought we were talking about the chocolaty (Vlad goodness) of the ass?



totally forgot, still assburns are bad for pooping


Posted by Slylee on Apr-24-2007 17:49:

u know what's weird? whenever i'm about to have sex, i pretty much have it set in my mind that i'm not going to cum, so that way i dont expect anything. it's weird. i wonder if i create the mental block.

anyway, my point is, that the few times i HAVE gone into having sex wtih my bf, and i had the mindset that i WAS going to cum, and didn't, i got so pissed.

like i literally pouted about it. lol


Posted by david.michael on Apr-24-2007 17:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Ivand
no dude Crisco would burn her snatch


That's when you just give her a few N64 games.


Posted by fmodena369 on Apr-24-2007 17:58:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
True, good point. But it's not up to the man is all I'm saying. Men give themselves waaaaayyyy too much credit in this department...and women are dumb enough to let them believe it.


I'll give you a reason to believe it...come 2 seattle for a night


Posted by Silky Johnson on Apr-24-2007 18:00:

quote:
Originally posted by fmodena369
I'll give you a reason to believe it...come 2 seattle for a night




No thanks.


Posted by RickyM on Apr-24-2007 18:02:

quote:
Originally posted by fmodena369
I'll give you a reason to believe it...come 2 seattle for a night


He's a charmer is this fellow


Posted by bas on Apr-24-2007 18:13:

quote:
Originally posted by fmodena369
I'll give you a reason to believe it...come 2 seattle for a night

Don't you see what he did here? He used the number 2 instead of the word 'to'. I don't know about you ladies, but I'm pretty fucking moist.


Posted by KilldaDJ on Apr-24-2007 18:21:

get some viagra


Posted by Slylee on Apr-24-2007 18:40:

quote:
Originally posted by KilldaDJ
get some viagra


i heard viagra only makes it so that a guy can bang for like 10 hours straight, but not cum.


Posted by Abercrombie on Apr-24-2007 22:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Trance Nutter
Send her over my way, we'll see if it can be done



Ew... have you even seen his mom?


Posted by Project-K on Apr-24-2007 22:38:

Focusing too much on climax is a one way ticket to a boring sex life. You gotta let yourself appreciate the finer aspects of it, then you won't even care if you come or not.


Posted by La5eR on Apr-25-2007 02:11:

A guy can climax more than once during a session just as well as girls can. Its all about control, moderation and above all the attraction between the two or more parties involved.


Posted by r5a on Apr-25-2007 02:13:

Re: Not cumming..

quote:
Originally posted by trewqy
sucks. I dont know why u girls still do it if u know ur not gonna have an orgasm.

Has happened to me a couple of times and its frustrating to do it for like 3 hrs and u still cant finish the job. You finally get hungry and you start to get all limp and..sigh.
it sucks but it happens now and then, no big deal.


Posted by kiev_42 on Apr-25-2007 02:20:

An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger woman. No matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi.

The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."

They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.

"Okay," he says to the husband. "Let's try the reverse. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."

Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man goes at it with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting, screaming orgasm.

The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly: "You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!"


Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Apr-25-2007 02:28:


Posted by all-nite-freak on Apr-25-2007 02:55:

like jenny said earlier cumming isnt always the best part.
I can't cum with a condom, but am not going to stop fucking just cuz of that. Women who fake though deserve not to have an orgasm for encouraging bad sex otherwise known anything involving slylee


Posted by plastikE on Apr-25-2007 03:01:

Me two months ago "I've seen it all", "Have you seen a thread about a person not cumming?", "No", "Then you haven't seen it all."

Sigh. I've seen it all.


Posted by nchs09 on Apr-25-2007 03:08:

talk about a n00b @ knowledge.. hahaha i dont even know how to spell knowledge.. probably cause im drunk but probably i couldnt spell it sober. anyhow its spych 1101. nbot everyone lasts as long, not everyones sex drive is equal.... not everyones size is equal... deal with it, if you are not happy in the relationship, make it work by adding oral or something else, or simply its not gonna work.. quit and look on for anotherone.


Posted by Aaron C. on Apr-25-2007 10:06:

quote:
Originally posted by kiev_42
An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger woman. No matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi.

The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."

They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.

"Okay," he says to the husband. "Let's try the reverse. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."

Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man goes at it with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting, screaming orgasm.

The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly: "You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!"


LOL!!!!!!!!!!


Posted by Slylee on Apr-25-2007 13:48:

quote:
Originally posted by kiev_42
An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger woman. No matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi.

The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."

They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.

"Okay," he says to the husband. "Let's try the reverse. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."

Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man goes at it with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting, screaming orgasm.

The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly: "You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!"



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