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| Originally posted by smakmagik yup...much smarter |
you're a clever one. Did you get that one from your "Sigs are much smarter that their posters" book? 
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| Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ you're a clever one. Did you get that one from your "Sigs are much smarter that their posters" book? ...much smarter aaahahahahahhaahaaahhahahaha do it again!! do it again!!! |
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| Originally posted by smakmagik which episode did Kramer do THAT in ? |
the most underrated episode:
Where George is in the book club but ends up goin to some house to watch the movie instead cuz he was too lazy to read the book
George Costanza is the greatest character in all of sitcom TV
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| Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ It's the episode where I did your sister in her pooper then blew in her eye. Your mother then licked the semen up off your sisters eye while I turkey slapped her fore head. It was a great episode. You should have been there, it was halarious!! aaahhaahahahahaaahhhahahaha ....much smarter!!! oh man you kill me, you kill me |
GEORGE LIKES HIS CHICKEN SPICY!!!
The episode with the "Executive" trench coats was awesome.
"You gave away my shirts?!?"
*smacks George on the forehead*
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Or the one where Kramer goes to Cuba to get Cuban cigars and security stops him. The security guys end up loving his jacket, and end up going back to NY with him to play golf.
"I love that jacket!"
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"Hey George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp!"
"The jerkstore called, they're running out of you!"
"Oh yea! Well I slept with your wife!!"
"Uhhh, his wife is in a coma"
At the Chinese restaurant:
Jerry: So what happened with Tatiana?
George: I shouldn't even tell you this.
Jerry: Come on...
George: Well, after dinner last week, she invites me back to her apartment.
Jerry: I'm with you.
George: Well, it's this little place with this little bathroom. It's like right there, you know, it's not even down a little hall or off in an alcove. You understand? There's no... buffer zone. So, we start to fool around, and it's the first time, and it's early in the going. And I begin to perceive this impending... intestinal requirement, whose needs are going to surpass by great lengths anything in the sexual realm. So I know I'm gonna have to stop. And as this is happening I'm thinking, even if I can somehow manage to momentarily...extricate myself from the proceedings and relieve this unstoppable force, I know that that bathroom is not gonna provide me with the privacy that I know I'm going to need...
Jerry: This could only happen to you.
George: So I finally stop and say, "Tatiana, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I think it would be best if I left".
Jerry: You said this to her after.
George: No. During.
Jerry: Oh, boy.
George: Yeah.
Jerry: Wow! So...?
George: So I'm dressing and she's staring up at me, struggling to compute this unprecedented turn of events. I don't know what to say to reassure this woman, and worst of all, I don't have the time to say it. The only excuse she might possibly have accepted is if I told her I am in reality Batman, and I'm very sorry, I just saw the Bat-Signal. It took me 3 days of phone calls to get her to agree to see me again. Now she's waiting for me to call her, and she's
(gestures towards woman on phone) still on the phone.
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| Originally posted by Scoops George Costanza is the greatest character in all of sitcom TV |
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