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Posted by spitty on Apr-26-2007 18:30:

quote:
Originally posted by above'N'beyond
Theres two things in this world that men want.....we want to be part of a heist. And we want a monkey! Even more than sex.

i want a monkey...and i want to be part of a heist

/looks down

Posted by Marcolissimo on Apr-26-2007 18:40:

My girlfriend always wanted a baby monkey, but they were too expensive... so she got a big monkey instead. And that's how we started dating!

Posted by trance-ultima on Apr-26-2007 19:12:

I WISH I COULD HAVE THIS MONKEY

Posted by Marcolissimo on Apr-26-2007 19:41:

That's what she wanted too. I got a her stuffed baby monkey for v.day, so now she's happy!

Posted by Abercrombie on Apr-26-2007 19:46:

Posted by trance-ultima on Apr-26-2007 19:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie

JESUS CHRIST
thats so creepy hhahah

quote:
Originally posted by Marcolissimo
That's what she wanted too. I got a her stuffed baby monkey for v.day, so now she's happy!

your a good man lol

Posted by Dr. DAS on Apr-26-2007 20:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie

Where's ceiling sketchbag when you need him?

Posted by Marcolissimo on Apr-26-2007 20:05:

I was born in the year of Monkey. We're the best

Posted by ilia on Apr-26-2007 23:43:

Please note - that monkeys can give you many diseases including Tuberculosis, Rabies and Herpes.

Posted by rabbitjoker on Apr-27-2007 00:04:

You're a monkey!!!

Posted by trance-ultima on Apr-27-2007 00:23:

quote:
Originally posted by ilia
Please note - that monkeys can give you many diseases including Tuberculosis, Rabies and Herpes.

thats ok
LOL

Posted by Jungle Fever on Apr-27-2007 00:41:

My great grandmother had one back in the 70's and when company would come over to play bridge, the thing would decide to jack off while hanging from the drapes.

Posted by Jem_hadar on Apr-27-2007 00:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Jungle Fever
My great grandmother had one back in the 70's and when company would come over to play bridge, the thing would decide to jack off while hanging from the drapes.

LOL!

This topic of monkeys JUST came up today after work at the Rogers Wireless store.

Ppl who were upgrading a phone, the girl started bitching about monkeys... i dunno how it came up, then another co worker there chimmed in, bc her ex bf used to have one... and she was going on about how annoying they are as pets, and tht they thing would literally jerk off ALL THE TIME randomly all the time

she was not a fan and found very very unappealing (disgusting more like it) as household pets.

Posted by rabbitjoker on Apr-27-2007 00:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Jungle Fever
jack off while hanging from the drapes.

hahahahahahahahahah.

Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Apr-27-2007 01:06:

Enter Killah

Posted by Mortyman on Apr-27-2007 05:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Truepioneer
I have a typwriting monkey posting this for me right now.

In fact he does 80% of my posting!

No wonder I get such a bad rep.

I should fire him and buy a new one.

Forget the monkey dude! You are officially the coolest person on this board... it's every man's dream to ride an Ostrich!
So jealous! Is that really you?

Posted by exstasie on Apr-27-2007 05:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Mortyman
Forget the monkey dude! You are officially the coolest person on this board... it's every man's dream to ride an Ostrich!
So jealous! Is that really you?

Do ostrich eggs really taste that good?

Posted by Cosmic Fur on Apr-27-2007 07:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Mortyman
You are officially the coolest person on this board... it's every man's dream to ride an Ostrich!

Clearly, you've never ridden a camel.

P.S. Monkeys are lame - they're everywhere. I want a Panda. Or a Kiwi (the bird, not the fruit).

Posted by adi26 on Apr-27-2007 07:27:

No No NO....

You guys don't understandddd....

MONKEYS ARE EVIL.

They steal things from lil boys and girls....

/nostalgiaa...

Posted by trance-ultima on Apr-27-2007 07:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmic Fur
Clearly, you've never ridden a camel.

P.S. Monkeys are lame - they're everywhere. I want a Panda. Or a Kiwi (the bird, not the fruit).

mmmmmmmmmm yum kiwi, the fruit...not the bird LOOOOOOOOL

Posted by Cosmic Fur on Apr-27-2007 07:32:

quote:
Originally posted by trance-ultima
mmmmmmmmmm yum kiwi, the fruit...not the bird LOOOOOOOOL

Oh hey, Kiwi is delicious... but it doesn't make a good pet - it just lies there and eventually starts smelling bad.

Posted by trance-ultima on Apr-27-2007 07:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmic Fur
Oh hey, Kiwi is delicious... but it doesn't make a good pet - it just lies there and eventually starts smelling bad.

hahaha true
id want a cougar or like a siberian tiger...they are so gorgeous
id love to just lay down and snuggle with it
so big and soft

O H SNAP
a kangaroo would be sick too

Posted by adi26 on Apr-27-2007 07:37:

quote:
Originally posted by trance-ultima
hahaha true

O H SNAP
a kangaroo would be sick too

yaaaa...cos then you could chill in their pockets and they could take you places....

Posted by trance-ultima on Apr-27-2007 07:38:

quote:
Originally posted by adi26
yaaaa...cos then you could chill in their pockets and they could take you places....

thats exactly my point
how sick would that be
fuk a car
i just need ma kangaroo

Posted by adi26 on Apr-27-2007 07:49:

I dunno...

Dogs FTW.

They are just tooo cute....

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